LINDA BEZUIDENHOUT AHAKIKI KUWA BABA YAKE MZAZI NI BABU SEYA…….

Can you tell the difference???? wamefanana mpaka rangi…hhahaha,,weupejeeee sasa?????

The darker skin version……Naomba muangalie midomo,…hahaha wamefananaje??? chai jabaaaaaaa…..hahahhaha

UWIIII Sasa semeni nani kafanana vizuri na baboon???? hahahhaha

Hahahhahaha, kapata umalaya wa mamake na ubaya wa wapi sijui???? we mtoto kasome shule…maana huyo ubaboon alafu shule usisome…hahahhaha…

Eti singer…uwiii marekani singining lazma uwe mzuriiiiii…hahahhahaha na sivyo uweze imba mpaka vioo vivunjikeeee…

Baada ya kutuhimiwa kuwa alikuwaga anafanya mapenzi na baba yake mzazi…. Award winning designer Linda Bezuidenhout ajibu yafutatayo……

“Mimi ni LINDA BEZUIDENHOUT.
This one is for you na wenzio wanaopenda kunitukana tusi la kuwa nililala na baba yangu.
Sidhani unamfahamu baba yangu Mzazi na Sidhani unatufahamu sisiMimi na wadogo zangu tunaongea 24/7. Na pia marehem mama yangu alikuwa mwanamke mrembo sana baba yangu hakuwa na haja ya kulala na mabint zake kwa taharifa yako uzushi huu ulikuwa kwamba baba yetu alikuwa analala na Brenda R.I.P na pia Mimi MashaAllah sijawai kuwa and dhiki ya mwanaume kwani wanaume walikuwa wananigombania na wengine waliacha acha girlfriends/
wake zao yani nakuambia ilikuwa kasheshe enzi za ujana wangu. Sasa sielewi nilikuwa na dhiki gani mpaka nilale na babangu. Ila ntakusaidia I love my father so much!!!!! He
loves me toooooooo much!!!!!!!! Sasa Kama ni uswahili unakusumbuwa shauri yako wewe ni
Kati ya watu walio anza kuonesha mapenzi kwa baba zao baada ya developed countries kuwafundisha vitu Kama Father’s Day and how to love fathers kwenye movies and so on. Ndo mkaanza kuonesha mapenzi kwa baba zenu. Mimi nilimpenda baba yangu na kumwonesha
thamani Yake Kwangu tangu nilivozaliwa and it’s in my genes
sisi kwetu tuna uzungu. Na baba yetu alitulea kizungu waswahili Kama wewe walikuwa
wanatushangaa sana sababu nyinyi hata chakula mlikuwa mnakula jikoni na mama zenu sisi tulikuwa tunakula na baba yetu we used to hold hands tukitembea nyinyi mlikuwa mnawakalia mbali baba zenu Kama wana ukoma. Hiyo ni mifano michache tu nimekusaidia
Kama una maswali feel free to ask me.
unaweza kuendelea kusema nimelala na babangu it’s your choice I LOVE MY FATHER VINCENT DYLE BEZUIDENHOUT SO MUCH HE IS THE FIRST MAN IN MY LIFE I
FELL IN LOVE WITH FROM THE TIME I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHERS WOMB. AND I WILL ALWAYS BE MAD IN LOVE WITH HIM EVEN IN MY GRAVE WHEN I WILL BE WAITING FOR THE JUDGEMENT DAY I WILL BE LOVING HIM. ( to the owner of this blog pls publish my comment ) and thank you for sharing my pictures to your viewer and many thanks to the people who gave me nice comments much appreciate I LOVE YOU BACK ( LB) .”

 

Uwiiiiiiii, Kweli akili ni nywele kila mtu ana zake …Hivi kitu kama hiki si bora mtu akae kimya kuliko umsingizie ndugu yako jamani….. hahahahahhahaha….

Yani kuliko achafuke yeye eti bora aseme ni dada yake ndo alikuwa na scandal ya kulala na baba yao sio yeye…hahahahhahahahah……

Linda Mkimbizi, this os why mpaka uzeee bado una akili mbili una laana… And you know it…..

 

Kaokota sijui kaburi la nani kaliweka ni la mama ke Mange… Makaburi yana majina jamani kama la mamangu embu weka headstone watu waone jamani….

Anyways, hata kama silijari bora mimi nisiejali kaburi la mamangu kuliko wewe ulielala na mume wa mama yako…..hahahahhahahaha

Na unaona haya sana na roho inakusuta ndo maana although umezaa malaya wanne ila hata mmoja umeshindwa kumpa jina la mama yako mzazi. Mbona hakuna mtoto wako anaeitwa Situmay? hahahahahhahahahahahhaha….Malaya wanne umezaa mbona hujawapa hilo jina?? Ni laana hii ya  wewe na marehemu dada yakeo Brenda kulala na baba yenu ndo maana Mungu hajakupa mtoto wa kiume anajua utamlala tu kwa jinsi ulivyo na akili finyu za kuijiona mzuri basi kila mtu lazma umwonjeshe…hahahhahaha……

 

And everyone knows Im not lying about this kid………..Jamani kwani ni uongo. Huyu mtoto hapendwi na mamake kisa ana  makengeza??Na kakaa kidume dume….Ila Linda hujui wewe watotto wanaotengwa ndo they make it in life…. Hawa kina Leyla wooote wataishia kuwa wauza K kama wewe. Huyu ndo atakaekusaidia uzeeni.utakuja kuniambia…. Huyu pekee ndo atakaesoma……… Anyways no more maneno….Na yeye afanye fashion show for the first time….Mpaka huyo mdogo kkwake anafanya umodel huyu yeye kuokota vitu back stage tuuuu…Eti una personal assistant ,my butt….. Babako maskini wa kutupa dar hana hata shilingi kila mtu anasikitika hapa alafu unasema una personal assistant…mfyuuuuuuuu!!!.. Kamsaidie kwanza babako ndo tutajua una hela….hahahhaa…….

Huyu mzee ni nomaaaa…msimuone mweusi hivyo ni mzungu huyo…hahahahhahaha…chezea umaskini…Ndo huyo mdutch mnaeambiwa mdutch.,…hahahhaha….Jamani huyu baba ni maarufu kwa kufanya mapenzi na mabinti zake…. Wote wanajua baada ya kufiwa na mkewe akakwa analala na binti yake Linda bezuidenhout  lakini juzi Linda katoa official statement hapo juu kuwa huyu mzee hakuwa akimlala yeye sababu yeye hakuwa na dhiki ya wanaume ila alikuwa anamlala rehemu dada yake Brenda…..Hahahahhahaha……. Hivi kwanini hayuko jela na kina babu seya huyu mzeeee???Kizee kichafu hiki…. Uwiiiiii, acheni niseme Linda kamtukana sana baba yangu, linda huwezi shindana na mimi kutukana baba, baba yangu keshazikwa na kuoza haamki kusoma matusi yako…Ila HUYU mzee nahakika message somehow zitamfikia mpaka ajifie kwa presha,,,eeeh ndo sometimes mujue mtu unaweza kuuliwa na mtoto wako mwenywe,.huyu mzee anaependa tomba binti zake  ndo maan alizaa mtoto hana akili kazi kutukana baba za watu mpaka watu wamempata baba yake tena kwa ahabari za kweli…..  Huyo pembeni ndo kakake linda mvuta bangi mwingine anaefanywa na wanaume wenzie sababu ya ganja tu, Naskia yupo zanzibar anachora chora beach, WAZUNGU WANAJILIA TIGO tu malipo bangi…hahahahhaha….uwiiii what a family of losers…… hahahahhahahahahaha…..

Linda anatukanaga sana baba za watu wamefirwa,uwiiii mwanamke ana mdomo mchafu huyu..sasa naomba kuuliza hivi hata kama ingekuwa kweli kama hili shetani linavyooota ndotoni kwake… Hivi bora baba afirwe au afire mtoto wake mwenyewe wa kuzaaaaa???? Bada aanaevua chupi mtoto wake anatakiwa kupigwa mawe afeeee… Linda next time ukianza mtukana baba yangu na wewe naomba ukumbuke kuwa  wewe mwenyewe  unatembea na shahawa za babako matakoni kwako na dada yako BRENDA kazikwa na shahawa za baba yenu matakoni kwake…..(uwiii im sorry for that statement,ila ndo maneno yake makali hivi jamani,imebidi niyaweke ,wuiii hapa sponsorship ya blog mwaka huu sidhani hahahaha.)hahahahahha… Eti BRENDA ndo alikuwa na scandal ya kulala na baba sio mimi….Uwiii huna hata haya…Basi labda mlikuwa mnafanya 3some ila usijitoe ukamsingia mwezako sababu ni marehemu. angekuwa hai ungemtaja kwenye kitu kama hiki? Una laana wewe huna hata huruma na dadako ambae keshakukufa…

Jamani bado nasubiria picha zile akiwa anapinda mgongo huko bongo….Hiki kizee kinalipia dhambi zake mpaka leo….Unaambiwa kamezeeka mbaya ila bado anatengeneza mariji maskini..eti hana hata gari apanda bajaji…hahahhahahaha…mtu anawatoto madesigner tena wana personal assistant….hahahahhahaha

Joke aside jamani mie naomba kuuliza honest question hivi hii familia ya bezuidenhout kuna mtu normal? kuna mtu kamaliza hata form 6? hawa makaka kuna hata mmoja mwenye kuamka asubuhi akavaa shati na tai akaenda kazini? Uwiiii…Makaka wote bangi mtu, dada ndo alikuwa worse, unga mtu,,,hahahahha..LAANAKUM!!! What a useless family!!!

uwiii Linda shindana na mimi kila kitu ila sio kwenye kizazi maana nakutoa knockout bila bila….

Nawaacha Kenzo na Keanu pembeni….Nakupa Bhoke amgalagaze Leyla….Huyo wangu hapo ndo hajui hata lipshiner atiii…

Hapo mwanao ndo kapaka makeup hahaha, kafananaje na drug queens….jamani semeni leyla hajafanana na shemales???? Ila Linda hata bila mawani…hivi Leyla unaweza mfananisha na Bhoke hata sekunde…

Huoni huyo gorrila ni close resemblence ya leyla??? hahahhaa…Uwiii eti mtu mwenye mtoto kama Leyla anaweza hata kutoa mtu kasoro.?

Uwiii mdau ukiweza choose binti hapa utapick yupi??? hahahahhahahahaha

Huyu Leyla nae kalelewa na babu seya mpaka alivyokuwa 7 sijui 8 wakahamia US… Im sure huyu nae kachezea K na babu yake…. Hivi nyie hamuoni baba yake Linda hajawahi hata kwenda kutembea USA kwa lINDA even once…. Why linda hajamleta baba yake USA jamani? wakati mtu mdutch visa kitu gani?? kwanza vizee havinyimwagi visa. Ila anaogopa maana kazaa malaya tu anajua tabia za babake, lazma atavitia kama alivyomtiaga yeye…..

Nakurudia tena, this is the only talent Leyla has…….. Si unaona hana tofauti ya skills na huyo stripper hapo…..

hahahahhahahah…. Hii ndo talent sasa sio kuimba…uwiiiiii…. Acha mpotezea Mali pesa zake….

Linda mpeleke mtoto shule…. please,,nakaukwa koo sasa kwa kukupigia kelele kumsomesha huyu mtoto…Achana na mambo ya mziki, hawezi kuimbaaaaaaaa…Akasomeeeeeee or else ataishia kwenye pole….hahahahhahaha

Baba Keanu kaambiwa yeye ni gay… Kaukwa na huyu besti wa Dubai….hahahahhahahahahha

Huyu mama jamani kama kawa chizi vile…kha!!! Yani antafuta kila chochote cha kuniabisha hapati…

Ona mie navyoaibisha familia yako, kwa maujinga yako…Una bahati umeacha ya familia maana Nargis angeona rangi zooooote….hahahahhaa

hahaha, ndo huyo kaka aliewekwa na Linda eti ndo gay …hahahhaha… Nae alihamaga Dubai wako zao UK na mkewe na watoto wao wawili…. 

eti ndo kinachomkosesha mange raha mume wake kawa gay….hahahahhahahahhaha……utahaha kutaka kujua na hutojua…

Eti baba KENZO kaenda wapi? gay club??? hahahahhahahahhahahaha…… Uwiiiii umedata we mama, umechanganyikiwa haswaaaa….hahahahhaha

Akija niacha kwa mtu ambae yuko tofauti sana na mimi atakuwa white woman labda….hahahhahahahaha…..Huko kwa magay ni kwa mdogo wako loius anaegeuzwa na wanaume wenzie for bangi only…. hahahahahhaha……Sio kila mtu gay kama kakako…..

Jamani namesema hivi tulieniiiiiii,nikiwa ready ntawaaambieni kilichonisibu… Msiwe na papara…sasa jimama linataka kufa kutaka kujua …Kabaki ana guess kila sekunde…Alianza na Bhoke harudi tena US ndo maana mange hayuko okay, likashushuka. Sasa hivi mume kawa gay….hahahhahahahaha…..Uwiii tena koma usiwachurie wanangu kuwa na baba gay, koma kabisa na domo lako baya, baba yake Brenda ndo gay ndo maana kamekaa kama dyke, kanajiweka kama jike dume ni vile lesbian na kapewa na babake….hahahahhaha

KOMAAAAAA

Nasema hivi huwezi kujua mpaka niseme, Na nitasema kwa time yangu……….Utakosaje usingizi mpaka siku ya LE TAMKOZZZZZ…..Hahahaha…..

PS: Ugomvi na mimi huuwezi Linda……. Usije jiweka presha mpaka ukaondoka na IG kama ulivyoondokaga FB.Chezea Mange hahahaha…….

UPDATE

Uwiiiiii Jamani huyu mama atakufaaaaaaa na preshaaaa….hahahhahaha…

Sasa leo kampataje baba Kenzo IG…Uwiiii acha anishtakie? jamani baba kenzo katagiwajeeeeeee leo….Uwiiii post zoooote alikuwa anatagiwa aone…

yani nahisi Linda alikuwa na furaha ya balaaaaaaaa…hahahahhaha ….akajua kapata kum torture baba Kenzo IG….HAHAHAHAHHA

Sasa si baba kENZO mara kaibuka anawajibu tena kwa kiswahili….hahahhahahahhahahah…UWIIIII Nahisi Linda Mkimbizi alipata na heart attack…hahahaha

uwiii akifikiri mashtaka yote yale kumbe alikuwa ananipa mwenywe big bosss…hahahha…

Hiyo account nilimfunguliaga baba kenzo ili akia mbali na home awe anaona pics za wanae, wala hana time nayo, ana log in maybe twice a month ,tena nimkumbushue kuna kitu akaangalie IG…. hata password sometimes haikumbuki namtumia…..

Uwiiiiiiii jamani wameongea mpaka english ya kizaramo…..jhahhaha nimewakomeshajeeeee….hahahahhahaha

jamani mbona contacts zake zimejaa kibao online, si umtumie email tu? ila kwa IG humpati ng’oooo…. hahaaha…..

Uwiii wabongo wanapenda umbea…ona hizo friend requests sasa za kum follow baba kenzo…hahahhaha…chezea shem darling…uwiiii ni thousands yani walitaka waingia kuona shem darling ana hali gani…hahahhahahaha…jamani wabongo tunapenda umbeaaaaa….Ila najua hawa wote wala haku follow kwa ubaya ni vile wanapenda umbea…Ila huyo wa nne kutoka chini, huyo muuza corset sijui ushuzi gani, malaya mkubwa, EEEH Ulikuwa unamfollow mzungu ili ukaone nini na wewe unajifanya hunipendi? Jamani huyu mwanamke ni mngese mpaka basi… Eti kuna siku nilisema corset zangu ni nzuri nazitoa columbia za wengine ni china, uwiii acha mdada apanick ,acha alalamike eti namvunjia biashara, acha aanze kunipa vijembe, nikamkali kimya maana mtu mwenywe mlugha lugha tu…. We malaya kila mtu ana haki ya kuisifia biashara yake, na nikikandika za wengine as long as sijataja jina au kutoa hinti ni biashara ya nani its still fair advertising….. Ningesema vicky anauza fake corsets hapo sawa. Ila wauza corsets wapo mia kidogo ,wewe kilichokuwasha mpaka kujifanya umepanick ni nini..Haya hunipendi leo kwenda kumfollow baba kenzo unatafuta nini? mbwa uliekosa mkia umekalia umbea tu….. Fanya yako fala wewe…..

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LEYLA BEZUIDENHOUT’S GOT TALENT…..BUT WHICH TALENT????????? LOLEST…

Jamani ustaarabu umenishinda kidogo…maana page ya huyu bi kizee ilivyojaa matusi ya nguoni ya kutukana wanangu..

Tena ana support na hayo matusi bila haya eeeeh…..

Wanangu washatukanwa mpaka matusi yameishaaa, picha zao sasa?

mie sitoi mtoto wa mtu kasoro alizoumbwa na Mungu mie naongea facts tuuu…..

PLEASE NAOMBENI PICHA ZA MZUNGU ANAETENGENEZA MAFRIJI BONGO….HAHAHHAHA…. MDUTCH WA SINZA..HAHAHHAHA

NAOMBENI PICHAAAAA NIPANDISHE WATU WAZIMU MARA MIA…..WATU KUJIFANYA WA MAANA KUMBE BABA ZAO WANAPATA TABU JAMANI..KHA…. HUYO MZEE SASA HIVI ANATAKIWA AWE KESHA RETIRE AWE ANAKULA MATUNDA YA WATOTO WAKE ILA UWIII BADO AHANGAIKA NA MAFRIJI JAMANI ALAFU BINTI YAKE BONGE LA DEZAINA HUKU MAREKANI….HAHAHHAHAHAHA…

Jamani Mama Leyla anasema kuwa mwanae hasomi sababu she is chasing her dreams……hahahahhha

Mwanae anaimba sana so anamtengeneza aje kuwa superstar….Kitu Beyonce…

Ila katu promise kuwa mwaka huu September atakwenda college….Hahhahahaha…Kila mwaka tunaambiwaga this yr….hahaha

Naomba nisiongee looks jamani although mamake kutwa kuchamba mwanangu…Mie simtoi kasoro huyu binti…..

Yani Linda angebahatika kuzaa hata mtoto mmoja aliefanana nae yeye mwenyewe uwiiiii mbona tungehama mujini….hahahahah

Mama mtu kaweka video hiyo ya mwanae akiwa studio…Sasa sijui ni kwaya wanaimba au ni new female group coming soon….

Kama namuona Mali kwa mbali…Huyu baba jamani ,hivi kweli ana biashara ya kumkeep busy…Maana mara aende mitaani kupiga picha za nguo za mkewe

mara ende studio ni muda gani ana make money????

Hivi kweli wanaamini huyu mtoto atakuja kuwa something hapa marekani?? wanaota ndoto za abunuwasi….Uwiii marekani watu wana talent mpaka za kujamba through punani….hahahhahahaha…..Yani hapa watu wanaimba mpaka vioo vinapasuka , hahahaha,,, ukisema kudance watu wanadance kama hawana mifupa…Yani uache kusomesha mtoto eti kisa una hope atakuwa star….Ningeelewa kama angekuwa anafanya hivi in parallel na shule….

Ila kuweka shule pembeni kuipa hii kipaumbele ni kupelekeshwa na mtoto…….. Ni bora umpe elimu kwanza then mwache afate dreams zake akichoka mwenye aendelee na maisha yake na huku keshasoma…..Ila ndo hivyo kama mwanao ni shosti wako unadhani utafanyaje sasa? Mzazi hajulikani ni nani na mtoto ni nani…lol

Hahaha beyonce akiwa studio….Linda Mkimbizi mwanao amesha upload notes kibao akiwa anaimba….

Jamani mbona anaimba kama anybody else akiwa anaimba in the shower?

Yes ni vizuri kuacha mtoto afate dreams zake ila mzazi pia inabidi umguide mtoto….

Mie Bhoke kuna wakati alikuwa ananisumbua na haya mambo ya kuimba, akiona vile vitoto vya Disney channel vinaimba…

Basi mie na Lance tukampa chance tukawa tunamsimamisha mbele atuimbie…She can sing ila sio ile ya kufanya mzazi ndo uivest kila kitu..sometimes mzazi inabidi ujue limits za mwanao…..Ofoucrse hatukumwambia kuwa mwanetu unaimba ila sio kiwango kileeee cha marekani ila tulijua jinsi ya kuipotezea na kumpa interest na Tennis ambayo ndo nataka niikizanie sasa hivi…..

Linda hapa mnampotezea tu Mali wa watu vihela vyake jamani….Huyu baba ndo maana magonjwa ya moyo yanamuandama…

Mama mtu anamwambie Leyla anaweza kuimba wakalipe studio time….. uwiiii

Haya jamani tusubirie track ya Binti Leyla….hahahahhahahahah…Uwiii marekani hiiii hata nikienda supermarket mtu anakupa cd yake bureeeee ukamsikilize anavyoimba… unaambiwa huko kwenye radio stations watu wanapita pita nje hata akutane na mtangazaji ampe cd yake akaichezea….

Linda mi nakwambia ukweli kama mshkaji wako….

if Leyla has any talent at all, this is the talent she has, tena hii talent inakuja natural maana kairithi…

The only talent Leyla has ni hii ka kupanua miguu kama mamake……. Mtoto shule hawezi ila mwambie apanue miguu hahahahaha ni noma..

Mie ndo maana simtaki Bhoke kwenye masocial network, embu ona mtoto anajipanua hivi then anaweka picha insta….hahahahahhaha

Now this is freaking talent…..She got it from her mama…….hahahhahhahahahhaha

Mambo ya kutuambia ana talent ya kuimba kamdanganye Mali, talent aliyonayo ni hii tuuuuu

Hahahha, one dolla bills kwenye matiti, Now thats special talent…..

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Haya naomba msikilize Leya akiimba maana Mange nikiongea naambiwa wivu …Embu msikilize alafu niambie if this is something worth of chasing jamani…

kha!!! Hivi ni Linda anajifanya hasikii mwanae anavyoimba au ndo uchizi wake…

Bonyeza hapa kusikia

bonyeza hapa sikia ya pili

Maskini hako kabinti ka Linda? hahahaha… Kutwa kunisema Mange anawapenda wanae wa kizungu sio Bhoke…

Sasa naomba kuuliza ni nani hata huwa anajuaga huyu binti ni mtoto wa Linda….

Hivi mlishawahi kumuona huyu binti hata akipanda steji kuonyesha mavazi ya mamake?

Mimi huyu binti hata jina lake silijui nyie mnamjua huyu mtoto?

Ni leyla, yule mwenye manywele na kale ka dgo  ndo wanaoonyeshwa…Huyu maskini yeye ni back stage tu kuvalisha ndugu zake na kuokota okota vitu vya back stage,,,’

Hahhahaha…wala sitomtoa kasoro mtoto wa watu….Mbona karembo tu na keupeeeeee, maana kwa Linda weupe ndo uzuri…hahahaha

Linda fans wako tunakuomba tuanze kumuona na huyu kwenye stage plsssss……yani tumegoma sie mafans wa LB….Next show tusipomuona kwenye stage na yeye tunarusha makopooooo…..

Yani hata kale kadonyo kamalinda katakuja kumodel huyu bado ataachwa back stage kuokotoa  vyupi vya ndugu zake….NIMEUMIA SANA…LOL…

yani roho imeuma jamani kuon, mpaka nimelia…hahahahhaha …maana LINDA Nna wambea wenzio ndo wanavyojifanya eti kumuonea mwanangu huruma mpaka wanaumia hahhaha….sasa na huyu nataka leo niwaone mnaumia….

Pitieni profile yake mnaoijua kama mtaona picha ya huyu mtoto zaidi ya hii moja tena na hii kawekwa na Leyla sio hata peke yake,angalau Leyla apendezeshe picha, (if she can,lol)… Hao wengine mapicha yao yamejaa tele….

Watu bwana kazi kufatilia familia ya mange mbona zenu hamsemi…Huyu mtoto anabaguliwa mbona hamuongei mnaongea mtoto wa Mange tu???

Jamani tuache utani..hivi mnajua linda tunampoteza…hahahha

oneni anavyoenda kwenye page za mastaa wa bongo anaomba wamfollow eti waone aanvyonitukana…

uwiii, this is serious now jamani……sasa watu wanavyomshambulia akiandika hivyo…hahahahahhaha

Ona huyu mdau alivyomjibu…hahahahahhahahahahhaa…. mzee kwenda kujitukanisha page za watu what for???hahah

kapewa perfect answer aalfu sasa wadau wakanitag nikaone wanavyomkimbiza kama mwizi…hahaha

UWIIIIII ,Yani nnawashwaaaaa toka jana alafu sikunwiiiii, nataka nipew sababu ya kuchamba fudengeee…hahahha…Maana nna gazeti la page 10………

Alauf kuna picha malaya mzee aliweka kuwa yupo ofisini kwa mumewe eti kaenda mtembelea ofisini….stay tuned,mbona atatuonyesha hiyo ofisini ipo wapi kama sio ndani kwao????hahahhahahahahah…gazeti page 5…..Yule mama alienyonyoka nywele kama kuku aliechemwa na manyoya yake ni mamake nani tena? Eti Mange akajenge kaburi la nani? sijalijenga kwanz alishapotea sijui hata kama linapatikana…hahaha…Sasa yeye aliejengea kaburi la mamake kama kweli alikuwa anampenda mamake mbona akaanza kumtombea mamake mumewe aka babake? Embu chagua wewe mdau ni bora ambae hajajengea kaburi la mamake (kama anavyoota kwenye akili zake fupi) au ambae alikuwa anatiwa na babake…Na sio siri embu mwapisheni NARGIS Msaafu kama hii story ya uongo…hahahahhaha……..

JAMANI LEO NATAKA MPU APANDISHE MZUKAAAAAAAAA…MAANA NILISHAMWAMBIA STAKI UGOMVI NIMEACHA AKAJIFANYA CHIZI FRESH …..

Fanyeni kumfollow huyu dogo…Anajituma kweli…hhahhahah

Acha bedui apambane na vichaa wa huko huko insta kwake sasa…hahaha…Yani anapata double dose ya huko huko insta na ya kwenye blog…hahahhahaha

Ila sasa mkichamba msiwe mnam tag maana mtakuwa mnampelekewa folleweres maana anawatafuta kwa udi na uvumba sasa hvi…hahahaha

You can be sure atakuwa anacheki kila baada ya dakika 5……..

Alafu wewe mwenywe page nikupe siri, ukikosa cha kutundika  uwe una copy posti zake yeye mwenyewe maana kule kwake si watu hawaruhusiwi kujibu asivyotaka yeye, unazi copy then unawaachia wananchi watitirike,tena wewe waachie hata wanaomtetea (zile fake account zake za kujitetea mwenyewe, ie mrs arsene,lol)wacomment usiwablock ili panoge vizuri…hahahahha…. Ila comment ambayo ina mtag yeye ifute fastaaaa maana atafungua account za kuja kujitag hapo apate followers….Uwiii ana zunguka IG nzima profile za mastar anaomba wamfollow… hahahahhahahaha…..kizeee kimewehuka……

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LADIES WHO DO YOU CHOOSE???? TAJIRI MUTOTO AU MASKINI RICHARD BEZUIDENHOUT

JAMANI SISI HUMU HATUJUI MATUSI YA NGUONI… SISI TUNAGAWA NDIMU TUUUU…..

MATUSI YA NGUONI NENDENI KWA WALALA HOI A.K.A WAZARAMO……

HAPA NI UTAJIRI WA WATOTO WA KISHUA…….TUNAGAWA NDIMUUUUUUU TUUUUUUUUU NA HAZIIISHIII….

ALAFU NASEMA HIVI ILE TEMPORARY INSANITY YA JUZI IMENIRUDIA…..LINDA MKIMBIZI AKICHAMBA NDUGU YANGU MWINGINE YOYOTE YULE…NARUDIA YOYOTE YULE HATA KAMA NI NI MTOTO WA SHANGAZI ,NACHAMBA NARGIS MOHAMED AU NISEME NACHAMBA MUME WA NARGIS MOHAMMED…YANI ILE SUICIDE FEKI YA VIOLA ITAHAMIA KWA NARGIS…NARGIS WALA USIHANGAIKE KUTOA PICHA ZA MY HUBBY AU MTOTO WAKO…. NISHA COPY….SASA NASUBIRI LINDA ACHAMBE NDUGU YANGU YOYOTE YULE MWINGINE..HATA KAMA NI HUYU HUYU ANIL.LINDA KAMA WEWE KICHAA KWELI EMBU CHAMBA TENA ANYBODY RELATED TO ME UONE MOTO UTAKAO MWASHIA MDOGO WAKO NARGIS KWA MUMEWE, LABDA KAMA KESHAICHOKA NDOA MAANA MUME KAPUPU NAE ANACHOSHA…CHIEF KESHO MUME WA NARGIS ANACHUKUA OFF HAINGIII KAZINI KWA KICHAMBO CHA HUMU, MPAKA BABA YAKE NACHAMBAAAA YANI NATAKA NARGIS AKIRUDI  HUKO USWEKENI KWAKE AKUTE MUME YUPO HOI… NDO WAJUE UTAMU WA KUWA  NA NDUGU KICHAAA….EEH SASA HIVI SI TUNACHAMBA NDUGU….TWENDE KAZIIII…MIE NACHAMBA WAUME ZAOO TUUUUU MPAKA WAJUTE KUOA WAKE WA .COM

NA WEWE UKO INSTA HATA UMCHAMBE NDUGU YANGU GANI HAINA UZITO UNASOMA WEWE NA MAFAKE PROFILE WAWILI..MIE HAPA NI ALL TANZANIANS BEBE…UTAJITRAAAA.

Huyu ndo mweshimiwa Rick Ross  na matiti yake kabla ya gastric surgery na kuwa mwembamba….

Ladies, do you think Rick Ross ever ran out of bitches to shag???????

Jamani mwanaume bonge hivi? Hivi kweli wanawake walikuwa wanamlilia na kukimbizana???

Why do you think mademu walikuwa wanamtaka huyu????

SHIKAMOOO PESAAAAAAAAAA, MWANAUME HASIFIWI SHEPUUUUUUUUUUU

MWANAUME ANASIFIWA PESAAAAAAAAAAAAA,,,,,,,,,,,

Kwanza kabla sijaanza nataka mjue namweshimu sana huyu dogo…Kati yetu wote watoto wakimambi huyu ndo alikubali ku sacrifice education yake

ili asimamie business za mzee…Wengine tulikuwa waoga sana like tuache school then hizo business zife…Huyu dogo alikatiza masomo yako In Malaysia akiwa 1st yr ya Chuo na kurudi home …. Huyu mtoto nimempita more than 10 yrs ila naweza mwamkia kwa aliyoyafanya…..

Uwiii huyu ni dogo angu, Linda kamuweka huyu kwenye IG  anamsema na ubonge wake…hahahahhahahahaha….

uwiiiiiiiiiiii, kweli maji ya shingo yakifika unatapa tapa…Mie nilidhani utamuweka umseme hana kitu,kumbe unene…Hhahahahhaha

Embu soma kwanza caption yangu nilivyoweka insta?soma caption? ona nilivyomtania utasema sio mdogo wangu.hahahaha

Yani huyu yupo comfortable na huu ubonge mpaka ndo maana ndugu zake tunamtania tunavyotaka na hana habareee….Tena ukimasema anakuuliza embu nionyeshe demu ambae nikimtongoza atakaa alafu labda ndo ntafanya diet…hahahha..Huyu dogo anakwambia kitu pesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… ze comedy wanakwambia mwanaume hasifiwi shepu wala uhandsome mwanaume anasifiwa kuingia bank na kutoa pesa only……

Linda beuiiii embu tuma mtu aende mbezi beach pale Africana aulizie mtu anaitwa Anil Kimambi ,watakuuliza oooh unamuuliza tajiri mtoto, we tembea tu mtaa huu ukikutana na jumba la kifahari nje kumewekwa mawe flani hivi ndo hapo hapo….Yes mtaa mzima…..hahahahhahaha

Sasa wewe mwenzangu kwenu anapokaa babako saa hivi hata picha huwezi kuonyesha……hahahaha

Twende kazi….

Huyu dogo tulikuwa tunamwambia afanye gastric bypass kila siku hataki mpaka alivyomuona bonge mwenzie Rick Ross kafanya ndo amekubali….Im praying asije change his mind, kwa afya take tu…Ila mwenyewe mbishii ukimwambia ni kwa afya yake anakwambia embu tupime pressure zetu sasa hivi tuone nani pressure yake haiko sawa…hahahahha….Tena Bedui nakwambia now maana akija fanya gastric usije sema kafanya sababu yangu Linda nilimsema….No one cares what an almost 50 yr old stupid , ex drug dealing woman with 4 kids says online……Kwanza unaonekana kichaaa tu…Wazee wenzio wanafanya ya maana wewe mitusi tu ndo maana una miaka 50 huna hata kibanda umebakia kukaa kwenye cherehani…Eti designer, no designer anashona fala wewe…. Ushamuona Eve collection anashona? no they hire mafundi cherehani to bring their designs to life,  thats what you are fundi cherehani….hahahhahaha…

Embu soma reply yake to ile birthday post…. Yani anachekaaaa, huwa anachekaga tu ukimwambia Bonge…

Linda huyu dogo anakula kuku 5 kwa siku toka mtoto…hahahahahhaha… Sasa kwenu kuku ilikuwa mpaka ubebeshwe unga urudi home ndo ununue kuku….

Achana na watoto wa matajiri wewe…chakula sio tabu.kitu cha wali maharage kwa sanaaaaaa…..hahahahhaha…

Kaka zangu are way out of your league old bitch…

Wamesoma one of the most expensive schools in Africa…Google shule inaitwa Waterford Khamlaba, sio kwamba baba yao alivyokufa wakatolewa nooo

wamesoma hapo hadi wamemaliza….Naomba utafute watoto wa nani na nani wamesoma that school utashika kichwaaa…..

Wewe sio wenzio sisi im sure primary school ndo wale wa kuvushwa barabara na traffic uende shule, chief sisi ni watoto  wa kusema bye bye daddy @ the airport toka class 1,…… Im out of your league

Linda Bedui umeona mjengo huuuu….. tajiri mtoto ndo anapoishi…Hapa yupo yeye na yule bro wangu mwingine…Maza wamemwashia kwenye nyumba yetu ingine maana vijana wanataka kula bata …Uwii sasa hapa mawifi wanatakaga kutoana macho kila mtu anataka kumove in….hahahaha…

Linda ushawahi kuishi kwenye nyumba kama hii…Hapa ndo Mange kiMAMBI nilipokulia eeeeh, mutoto nimezaliwa kwenye bataaaaa….

Now kila mtu keshasepa,wamebaki watoto wa kiume tu hapo ndo wanamiliki mjengooooo…. Wewe kaka zako wa kiume wanamiliki hata kibanda cha chips???

Sema shikamoooo ANIL KIMAMBI…Linda dogo kasema angekuchukua wewe na mitoto yako yoooooote minne awahamishie hapa maana kuna more than 10 bedrooms na guest house nyuma, na servants quarters kabisa ila kasema he doesnt fuck old bitches…kasema anapenda cougars kama wewe ila sasa  kazoea K zenye viwango tuuu yako ishapush watoto 4 alafu tabu watoto 4 na baba kumi kidogo….lol… Kasema hapendi kudeal na baby daddy problems….

Yani angekuchukua serious ila hapendi drama huyu dogo, anasema kuchukua mwanamke mwenywe 4 baby daddies sasa hivi ataanza kupata heart attacks like Mali kwa ajili ya stress…hahahahahhaahah

Uwii mie na Kenzo wangu tukishangaa shangaaa….Linda huo mjengo hapo, wanakaa matajiri watoto wawili tuuuu.Maza kaona awaachie tu vidume wale ujana….

Hawana hata 30yrs… Huyo bonge ni mtoto wa miaka ya 90….. IMAGINE Mali wako almost 50 kia apartment hana… Si bora uolewe kwa mara ya 10 na huyu bonge tu ukale bata kwenye mansion….

Bonge hataki shida ,ukifika kwake unabonyeza kidude anakucheki kwanza kwenye security monitor kama una hadhi ya kuingia kwake ndo ufunguliwe….Mie na Kenzo tukichungulia tukiomba tufunguliwe….hahahhaha

Shikamoo PESAAAAAA…..Linda umemuona Notorius B.IG. Upstairs kwenye balcony anakuita….hahahhahahahhhahaa

Anasema kwa vile richard kawa homeless huko arusha atampa room moja akae ,tena free…

Linda although umemtukana mdogo wangu, ila nimemuomba sana amchukue RICHARD… It’s embarrasing big brother winner kuwa homelesss tena mererani

Zile hella alipeleka wapi yarabi toba au ndo stupid brain kama dada yake?????

Unaona watoto wa matajiri wanavyokula raha bila kutoa jasho??? roho inakuumaje kuona kuna watu ambao hawajateseka na maisha na wanakula bata huku wewe uliebeba unga bado mpaka leo unarent  hata kiwanja huna.??hahahhaha..uwiii inachoma sana

Linda huyu mtoto anasukuma Range roverrrrrrrrrr,, amesema hivi kwa vile umemdharau uume wake  na yeye huwa hachukui wanawake waliozaa kasema anaomba umpe  Leyla for a week tu , then Leyla aje kukuhadisia habari zake???hahahhahahaha…. Kasema anatuma na ticket money kabisa na visa ya kurudi US atamtenegenezea…hahahahha…. Anataka Leyla aje kukupa story je bonge anayaweza au hayawezi….hahahahhahahahhaha..Ila kasema mpime STD’s kwanza ….

Yani nimecheka leo jamani, maana nilivyoona ile posti ya Linda nkampigia fastaa kumcheki kwanza kabla sijaweka gazeti aniambie anataka kumwambia nini Linda… Akaniulza ana mtoto wa kike? nikamwambia anao utitiri wa watoto wa kike, toka lini malaya akazaa watoto wa kiume? lazma azae malaya wenzie waendeleze biashara. Akasema thats perfect , mie issue yangu moja tu, kasema uume wangu si kitu full kibamia mwambie mie siwezi mambo ya kubishana kwa maneno na matusi mie ni businessman nikianza kutukanana wafanyakazi wangu hawatoniheshimu. Mimi ni mtu wa vitendo mwambie kwa vile yeye keshazaa sana na mie sipendi K sizizo na viwango naomba anipe Leyla wake for 1 week only. Then Leyla ataenda kumwadisia mama yake kama nimebarikiwa au vipi???  Alafu mwanambie I have an empty mansion with 8 servants, any of her homeless family members can crush here wakati nawatafutia kazi kwenye biashara zangu…. UWIIII KIDOGO NIFEEEE KWA KUCHEKA….Huyu mtoto ni Noumerrrrr…….

Linda ni vile nimekosa picha za motel yetu ambayo one of the share holders ni huyu bonge nyanya….hahahhaha

Na wameleala saa hizi mpaka nipate picha story imedoda……

Linda huyu mtoto anatoa ajira na kufukuza watu kazi…. Mie nipo marekani sijui hata wana run vipi biashara….

Ila hawa watoot wana run business na kila mwezi share yangu wananniingizia kwenye account….Yani siwaulizi ila kila mwisho wa mwezi share yangu inaingia…Na sina haja ya kufanya nao mahesabu coz i trust them….

Alafu ulisema hawafanyi kitu? wamekaa tu. Embu piga hizo number  za simu hapo, reception wakipokea ulizia eti hapo nani ni bosi wenu kama hujaambiwa hapa bosi wetu anaitwa TAJIRI MUTOTO…..hahahhaha

Mie hapo wafanyakazi hata hawanijui ,,,ila huyu akiingia chief wanakimbizana,…Linda huyu bonge anamkiwa “shikamooo mzeee”  na watu wazee kushinda wewe…..

Sipendagi kuongelea finances za family yetu ndo maana wengi hawajuagi this side of me ila acha niongee maana malaya mzee kam disrespect le big boss sababu hakujua haya yote na waanyakazi wake wame mind wamesema nichambeeeeee….hahahhaha… Lindaaaaaaaa, hii motel yetu international investors wanaingia ubia na sisi soon wanavunja kila kituuuu hapo to the ground, panashushwa bonge la kituuuu as you know hii motel ipo kwenye main road,,,location ya balaaa na sas hivi foleni mbezi imepungua baada ya double road so sehemu ikapanda thamani…. Guess what kila mtu anashika mshiko wake wa maana, and still after 30 yrs investors wanasepa tunabaki na sehemu yetu sasa kina Keanu, Bhokhe na watoto watakao kuwa wamezaliwa na kaka zangu nao watajidai na mjengo wao….Hii wealth ya vizazi na vizazi…. Uwiii nnavyoongea sasa videmu visije jibebesha mimba za kaka zangu ntauaaaaaa…..Bado wadogo jamani,,,,,

SASA wewe kina Leyla wanakitu gani labda for the future??? chief mie ungeniacha tuuuuuuu, huniweziiii…..

Ukianza kuchamba ndugu zangu chief utachekesha maana kimambia hakuna kapupuuuuu, sasa wewe kwenu wewe ndo bill gates…hahahahhahahah

Lindaaaaaaaa, umeng’ang’ana baba yangu alikuwaga muuza unga mwenzio,hahahahha

our dad was a business man…sasa ile biashara yake ya kokoto ya wazo  huyu dogo ndo anaamka nayo na kulala nayo….

WATOTO  WANA MAEXAVETOR Hawa….Embu ulizia bei ya excavator? unaweza nunua nyumba….. ndo maana nawachekaga mkianza mange hana nyumba USA sijui nini…Mambo mazuri hayataki haraka ,tulieni,mbona mtaniamkia soon……

Just to give you a hint hawa wadogo zangu ni wana balaa gani, kwanza they roll with kids waliotoka kwenye familia kama yao only….Mdogo wangu ataniua for this but ngoja nikupe… Jaribu kutafuta Mercy Galabawa amezzaa na nani, alieza nae  ni besti wa huyu dogo…. Yes ndo maana nakwambia huyu dogo angeweza hata kubeba malaya mzee kama wewe ni hivyo tu hataki babydaddy drama na K zilizozeeka…Huyo best wao ni same age na hawa wadogo zangu na kabeba one of the hottest girls in town tena my age….Mercy mpaka kapotea mjini.Katulizwaaa….Vitoto vina balaa hivi…hahahah..Ulidhani rich gang ipo UG tu…hahaha…. Au muulize Mercy eti mdogo wake mange mambo yake vipi…Chief utaacha huyo mali utarudi bongo kuolewa na huyu dogo akuzalishe mtoto wa 5 fasta fasta…..

Unajifanya mzuri, sasa hujamuona demu wake,,uwiiii mutoto wa kiarabu ni balaaaaa,, mtoto jicho kama gololi….hahahaha…Penda my wifi…huyu mdogo wangu nae anapenda wanawake wa kiarabu mpaka basi…hahhahaha….Sasa sijui anawapendea rangi au ile lafudhi yao ya kipemba…hahahhaha

Chie usicheze na trust fund babies… Sie tunaweza tukalala ndani tusitoke hata nje na pesa zinaingia zenyewe….

Share za tbl zilivyotoka baba yetu kidogo akwangue account zake za offshore kutununulia shares za maana za TBL….

Kama una mtu wako TBL Embu ulizia watoto wa kimambi wale watatu wana shares ngapo each na huwa wanapokea cheque za kiasi gani pesa zikitoka?

Ndo maana nakwambia hiki kitoto kinakuweka unyumba Linda …Kiheshimuuuu……. Yani huwa mnanifurahishaga mkiwa mnasema muke ya muzngu kafulia sijui anamashauzi…Sijawahi fanya mashauzi ya maana sasa haya ndo mashauzi……

Jamani mie kufulia ni never ever…..Hata mzungu analijua hilo ndo maana hanipelekeshi anajua nikiamua hata kesho naweza rudi kwetu akinizingua na nikaishi good life…Nachoshukuru sie kwetu woote tuna akili sio watu wa kuuza uza vitu ili tuwe na pesa za kuonyeshea watu hatuna papara…

Dingi etu kafariki moe than 10 yrs ago 80% of the stuff bado zipo kama alivyoacha…..Hata mzungu sometimes akitaka kuni connvive niuze tui invest huku nakuwa mkali kama mbongo…hahahahhaha….Mie huku kwetu???? hahahahhahaha…

Chie baba yetu hakusoma ila alikuwa smart kuliko wenye PhD… Alitutengenezea life ndo maana hapa nna confidence za kuchamba malaya woote maana najua hata mkinifungulia mashataka hao lawyers wenu choka mbaya nawanunua….hahahahhahahah

Sasa ngoja nipigilie msumariiii….Basi mnakumbuka last month niliweka ile issue ya viwanja vyetu vya mbweni…

some people waliona ile posti na wanajuana na wadogo zangu…Basi wakawapigia kununua sehemu kidogo…Kuna part kubwa haijavamiwa so wakawauzia

Navyokwambia huyu dogo ananunua apartment in downtown houston baada ya kushauriwa na shemeji yake architect kuwa  houston ni investment nzuri coz apartments sio expensive and apartments zinarent out all the time… Shemeji yake ndo anasimamia process yote…….

Bedui huyu bonge yupo tanzania ila ana property marekani jinsi alivyo smart…alafu ulikuwa unasema wamekaa tu ? stop twisting my words i said wakipata shida navyowapenda ntatembea hata peku, but guess what? it will never happen….

Sasa Mali wako hana hata kiwanja marekani. si bora uende kwa huyu bonge akuchumishe mchicha tu mtu mzima…Chezea pesa wewe….

Linda siku hizi ubonge ni choice ya mtu, especially ukiwa na pesa,dogo akiamua kuwa mwembamba next week anaweza ila huo unene haujamzuia kupata anchokitaka, especially pussy…Yani ni kwamba kwa jinsi unavyopenda wanaume wenye pesa huyu mtoto anakuchumisha mchicha LINDA,Na akimaliza hapo ana beba na Leyla…Mtu unaenda kuuza K na mwanao kwenye mabar unategea nini….

Haya hapa tunae super star Richard wa big brother ambae ndo kaka wa Linda…

Kwanza kabisa linda mie nimeonyesha anapokaa tajiri mtoto aka kaka yangu

embu onyesha anapokaa huyu  kaka yako huko marerani…

Jamani huyu kaka kachokaaaaaaa, mkimuona mtaliaaaaaaaaa…

Embu ingineni kwa dougiemasta16 huko instagram maana ndo kachambua vizuri situation ya huyu richard huko Arusha…

The only time in his life alishikaga pesa za kigeni is when alishinda big brother…

Pesa zenyewe akaishia kupanga nyumba sijui na gari, the rest kuvuta mibangi..si mnawajua hawa marasta kwa bangi….

hahahahha, jamani mwanaume ukikosa pesa mbona ugeuzwe tu na wenzio…..

huyu richard anapoelekwa soon wanaume wenzie wanamgeuza…soooon..Maana naskia pesa ya kula tu ni shida eti dada mtu anasema hawadekezi ndo maana hawasaidii. sasa ngoja kakako aolewe awekwe ndani ili apewe msaada ndo utajua kudekeza au vipi…

Haya jamani Linda anasema yeye na ndugu zake ni mahustlers…hahahahhaa

We linda huyu Richard anajua hata ku hustle ni kitu gani????

Huyu si amelelewa na huyu RICKY for years and years…HUYU MZungu nae sijui kwao kadoda?..maana jamaa alimcheat huko and still kakaendelea kuchunwa…Alafu wazungu wakipata wanaume blacks wanadata eeeh?hahahahahha

Maana mwanamke wa kibongo asingeweza kulea huyu richard…

Linda huku ndo kuhustle???

Ehhh wewe dada mtu ume hustle nini? kubeba unga ndo kuhustle huko? Any stupid uneducated person can beba unga…..

Eti anasema hawategemei pesa za uridhi? hahahahhahaha sasa uridhi hata ungeutaka ungeupata wapi na nyie kwenu makapupu?? Kazi kujielezea ooh mie baba yangu mdutch sijuo nilikuwa naturalized kuwa mtanzania, ukashushuliwa na wanaojua act za immigation….Sasa mducht ndo nini wakati maskini wa kutupa hata angekuwa muingereza angedoda….Sie dingi etu mpare tuuuu mie nilikuwa naturalized from umakonde tu upare…hahaha

cheki mzee wa kipare mpaka leo watoot tunakula matuka haya wewe mdutch mbona kwenu makapupu….Kaaga kimya udutcth ndo nini without money????

tuache tuliozaliwa kwenye madolali tule madolali malaya wewe. za urithi za unini who cares as long as its LEGAL money????

Baba yetu alikuwa hustler, katuwekea mahela mpaka leo tunayala, matusi yooote uliyomtukana baba yangu ni ukichaa wako tu…. Na hata kama ingekuwa kweli huoni ni bora baba kufirwa kuliko baba anaefira mtoto wake mwenyewe??? LINDA Huyu huyu richard huwa anahadisia watu scandal yako ya kutembea na baba yenu after your mom died…Ndio wewe si mtamu na mzuri.mtamu mpaka baba yako ukaona umwonjeshe utamu wako…hahahah.mATUSI unayomtukana babangu tena ya uwongo still huoni babako ni worse? kualala  na mtoto wako mwenywe….na hiyo story hata huyo ndugu yako Nargis anaijua na aliulizwaga the first time nilipoandika hapa na aka confirm,..Nani asieijui hii story Linda????

UWIIII UPDATE

Eti kumbe richard na mkewe huwa wanafanyana na haya mambwa yao…Jamani familia hii uwiii..

Eti huyo mzungu ndo balaa kwa kufanya na hao mbwa..Wa kike ndo Richard anawafanya…According to comments za wadau jamani mie pia sikuwa na huu ubuyu…

Wwewe una laaana ya kufanywa na babako, na haiwezi kutoka mpaka ufanye novina…Ulikuwa unauza unga ulee familia huku baba lako li dutch lilikuwa wapi? mpakaleo yupo hai. what a useless dad… ndo maana unanionea wivu baba yngu ametupa good life huku wewe the only thing baba yako  alikuba ni ubooo….

utukome tuliozaliwa kwenye pesa? nani asietaka pesa za uridhi?hahahahah……

Haya jamani ladies naombeni mchague mwanaume hapo…… MNAMTAKA BONGE A.K.A ANIL KIMAMBI AKA TAJIRI MTOTO AU MNAMTAKA HUYO MWENYWE SHEPU NZURIIIIIIIII RICHARD?????? HAHAHAHHA CHOOSE PLEASE….

Uwiii ladies semeni mnataka kwenda kulea huyo mariooo wa ukoo wa benzeututu au mnataka kwenda ishi kwenye mansion tena kama hutaki kushare na kaka mkubwa kuna nyingi zingine tumepangisha you can move there….. Kila mtu ana nyumba yake na mpangaji wake…

Chagueni jamani mnataka kwenda olewa na huyo richard au mtaka kwenda kusimamia motel ya mumeo Bonge aka tajiri mtoto…CHAGUENI Mnataka kwenda mbweni kuvunjia watu nyumba mporomoshe majumba yenu au mnataka kwenda mererani kuhustle na kaka wa Linda maana he is skinny…hahahahahhahahahaha

Je mnataka kuwa na apartment yenu na mumeo marekani mna collent rent tu mnakula bata au mnamtaka kaka wa Linda mkavute bangi…hahahhahahahaha

Uwiii leo bedui atapandisha mashetani hahahahha….Mie simo jamani…

LINDA Hii posti si kitu inayokuja  NDO utaomba poooooooooo….

Linda unanijuaga ila this time unajifanya umewehuka…Sasa ntakutulizaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Na badooooooo

Kabla sijasahau wewe unaonekana ni mtaalamu wa  uume mdogo ila sasa mbona uliolewaga na muhindi…Hivi kuna wanaume uume mdoog kama wahindi?

Mbona ulihangaika na hiko kimbilimbi cha muhindi, ukapiga nacho sarakasi na style mpaka kikakuzalisha??????

Uwii posti ijayo naona utavua nguo kwa hasira…hahahahahahhahahahahhaha

ALAFU sasa unashindana na mimi my hapa wanasoma millions wewe kwako followers elfu 3 hawafiki…utajutwaaa malaa usiekubali kuzeeka wewe

Jamani Linda kampata Mama Mange…hahahaha…

Yani hata huyu angekuwa ndo my mom ningempendajeeee, kwani huyu anashida gani jamani mbona ni binadamu?

Kwanza my mom is exactly my complexion… Na siku nikijiskia kumrusha yeye na my dad nitawarushaaaaa… UWII Tena nna picha yao moja

wako kwenye volkswagen yao wenyewe…mnakumbuka zile volkawagen kama kobe hivi…hahahhahaha

Jamani picha ya mamangu mbona ukiomba hata ndugu zangu watakutumia tu., tena fastaaa..Toto la kimakonde alikuwa mukali , Le umemez  ndo maana aliolewaga na le super mogul, le super bilionea , my super dad  le Jumanne Kimambi….Hahahhahaha……

Jamani huyu malaya mzee ana kichaa gani…Embu ona anavyomtusi Wema Sepetu jamani…..

Unaona wema alileta uchuro kwenu kama jinsi familia ya Mali inavyoona unaleta uchuro kwao…..

Kweli malipo duniani..Mbona wewe umeolewa familia inayokuona ni uchuro…Dada za mali wako hapo atlanta embu kapige nao picha basi mawifi?hahahaha .wanavyokuogopa kama ukoma..

PS: Who can’t produce fake docs…Online tena unalipia express unaletewaa…Hiyo high school dimploma ni brand new na makaratasi juu..so funyy…..hahahahhahahaha….Amegraduate 3 yrs ago diploma bado ina makaratasi…Chief hizo docs utajutraaaaaaa kuzitoa…..Siongea sana…bora ungepiga kimyaaa….

UPDATE:

Uwii kumbe ana kakake anaitwa LOIS ambae eti ndo live live mchumba….. Uwiii kumbe ndo maana kutwa anang;ang’aniza baba za wenzie wako kama kaka yake…HAHAHHAHAH…Anataka tumu accept Lois…Uwiii jamani endeleeni kuleta mastory…Analeta mambo ya makaka hapa na huku mie kaka zangu ni ma Don ni vile tu sikutaka kuwatangaza coz wenyewe hawapendi lime light kama sista yao huku yeye kaka zake ni masela…uwiiiiii …Linda bora ungeacha ugomvi kwenye documents hapa kwenye ukoo huniweziiiiii mie ni big name, sasa wewe ndugu zako ni maskini wa kutupa…..

Richard im sorry chief, I know we are cool na ulikuja kwenye send off yangu maskini ila ndo hivyo tena ajali kazini…..Mlaumu sistako…ungejua ungemkatia ule mkwanja wa big brother labda angekuwa na vijihela asingekuwa na hasira za kutukana watu 10yrs her junior….

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ABOUT LAST NIGHT……….

Jana usiku nilipelekwa Morton’s steakhouse in Beveryly Hills…….

Hii nguo lazma niivae tena aisee maana ni nzurijeeeee? nakuwaje kama kamdoli nikiivaaa? alafu sasa sijaipigia picha za kwenye camera…

Yani lazma niitafutie mtoko mwingine wa dinner….

Uwiiii nimepunguaje sasa….Nioneni nilivyorudi kuwa kadogo dogo….Ila badoooooooooo…….

Nataka toa kilo 3 zingine ndo iwe basi……

Nimebadilisha wardrobe yangu yooooote….. Yani ulezi tupa kuleeee now nataka nianze kula bata la L.A officially……

Mliokuwa mmemiss mashauzi yangu kaeni mkao wa kula

Wasiopenda mashauzi yangu ni muda wa kutafuta ndimu tuuuuu…….HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA…

 

Uwiiii my makeup skills ni balaaaaa siku hizi…..Bado hazijawa perfect ila ni nomaaaaaaaa…….

Kupendwa rahajeeeee sasa…….na matatizo yote niliyonayo bado sura ina glow…..

Uwiii watu wanatamanije kujua kinachonisumbua roho mtoto wa kipare…..

Ntawaambia kuweni patient……Ila itakuwa ni mchanganyiko wa bad news na good news ndo maana bado nasubiria kidogo

Ili good news ziwe zinaeleweka ili nikitoa bad news hapo hapo natoa na dozi ya good news ili haters sasa wasijui wafurahi au wanune…lol….

Ila nikisema sasa hivi uwiiiiiiiiiiii,watafanya party……hahahahahhahahaha

Uwiii like I said 2015 ni mwaka wangu…….. Sijauanza fresh sana ila pia ndo part of mipango niliyokuwa nayo mwaka huu…..

Uwiii ni balaaaaa, ndo nilikula msosi wote huuuu…

Anyways hii wiki nzima sitaki kuona chakula mpaka nifidie huu msosi………

Sasa niwachekeshe? jana si bado nilikuwa vitani basi kila baada ya dakika mbili nashika simu kusoma comments zenu na kuapprov empaka nanuniwa kwanini nashika shika simu alafu sasa nashindwa kusema nachokifanya kwenye simu…hahahhahaha….Inabidi nimeseme nawacheki watoto home…hahahahahah….Ugomvi ni shidaaa aiseeee maana ugomvi wenyewe ni stupid hata kumweleza mtu ni aibuuuuu ,mwisho ikabidi nijieleze tu nikasema wanamtukana mtoto wangu? nikaambiwa why do you care? It only means you are a very big celebrity and you are a big part of their lives if they even find your kids interesting enough to gossip about? Can you imagine if the paparazzi didnt talk shit about Beyonce’s child ,that child wouldnt be as famous ass she is at 2 yrs old. OMG, it made so much sense to me… I mean if people have time sio hata ya kunisema mimi ila kusema watoto watu it means mimi ni mtu wa maana sana kwao. Akasema na ukiwajibu utawafanya na wao  wawe watu wa maana. Acha wakuongelee wazidi kukuza jina lako….. Akasema kwanza hawakuchukiii hata kidogo they are just your fans who want your attention….OMG, How true is that? it makes so much sense now….Maana hawa wote walianza kwa kuniambia they are my biggest fans…hahahhah…I LOVE MY FANS…..hahahah….

ntajifanya celeb kama BEYONCE  for now niwe kipofu and kiziwi once again for a while ila siku isiyo na jina nikichoka ubeyonce ntauvua then ntawaonyesha rangi zoooote…..MNIKOMEEE BINTI KIMAMBI…..

PS: Huyo Violet kwa kweli i doubt kama kafa I think kanichezea movie,,…hahahaha……Ila  she is smart aisee mpaka naona bora nisimuweke tena maana kaniwezaaaa, nilitoa post huku vidole vinatetemeka, she really got me aiseee….. Kanilizaje sasa??? Nilikosaje raha sasa utasema nimefiwa na mtu namjua…Roho ilikuwa inaniuma mpaka nilikuwa nahisi nadata…Aisee sijui wauwaji huwa wanaweza kuua mtu mie huyu tu ambae sikumgusa nilikuwa natamani kufa just because nilikuwa associated na hiko kifo…….Ila pia ndo mjue mkinitia kidole machoni nakuwa sina mipaka ntakutukania mpaka bibi yako.Na nimeshajua dawa ni kumuweka waume zenu humu alafu tunawastua waone, mume anatandika mke on my behalf…..Kwa hiyo mjiheshimu……Hao waliopandisha mashetani huko IG waitieni mashehe wawasomee dua…hahahahha….sina habareeee ,in Mama Diamond’s voice……hahahaha…….

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I’M DONE WITH THIS SHIT…….

Huyu mtoto kaposti kitu gani chenye jina langu huko IG? Maana sijaelewa…….

After what happened to the poor lady Violet Njau nimeona niachane na huu ujinga…

She passed away a few hrs ago @ Muhimbili hospital baada ya kunywa simu….

Kama mnavyojua Tanzania na Marekani tumepishana sana masaa kwahiyo hata mume wake aliponitumia message za kunisisitiza nitoe posti na kwamba amesha dili na mke wake nahatorudia tena kunitukana mimi nilikuwa nimeshalala… Nimekuja kuamka asubuhi ndo nakutana na email kutoka kwa mume wake na missed calls nyingi na message za msiba….

A life has been lost over stupid shit .maybe I should have tried to ignore them zaidi…. Mwisho wa siku mimi ni binadamu kama binadamu wengine. Ukweli ni kwamba kama ningejua alikuwa ni mtu ambae hana kifua na ni mtu ambae ni rahisi kujitoa uhai labda nisingejibu kwa ukali vile ila pia mnielewe mimi ni Mama na nna umia watoto wangu kutukanwa bila sababu tena na wanawake ambao wameshazaa.

Yoyote atakae amua kunilaumu mimi kwa kifo cha huyu mama alieacha vitoto vidogo viwili basi ana chuki binafsi na mimi . Wakulaumiwa kwa hili ni Flora Lyimo na mwenzie Linda mkwe wa katibu mkuu wa chadema VICTOR KIMESERA. Hawa ndo walianza kampeni ya kunitusi karibia 2 months na kuwahamasisha watu kama Violet na wengineo kunitukana bila sababu. Kama hawa wasingempa nafasi au kumhamasisha violet anitukane mimi na mwanangu , nisingemjua Violet na wala nisingemtukana……

Naomba hili liwe fundisho wa wengine wote ambao mnapenda kutukana wenzenu huko IG. Maana sasa imefika pabaya…. Je wewe unaetukana watu kila siku huko IG na wewe ukitukanwa utajisikiaje? je utaweza kuhimili? Sasa mjue kuwa matusi sio marahisi kuvumilia. Na as much as i feel remorseful for this woman’s death naomba niweke wazi kuwa sitosita kukutusi wewe na ukoo wako mzima kama ukivuka mipaka..

Msiwafatilize hawa majangili  wawili waliozeoa makasheshe… Linda ameuza unga toka yuko teenagaer jiulize kapitia mangapi, ana watoto wote hawana baba ila bado yupo ngangari. Huyu hata umrushie bomu anaweza ku survive. huyo mwingine Mbuta nae ni mgonjwa wa akili usimfatishe sidhani hata kama huwa anakumbuka what happened the day before. Huyu kuna siku mtakuja kusikia kajirusha ghorofani. Maana theres no telling na hawa wagonjwa wa akili. Ila kwa Mbuta Nanga akipatwa na lolote hiyo itakuwa juu yangu sababu im supposed to know better that a mentally sick person…So bora nimwache tu na matusi yake….

With that said, wote ambao mlikuwa kwenye listi yangu ya kuwaanika humu  wiki kwa makosa kama yale ya violeta na Wahida nimewasamehe kwa moyo mmoja. 

Mimi ni mtu wa kusamehe na kutoa second chance. Kutokana na kilichotokea leo naamini wengine watajifunza. Nitakuwa sijajifunza lolote au kuwa remoseful kama nitaendelea kuwatundika wote niliopanga kuwatundika hata baada ya kitu kama hiki kutokea.

ila natoa onyo. Achaneni na mimi ….

Linda mkimbizi acha kutusi watoto hivi nikianza kuchambua hao wako? maana una wanne hakuna hata mmoja alie na nafuu.Kuna mwenye makengeza, mwenye domo ka chai jaba, yani  nikiamua kua mshenzi wa kutukana watoto wako naweza andika novel.Jiheshimu

PS: Kuna somebody Songambele naona anatukanwa sana na Linda mkimbizi kuwa ndo alieniambiwa kuwa yeye ni mkimbizi. Maskini ya Mungu. Hata nikionyeshwa picha ya huyo dada siwezi kumjua. Jamani shangingi lina dhambi hili… Unamshuhudia dada wa watu uongo na kumtusi kama kafanya…. Na linajisifia eti huyo dada kampifia simu Leyla analia anawaambia hajasema? Hivi huoni hata huruma?Angekuwa kafanya kweli angekupigia for what? Naomba mjue huyu dada somebody songambele. Hanijui simjui maskini. Wewe  dada usije kujiua bure sababu ya wavuta unga wa long time. Ishi kwa amani mwaya…

IM DONE WITH THIS SHIT…..

Endeeleeni na ufala wenu…. Ila siku nikiibuka tena mtachora chini maana mnanijua……  Na linda sitodili na wewe maana akili zako ulishazijazaga unga… Nitadili na Mali Kimesera na Mzee kimesera  mpaka wajute kukufahamu…..

Jamani narudi tena kukaa kimya Hawa pumbavu acha waendelee siku nikishindwa  tena uvumilivu sitaki lawama…..

Yani naumwa roho sana kuhusu huyu dada. As much as nilikuwa nna hasira nae ila nimelia nikifikira kaacha watoto kwa sababu ambazo hazikuwa na msingi. 

Yani nimekuwa kama mgonjwa leo….. I feel like crap. Hiki sio kitu kizuri kuwa associated nacho. Although sikumuua mimi ila kila watu watakapoongelea kifo cha huyu dada jina langu litakuwa linatajwa….DAH. wale vichaa wawili nani anawajua kwanza? Yani hii issue itaniangua mimi tu utadhani mimi ndo nilikuwa namtuma atukane… Waliokuwa wanamtag na kumshawishi atukane wala hawatotajwa ila mimi tu…

VIOLET I HOPE YOU WILL FORGIVE ME FOR I HAVE FORGIVEN YOU UNGEJUA UNGENIPIGIA HATA SIMU YA KUNIOMBA MSAMAHA KWA ULICHOKIFANYA KWA MTOTO WANGU NINGEKUSAMEHE NA KUTOA ILE POSTI MIMI NI MTU WA KUOMBA MSAMAHA NAPOMKOSEA MTU NA HUWA NI MTU WA KUSAMEHE KWA HARAKA SANA….SIJUI KUISHI NA KINYONGO……

R.I.P VIOLET NJAU.

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