MCHEKI DIAMOND AKIFLOW KWA KIZUNGU ON SPORAH SHOW……

Aisee nimempigia makofi…..English kajitahidi jamani, mambo ya accent,grammar tumwachie baba na mama.

Kwa mtoto wa Tandale, sidhani hata kama aliweza maliza sekondari na english hii aiseee pongezi……. Bwana TZ kuna watu wana maPhD english hii kaka Diamond hawaongeiiiiii……

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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U-TURN’S 37 DAY WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE – DAY 5

UWIIIII MY BODY WANTS SUGARRRRRRRR.

yANI NAHITAJI MANGO JUICE YA BARIDIIII TAMUUUUUUU, AU MILKSHAKE YA VANILLA…HAHAHHAHA

Leo samaki kanishinda kwa kweli… Nikachemsha prawns fasta nikala…

So this is what I had for dinner….

Jana niliumwaje njaaaaa kidogo nidondoke ila nkajikaza…..

Challenge yangu bado ni cerelac ya Keanu asubuhi….. hahahahhahaahha

Yani cerelac za bongo zinanukiaje vizuri jamani. Ila najikaza sionji hata kijiko kimoja…

haya jamani day 5 hiyo imekwishaaaaaa…… uwiii soon 1 week….. cant wait kujipima weight on Monday….

Remember tunapima weight on Mondays only…..

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USHAURI KWA SITTI MTEMVU KUTOKA KWA MANGE KIMAMBI….LOL…

Unajua mie naonaga kama vile watu huwa hawaoni fursa… Au huwa hawajui kutumia fursa….

One of the reasons watu huwa wanashiriki Umiss ni sababu wanataka kuwa famous right?

Aiseee huyu Sitti Mtemvu kwa dakika hii has the biggest chance ya kuwa one of the biggest celebs in TZ….

Yani if she plays her cards right ,she can be the Vanessa Williams of TZ…..LOL…

Sidhani kama kuna Miss America aliyepata fame zaidi ya Vanessa Williams na yeye pekee ndo alievuliwa taji la Miss America baada ya picha zake za uchi kuchapishwa na media……..

 Alafu nishaona huyu Sitti ana nyota kali, sijui kasafishwa nyota na Sheikh Yahya???hahahah.

Ni demu mwenywe bahati also ni mtu ambae lazma awe kwenye midomo ya watu, miaka yote watu huwa wanamkataa mshindi ila mwaka huu ni kiboko.

It means ana kitu huyu dada yani kuna watu wengine ,watu wazima na akili zao nawashangaa huko instagram wananvyomsema huyu dada.

Sitti kama unanisoma ni hivi, this is your chance to be the celeb you want to be, yani utaweka historia nchini. hata kama sio historia nzuri ila ni historia….

MISS TANZANIA PEKEEEE, EVER KUVULIWA TAJI. CHIEF HATA WATOTO VIJIJINI WATAKUJUA WHO THE HELL YOU ARE…..

Yani ni kwmaba wewe kuwa MISS TANZANIA WALA HUTOPATA CHA MAANA  I TELL YOU, I THINK THE OTHER ROUTE UTAPATA ZAIDI, YANU UTAPATA HIYO FAME UNAYOUTAKA 10 TIMES OVER.

SI UNAMUONA VANESSA WILLIAMS UNADHANI KILICHOMFANYA AKAWA BIG OVER NIGHT NI NINI? NI ILE KUWA 1ST BLACK MISS AMERICA AMBAYO IT WAS BIG THEN, ILA THE BIGGER THING WAS YEYE KUVULIWA TAJI, BAADA YA PALE HER  CAREER JUST TOOK OFF. BECAUSE KILA MTU COULDNT GET ENOUGH OF HER….

SASA THAT CAN BE YOU AND YES UTAKUWA UMEPATA FAME KI DRAMA DRAMA ILA YOU TAKE THE NEGATIVE AND TURN IT INTO A POSITIVE…..

IF IT IS TRUE KUWA YOU CHEATED NA WEWE UNAJIJUA UMECHEAT THEN DO THE FOLLOWING,

IMAGINE YOU DO A HUGEEEEEEEEE PRESS CONFERENCE, TENA UNATAFUTA MAKAMPUNI MAKUBWA YA KUKU SPONSOR MAANA HIYO COVERAGE YA HIYO PRESS CONFERENCE ITAKUWA BALAAAA….  KWANZ AUTAKUWA BIG STAR OVER NIGHT,,,,

UKIMALIZA HIYO CONFERENCE DONT DISAPPEAR MY DEAR, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO AS MISS TZ. TENA BABAKO ANA FOUNDATION HIYO KABISA. FANYA HUMANITARIAN STUFF KUPITIA FOUNDATION YA BABAKO, MAKE SURE IT’S ALL DOCUMENTED KWENYE MAGAZETI ,ETC, STAY RELEVANT.

MAGAZETI,MATV,MAREDIO YATAKUTAFUTA FOR INTERVIEWS ETC. DONT DO FREE INTERVIEWS AND DONT DO A MILLION INTERVIEWS WATU WATAKUCHOKA IN 2 DAYS, DO ONE BIG INTERVIEW NA CHOMBO KIMOJA TUUU CHA HABARI, WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU BIG MONEY COZ YOU ARE NOT GIVING THAT INTERVIEW TO ANYBODY ELSE BUT THEM….

TRUST ME WATAKUPIGANIA….LOL…YOU ARE HOTTEST NEWS RIGHT NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.

ARE YOU TALENTED? CAN YOU SING? IF YES, TOA SINGLE, KUBABAKE HATA KAMA NYIMBO MBAYA ITA HIT… NI KAMA DIAMOND NOW HATA  AKIIMBA MCHIRIKU WATU WA USA TUNAKATIKA…ILE NYIMBO YA DIAMOND ANGEIMBA SOME UNKNOWN HUKO UNADHANI MTU ANGEJALI? YANI THIS IS YOUR TIME…,,, DONT GO INTO BONGO MOVIE, THERES NO MONEY, USHUZI MTUPU. ILA BONGO FLAVA INALIPA…..

MAKE MONEEEEEEEEYYYYY, START A BUSINESS, WHATEVER YOU ARE GOOD AT. GUESS WHAT HIYO BIASHARA YAKO ITAPEWA FREE PROMO COUNTRY WIDE MAANA KILA MTU ATATAKA KUJUA YULE MISS TZ ALIEVULIWA TAJI ANAFANYA KITU GANI.

STAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA,ESPECUALLY INSTAGRAM, NIMEONA UMEFUNGA PAGE YAKO,PLEASE IFUNGUE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

AND CHANGE YOUR INSTAGRAM NAME TO SITIMTEMVU SO PEOPLE CAN EASILY FIND YOU. SITTI YA DOUBLE T ISHABEBWA NA MTU PRETENDING TO BE YOU AU SIJUI NI WEWE MWENYWE, SASA MIE NILICHOFANYA NIMEFUNGUA ACCOUNT INAITWA

SITIMTEMVU MAANA NILIJUA NINGEANDIKA HAPA KABLA HIYO ACCOUNT HAIJAFUNGULIWA LAZMA CHORI CHORI  CHUPKE CHUPKE MMOJA ANGEENDA KUIFUNGUA. WHEN YOU READY TO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF THE ACCOUNT EMAIL ME NTAKUPA PASSWORD FASTA….

THAT WAY ALL TANZANIANS CAN SEARCH YOU AND FOLLOW YOU FASTA…

DONT UPDATE YOUR INSTAGRAM PAGE FOR NOW, KEEP US GUESSING, KEEP US WONDERING WHAT YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY IS,KAA KIMYA MPAKA PALE UTAKAPOKUWA TAYARI FOR THE BONGO TAKE OVER….HAHAHAHHA

WATANZANIA WOOOOTE WATAKUFOLLOW NOW, IN A FEW WEEKS UTAKUWA NA HUNDREDS OF FOLLOWERS, WEWE NDO BIG NEWS KWA SASA HATA DIAMOND NA WEMA SEPETU UMEWAFUNIKA KWA WIKI HII…..HAHAHAHA

YES YOU NEED THOSE FOLLOWERS TO SUPPORT YOUR BUSINESS OR YOUR WORK….

THE BEST PART IS YOUR ARE FREAKING EDUCATED, YOUR OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS. HATA NA HIYO DRAMA TRUST ME KAMPUNI KIBAO ZITAKU HIRE AS A PR MANAGER KAMA UKIONA BIASHARA HAZIENDI…..ILA NAKUSHAURI DO YOUR OWN THING KUAJIRIWA SIO ISSUE KABISA YANI IWE NI LAST OPTION KWA KWELI UNLESS KAMA UTAPEWA PESA YA BALAAAA….

TANZANIANS NI WATU WA KUSAMEHE, ISSUE A PUBLIC APOLOGY ,OMBA MSAMAHA,WATAKUSAMEHE NA KUKUPENDA. TRUST ME…

WOTE NI BINADAMU NA TUNAKOSEA,WHO ARE WE MPAKA TUSIKUSAMEHE???

UWIIII NINGEKUWA NAISHI BONGO NINGEKUOMBA NIWE MANAGER WAKO,MAMII TUNGE TAJIRIKA KABLA MWAKA HAUJAISHA….

HAHHAHHAHAHA……

YANI WALA USIJIPE PRESHA NA HAYA MADONGO TUNAYOKUPA SASA HIVI, BE STRONG, KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH.

YANI WEWE DEMU UNGEJUA CHANCE ULIYONAYO SASA HIVI USINGEJUTIA HATA KUCHEAT AGE…HAHAHAHAHA….

VUA TAJI WITH GRACE AND STYLE….. ALAFU TAKE OVER THEIR DAMN COUNTRY…….

ANYWAYS HAYA NI MAONO YANGU  TU MIE OPPORTUNIST…HAHAHAHHAHA……

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DRIVING LICENCE & PASSPORT YA SITTI MTEMVU VYAWEKWA HADHARANI….DUH WABONGO NOUMERRRR

Uwiiii hizi documents za miss TZ ndo habari ya instagram leo………duh wabongo ni noumer….

Yani mie nahisi hii passport copy na hii diriver licence ya huyu dada vimetolewa na mtu wake wa karibu.

Although details za driver’s zingepatikana tu sababu kaishi marekani… Ndo tatizo la marekani hili yani mtu akitaka details zako anazipata tu na huwezi kuzichakachukua…….

Ila wabongo nimewvulimia kofia, hahahaha….

So according to these documents Miss Tz mwaka huu ana miaka 25, alafu kumbuka hashikri Miss World Mwaka huu, anashiriki Miss world Mwakani

so in 2015 atakuwa 26. Miss World wanataka mshiriki awe na miaka 24 maximum by the time unaingia kwenye shindano la miss world,

so hata kama angeenda Miss World mwaka huu bado angekuwa over age…..

Duh, watu walimwekea kijiba toka mwanzo mpaka wamepata vizingiti….hahahahhaa……

Miss TZ  akiwa stejini na Ommy dimpoz huko Texas…..

Hii Video nimeiba kwa dougiemasta15  huko instagram, huyu ndo kamvalia njuga miss Tz yani…hahahhaha

Watu wanadai miss TZ ameshachetuka, i think ni bora miss ambae ameshachetuka before aingie kwenye umiss kuliko wanaoingia wakiwa hawajui kitu

hao ndo huwa wanachetuka mara 100 zaidi….lol

SITTI ATAONA RANGI ZOTE MWAKA HUU, ATAJUUUUUTA KUWAJUA WATZ…. ILA NAWISH WATZ TUNGEKUWA WAKALI HIVI KWENYE  ISSUES ZA MAANA KAMA JINSI NCHI YETU INAVYOONGOZWA , VIONGOZI WASIO NA ETHICS ETC, YANI THINGS THAT ACTUALLY MATTER…

HAYA MAMBO YA MISS TZ NI PETTY ISSUES KWA KWELI……

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U-TURN’S WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE- DAY 3….

Wapenzi kuna some days ntakuwa naskip update.

anyways, uwiiii leo my body is craving sugar balaaaa. Yani i just need something sweet.

Duh yani kama vile drug addict akiwa ana withdraw….

My biggest challenge leo ni Bhoke kupika chips mayai, huyu mtoto sijui ananitafuta nini jamani.

Yani nikajifungia chumbani ila nyumba nzima full kunukia chips mayai kidogo ustaarabu unishinde….

Haya asubuhi nayo nimekaa namlisha Keanu cerelac, uwiiii yani nilitamani kama nifungue domo nijimiminie bakuli zima la cerelac kwa njaaa..hahhahhaha

TUTAFIKA TU BABAKE……

Mazoezi yananishinda jana nimekimbia 30 mins na leo 30 mins badala ya 40 mins… hahahahahhaha

Jamani mazoezi mie kama kuchapwa.ila ntakomaa na hizo 30 mins….

Ehhe how are you doing wapenzi wangu..

Challenges zenu ni zipi?

Leo nilionganisha breakfast na lunch around 3pm hivi…..

aiseee samani wanaanza kunikinai,,,, so either ntarudia kuku usiku na mchana au usiku ntachemsha about 10 pieces za prawns for dinner…..

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