DOGO KANILIZAJEEEEEE!!!!!

Dah, aisee hakuna kitu nakithamini kama familia yangu….

Yani toka nianze kuwa na hard time in my personal life yani familia yangu wamekuwa na mimi 100% Yani ni wanapokeza tu 

kunitumia messages za we love you and we are here for you….. And calling me mpaka sometimes nakimbia simu….hahaha

Aisee bond niliyonayo na kaka zangu hakuna mtu anaweza kuielewa….. Yani ukiambiwa tumezaliwa mama tofauti huwezi amini….

Yani tuaelewana mnooo na tunapendana kama pipi…lol…

Yani huwa wanastand na mimi kwa kila kitu……

Basi sasa hivi nimetoka out, ile naingia home  nakutana na hii whatsapp message kutoka kwa Anil…Uwii nimeanzaje kulia sasa?

Imagine mdogo wangu aliingizwa kwenye ugomvi ila wala hana time ndo kwanza ananitumia messages kuniambiwa wananipenda sanaaaa.Tena kwa msisitizo kabisaaaaaa, yani na kuniambia wana stand na mimi no matter whats….Aisee hapa ndo mtu unapoona tofauti ya rafiki na familia yako ya damu…

Hapa rafiki ingeshakuwa noma, nimetukanwa sababu yako sijui nini… Ila family hata akipigwa risasi because of you haijalishi bado watakupenda na kustand with you…Yani siku zote vile wajinga wakiwa wanamtusi my dad, yani kaka zangu ndo kwanza huwa wananitumia messages “don’t worry dada Mange, they are just stupid. We love you so much. Yani nothing can change that. Acha watukane mpaka asubuhi nothing can break us”……. Yani wadogo zangu ni balaa aiseeee…

I remember siku my dad alivyofariki wadogo zangu walikuwa shule Malawi (Kamuzu Academy). For 2 days nilikuwa nalia mwenyewe, nilishindwa kunywa hata maji, and I didnt think ningeweza hata kula ever again jinsi ambavyo nilikuwa nna maumivu ya roho na mwili…. Basi the 3rd day kaka zangu wakaingia. Yani nilitoka chumbani nilikimbia kama chizi kwenda kuwa hug coz finally nilikuwa nimewaona watu ambao walikuwa na maumivu kama niliyokuwa nayo mimi…

Yani watoto wa kiume ni balaa, Mie mkubwa ndo nilikuwa nakaribia kukata roho kwa maumivu na kulia, I remeber tulihugiana wote watatu, mdogo wangu anaenifata Kay, akasema ‘dada Mange, we are going to be okay, we will survive this.Dad wants us to be strong.WE ARE GOING TO BE OKAY” I swear hayo maneno yalibalidalisha kila kit for me, yani 10 mins later nilikaaa mezani na kula chakula na kaka zangu…… Yani those words ‘ WE ARE GOING TO BE OKAY” helped me get through my dad;s death…… itsnt it amazing that mdogo wako anaweza kukusave from hurting to death, or crying yoursel to death with very simple words…..

Really, im thankful for my brothers…… 

I just had to share, nimeandika hii huku nalia…….. Nothing like family aiseeeee……. 

Goodnight

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DINNER WITH BAE @ NOBU………

Uwii bae is in town…. Huwaga nna rahaje bae akiwa mujini…..

Selfie with bae……….Awwww…I had missed Loveness jamani….

So went to  my all time fav Japanese restaurant, Nobu in Beverly  Hills….

Dinner at Nobu with Lovenesss… By the way Loveness alikuwaga roommate wangu chuo….hahahahha

Tumepitia vituko vingi sana…..hahahahhaha….

Mpiga picha ana vituko nae…..hahahhahahahhaha

Awww, nimepungua vizuri eeeh? Sasa few more kilos and im done…

Awww MISS THING…..Uzazi umeisha jamani eeeh…sasa ni bata tuuu…

Ila sasa nkanunue memory card ingine maana camera haifanyi kazi sababu no memory card…

Memory card zangu ni over $100 nikununua the cheap ones uwiii picha moja ina process dakika 5….lol…

Alafu kila leo nazipoteza….ntakomaaaaa…..

Eti huyu bado muke ya muzungu au sio?????

hahhahhahaha……..

Muke ya muzungu for lyfe…

This is my dream body size…. Ntafikaje hapa jamani……. Nampenda Lilly jamani….Im Obsessed with this woman…..#2015goals

PS: Jamani amani itawale sasa……… 

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VITA IMEISHA KWELI AU ADUI KAJIFICHA TU ANA RELOAD????

Kwanza kabisa team Mange hongereni sana for a job well done….Lile li account la Linda Mkimbizi limefungwaaa…..

Nawapendaje IG sasa? mtu akijifanya mjuaji sana wanamkimbizajeee??? Sasa naomba tufanyie kazi ile account ingine ya Mbuta nanga

ile ya ukwelinauwazi staki kuiandika vizuri akapata followers…Ila mnaijua…sasa muireport na ile ifungwe mpaka Mbuta adate…. 

Hahahhaha….Jamani hapa ndo dukani kwa nani???  unaambiwa hiyo sehemu humo ndani kubwaaaa balaaaaaaaaaaa, mnapigiwaga picha za mlangoni mnadhami humo ndani ni duka la fudenge tu..haaha humo ndani  hakuna duka hata moja ni vibanda tuuu ni kumejaaa wamachinga mia kidogo,,,,,, ni hivi hiyo sehemu ilikuwa ni ya hili duka kumbwaaaa mjini london….ni bookshop, sasa hawa wamehama.. Toka wahame pamebaki waziiii so wenye sehemu wakati wanatafuta mnunuzi wa hiyo sehemu ndo wakawaachia wamachinga wafungue vioski vyao humo ndani…Kama kawaida wa bongo tunavyopenda sifa za kingese ndugu yenu akalipia bango kubwaaaa juu utadhani humo ndani yumo peke yake,,,Ili mradi tu awadanganye…..hahahaha,,, Yani alivyoweka bango kubwa ukiingia humo ndani kwanza huwezi hata kujua mwenye bango nje ndo banda lake lipo wapi,, yani huwezi jua jinsi walivyo wengi humo.,, ..ndani unaambiwa kuna vioski mia kidogo….Yani ni kwama vle kwenye ile ivent ya nyama choma watu wanavyofungua vibanda alafu mnalipa kodi kidogo.Kwanini asiseme tu ukweli kuwa sina duka nna kioski humu ndani tuko mia kidogo.Kazi kujipiga picha hapo mlangoni anaingia ndani watu  wanadhani kweli anaingia dukani kwake kumbe anaingia kwenye open floor ya machinga central…Siku mnunuzi akitpkea woooote wanasepa…Jamani kuna dada  nae anaenda kufungua kioski chake humo ndani na yeye atanipipigia picha akiwa anaingia humo dukani na kasema ananitumia picha ya vioski vyoote vya humo ndani…Yani ni kama market…Ananitumia na risiti muone renti aliyolipishwa hapo uwiiii mtacheka mfeeeeeeeeee, mdondoke maana unaweza mpa mtu hiyo rent bureee sio hata mkopo na yeye akafungue banda lake humo….

Kwa usiku ndo mandhari yake……Embu siku moja awapigie picha ya humo ndani muone manzari nzima ya duka…hahahahhaahah…kama hata ni duka….hahahhahahhahaa…Mwenzenu alichofanya ni kuchora chora jina lake kwenye viooo na kuweka bango basiii..Machinga wenzie humo ndani wala hawajali sababu hakuna mwenye sehemu yake hapo and anytime mnunuzi wa jengo akipatikana wanatimuliwa so why invest kuweka mabango wakati ndani mko mia kidogo…Ni kama pale Dar free market, kuna waliomua kuweka mabango yao juu ya jengo ili ujue wana duka hapo, na kuna kina sisi tulioamua haina faida kwetu, Ila sasa angalau dar free market ni maduka kweli sio vibanda…..hahahahhahahhahaah

Jamani watz mlioko london nendeni hapo 113-119 charing cross road. then mseme kama mimi muongo nadanganya na kuhusu rent kabla sijaweka naomba muende kuulizia kila machinga humo ndani  analinapa how much humo…. Maana nimechoka mwambie mzungu akufungulie duka,akufungulie duka…hahhaa….Kama banda la sehemu ya machinga nafungua kwa sposnsorship ya hii blog tu sina hata haja ya kuomba….hahahahha…

Hilo duka mnaloonyeshwagwa wazungu wanatembea nje ndo kubwa hivi ndani ,tena hapo ni kisehemu kidogo tu ni pakubwaaaaa….

Another section ya humo ndani kabla duka la vitabu halijahama…. Jaman ndo bakubwa hiviiiiii…… BE proud mtz mwenyewe kaweza kurent hili liseehemu in london tena oxford street…. na bango katundika…hahahahhaa uwiiiiii……. Inasikitisha kwa kweli……

ndugu yenu ka renti hili li space lote….hahahahahhahahahhaha…uwiiiiii………Kwani kuna nini ukisema kuwa umefungua banda kwenye jengo moja huko oxford street? Sie tunawaita wamachinga wenyewe wazungu wanawaita pop up ventures….Ngojeni niwawekee renti ya humu ndani jamani…Mtachoka kabisaaaaa….Mnaweza kulia….hahahhahaha…Maana sikuamini mpaka nkamwambia naona risiti maana ntaonekeana muongo….lol…

Kama mnataka sifa fanyeni sina haja ya kukuharibia swaga zako, ila unataka sifa za uongo na still unataka kuchokonoa watu…..

…..Jamani sio kama nadharau hata kufungua kibanda sehemu ya wamachinga ni kitu kizuri jamani…ila sio fresh leo hii mange kimambi niende downtown LA kuwe na jengo lipo wazi wanasubiria mnunuzi wamachinga wanajazana humo na mie nikafungua kioski changu humo then nijifanye jamani nna boutique los angeles…WHY LIE TO PEOPLE? BE PROUD NA ULICHONACHO…Mbona hata wazungu wamejaa huku kwenye market wana vibanda vyao wanauza?

Jamani sijamtaja mtuuuu kwenye hii story sasa mtu asijifanye kupanick huko IG…jiwe limerushwa gizani hilo……

ingia humu kusoma more 

Hahahahhahaha……. Eti huyu ka surrender kweli au kajibanza tu ana reload risasi???? hahahahhaha

Maana hizo picha nilizotumiwa leo za mzee wake,uwiiiii anaweza akakimbia hata IG kwa aibuuu…Mtu kujifanya anazo jamani babake anatia huruma ,nimemwambia huyo aliempiga hizo picha next week akampe laki from me……

Linda naemjua mie uwiiiiiii hayajaisha haya…Kwa nilichokofanya to her family, hayajaishaaaaaaaa…Yani roho inamsokota huko mpaka anakaribia kufaaaa….

Yani anawaza na kuwazua anifanyeje..Nawaambia hivi, she is not done…Kwanza bado ana maaccount feki kibao…Atafanya kama ile kujifanya sio yeye  ila tukimdatisha vizuri ndo atakubalia ni yake sasa…hahahhahahah….Kama last time alivyochekesha…ahhaha kujidai eti ni fan wake kafungua ,heee mara kaona bora atokee tu mwenyewe fronti…hahahahahaha

Matusi yote uliotukana on Instagram ona  account imefungwa na yamepotea hewani ,  ila kila nilichoandika mimi kitabaki online miaka na miaka …..next time fungua website kabisa ya kunichamba…hahahha…Ila sio blogspot maana watakufungia na wao, fungua official website kabisa kama hii yangu……hahahaha…. 

Linda mkimbizi kama kweli umeua  kuuaga ugomvi na sie tunauaga ugomvi rasmi…Ishi kwa amani,shona maguo yako kwa amani….Ila kumbuka kumtumia baba hela nyumbani. Maana picha nilizonazo sijui utaficha wapi uso wako, ….Next time ukileta uchokozi tena itakuwa worse than this time….. Atakae niona navuka mipaka ni juu yake…..Jiheshimu maana wewe ni big celebrity una mpaka ma publicist na ma personal assitant…ni nomaaa….hahahahhaha…

 

Jamani amani itatawala tena humu na sitaki ugomvi na watu, ila mkinianza nitamaliza….. Mjiheshimuuuuuu

PS: Uwiii jamani tumekosaje mastory ya kina Zari na kina King Lawrence wakati kulikuwa na umbea wa kutosha.???? turudi huko bwana kwenye newssss!!!

hahahahahha,,,,Team Zari watanipiga soon….hahahahha

 

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LINDA BEZUIDENHOUT AHAKIKI KUWA BABA YAKE MZAZI NI BABU SEYA…….

Can you tell the difference???? wamefanana mpaka rangi…hhahaha,,weupejeeee sasa?????

The darker skin version……Naomba muangalie midomo,…hahaha wamefananaje??? chai jabaaaaaaa…..hahahhaha

UWIIII Sasa semeni nani kafanana vizuri na baboon???? hahahhaha

Hahahhahaha, kapata umalaya wa mamake na ubaya wa wapi sijui???? we mtoto kasome shule…maana huyo ubaboon alafu shule usisome…hahahhaha…

Eti singer…uwiii marekani singining lazma uwe mzuriiiiii…hahahhahaha na sivyo uweze imba mpaka vioo vivunjikeeee…

Baada ya kutuhimiwa kuwa alikuwaga anafanya mapenzi na baba yake mzazi…. Award winning designer Linda Bezuidenhout ajibu yafutatayo……

“Mimi ni LINDA BEZUIDENHOUT.
This one is for you na wenzio wanaopenda kunitukana tusi la kuwa nililala na baba yangu.
Sidhani unamfahamu baba yangu Mzazi na Sidhani unatufahamu sisiMimi na wadogo zangu tunaongea 24/7. Na pia marehem mama yangu alikuwa mwanamke mrembo sana baba yangu hakuwa na haja ya kulala na mabint zake kwa taharifa yako uzushi huu ulikuwa kwamba baba yetu alikuwa analala na Brenda R.I.P na pia Mimi MashaAllah sijawai kuwa and dhiki ya mwanaume kwani wanaume walikuwa wananigombania na wengine waliacha acha girlfriends/
wake zao yani nakuambia ilikuwa kasheshe enzi za ujana wangu. Sasa sielewi nilikuwa na dhiki gani mpaka nilale na babangu. Ila ntakusaidia I love my father so much!!!!! He
loves me toooooooo much!!!!!!!! Sasa Kama ni uswahili unakusumbuwa shauri yako wewe ni
Kati ya watu walio anza kuonesha mapenzi kwa baba zao baada ya developed countries kuwafundisha vitu Kama Father’s Day and how to love fathers kwenye movies and so on. Ndo mkaanza kuonesha mapenzi kwa baba zenu. Mimi nilimpenda baba yangu na kumwonesha
thamani Yake Kwangu tangu nilivozaliwa and it’s in my genes
sisi kwetu tuna uzungu. Na baba yetu alitulea kizungu waswahili Kama wewe walikuwa
wanatushangaa sana sababu nyinyi hata chakula mlikuwa mnakula jikoni na mama zenu sisi tulikuwa tunakula na baba yetu we used to hold hands tukitembea nyinyi mlikuwa mnawakalia mbali baba zenu Kama wana ukoma. Hiyo ni mifano michache tu nimekusaidia
Kama una maswali feel free to ask me.
unaweza kuendelea kusema nimelala na babangu it’s your choice I LOVE MY FATHER VINCENT DYLE BEZUIDENHOUT SO MUCH HE IS THE FIRST MAN IN MY LIFE I
FELL IN LOVE WITH FROM THE TIME I CAME OUT OF MY MOTHERS WOMB. AND I WILL ALWAYS BE MAD IN LOVE WITH HIM EVEN IN MY GRAVE WHEN I WILL BE WAITING FOR THE JUDGEMENT DAY I WILL BE LOVING HIM. ( to the owner of this blog pls publish my comment ) and thank you for sharing my pictures to your viewer and many thanks to the people who gave me nice comments much appreciate I LOVE YOU BACK ( LB) .”

 

Uwiiiiiiii, Kweli akili ni nywele kila mtu ana zake …Hivi kitu kama hiki si bora mtu akae kimya kuliko umsingizie ndugu yako jamani….. hahahahahhahaha….

Yani kuliko achafuke yeye eti bora aseme ni dada yake ndo alikuwa na scandal ya kulala na baba yao sio yeye…hahahahhahahahah……

Linda Mkimbizi, this os why mpaka uzeee bado una akili mbili una laana… And you know it…..

 

Kaokota sijui kaburi la nani kaliweka ni la mama ke Mange… Makaburi yana majina jamani kama la mamangu embu weka headstone watu waone jamani….

Anyways, hata kama silijari bora mimi nisiejali kaburi la mamangu kuliko wewe ulielala na mume wa mama yako…..hahahahhahahaha

Na unaona haya sana na roho inakusuta ndo maana although umezaa malaya wanne ila hata mmoja umeshindwa kumpa jina la mama yako mzazi. Mbona hakuna mtoto wako anaeitwa Situmay? hahahahahhahahahahahhaha….Malaya wanne umezaa mbona hujawapa hilo jina?? Ni laana hii ya  wewe na marehemu dada yakeo Brenda kulala na baba yenu ndo maana Mungu hajakupa mtoto wa kiume anajua utamlala tu kwa jinsi ulivyo na akili finyu za kuijiona mzuri basi kila mtu lazma umwonjeshe…hahahhahaha……

 

And everyone knows Im not lying about this kid………..Jamani kwani ni uongo. Huyu mtoto hapendwi na mamake kisa ana  makengeza??Na kakaa kidume dume….Ila Linda hujui wewe watotto wanaotengwa ndo they make it in life…. Hawa kina Leyla wooote wataishia kuwa wauza K kama wewe. Huyu ndo atakaekusaidia uzeeni.utakuja kuniambia…. Huyu pekee ndo atakaesoma……… Anyways no more maneno….Na yeye afanye fashion show for the first time….Mpaka huyo mdogo kkwake anafanya umodel huyu yeye kuokota vitu back stage tuuuu…Eti una personal assistant ,my butt….. Babako maskini wa kutupa dar hana hata shilingi kila mtu anasikitika hapa alafu unasema una personal assistant…mfyuuuuuuuu!!!.. Kamsaidie kwanza babako ndo tutajua una hela….hahahhaa…….

Huyu mzee ni nomaaaa…msimuone mweusi hivyo ni mzungu huyo…hahahahhahaha…chezea umaskini…Ndo huyo mdutch mnaeambiwa mdutch.,…hahahhaha….Jamani huyu baba ni maarufu kwa kufanya mapenzi na mabinti zake…. Wote wanajua baada ya kufiwa na mkewe akakwa analala na binti yake Linda bezuidenhout  lakini juzi Linda katoa official statement hapo juu kuwa huyu mzee hakuwa akimlala yeye sababu yeye hakuwa na dhiki ya wanaume ila alikuwa anamlala rehemu dada yake Brenda…..Hahahahhahaha……. Hivi kwanini hayuko jela na kina babu seya huyu mzeeee???Kizee kichafu hiki…. Uwiiiiii, acheni niseme Linda kamtukana sana baba yangu, linda huwezi shindana na mimi kutukana baba, baba yangu keshazikwa na kuoza haamki kusoma matusi yako…Ila HUYU mzee nahakika message somehow zitamfikia mpaka ajifie kwa presha,,,eeeh ndo sometimes mujue mtu unaweza kuuliwa na mtoto wako mwenywe,.huyu mzee anaependa tomba binti zake  ndo maan alizaa mtoto hana akili kazi kutukana baba za watu mpaka watu wamempata baba yake tena kwa ahabari za kweli…..  Huyo pembeni ndo kakake linda mvuta bangi mwingine anaefanywa na wanaume wenzie sababu ya ganja tu, Naskia yupo zanzibar anachora chora beach, WAZUNGU WANAJILIA TIGO tu malipo bangi…hahahahhaha….uwiiii what a family of losers…… hahahahhahahahahaha…..

Linda anatukanaga sana baba za watu wamef*****,uwiiii mwanamke ana mdomo mchafu huyu..sasa naomba kuuliza hivi hata kama ingekuwa kweli kama hili shetani linavyooota ndotoni kwake… Hivi bora baba afi*** au afi*** mtoto wake mwenyewe wa kuzaaaaa???? Bada aanaevua chupi mtoto wake anatakiwa kupigwa mawe afeeee… Linda next time ukianza mtukana baba yangu na wewe naomba ukumbuke kuwa  wewe mwenyewe  unatembea na shaha**** za babako mata*** kwako na dada yako BRENDA kazikwa na sha**** za baba yenu mata**** kwake…..(uwiii im sorry for that statement,ila ndo maneno yake makali hivi jamani,imebidi niyaweke ,wuiii hapa sponsorship ya blog mwaka huu sidhani hahahaha.)hahahahahha… Eti BRENDA ndo alikuwa na scandal ya kulala na baba sio mimi….Uwiii huna hata haya…Basi labda mlikuwa mnafanya 3some ila usijitoe ukamsingia mwezako sababu ni marehemu. angekuwa hai ungemtaja kwenye kitu kama hiki? Una laana wewe huna hata huruma na dadako ambae keshakukufa…

Jamani bado nasubiria picha zile akiwa anapinda mgongo huko bongo….Hiki kizee kinalipia dhambi zake mpaka leo….Unaambiwa kamezeeka mbaya ila bado anatengeneza mariji maskini..eti hana hata gari apanda bajaji…hahahhahahaha…mtu anawatoto madesigner tena wana personal assistant….hahahahhahaha

Joke aside jamani mie naomba kuuliza honest question hivi hii familia ya bezuidenhout kuna mtu normal? kuna mtu kamaliza hata form 6? hawa makaka kuna hata mmoja mwenye kuamka asubuhi akavaa shati na tai akaenda kazini? Uwiiii…Makaka wote bangi mtu, dada ndo alikuwa worse, unga mtu,,,hahahahha..LAANAKUM!!! What a useless family!!!

uwiii Linda shindana na mimi kila kitu ila sio kwenye kizazi maana nakutoa knockout bila bila….

Nawaacha Kenzo na Keanu pembeni….Nakupa Bhoke amgalagaze Leyla….Huyo wangu hapo ndo hajui hata lipshiner atiii…

Hapo mwanao ndo kapaka makeup hahaha, kafananaje na drug queens….jamani semeni leyla hajafanana na shemales???? Ila Linda hata bila mawani…hivi Leyla unaweza mfananisha na Bhoke hata sekunde…

Huoni huyo gorrila ni close resemblence ya leyla??? hahahhaa…Uwiii eti mtu mwenye mtoto kama Leyla anaweza hata kutoa mtu kasoro.?

Uwiii mdau ukiweza choose binti hapa utapick yupi??? hahahahhahahahaha

Huyu Leyla nae kalelewa na babu seya mpaka alivyokuwa 7 sijui 8 wakahamia US… Im sure huyu nae kachezea K na babu yake…. Hivi nyie hamuoni baba yake Linda hajawahi hata kwenda kutembea USA kwa lINDA even once…. Why linda hajamleta baba yake USA jamani? wakati mtu mdutch visa kitu gani?? kwanza vizee havinyimwagi visa. Ila anaogopa maana kazaa malaya tu anajua tabia za babake, lazma atavitia kama alivyomtiaga yeye…..

Nakurudia tena, this is the only talent Leyla has…….. Si unaona hana tofauti ya skills na huyo stripper hapo…..

hahahahhahahah…. Hii ndo talent sasa sio kuimba…uwiiiiii…. Acha mpotezea Mali pesa zake….

Linda mpeleke mtoto shule…. please,,nakaukwa koo sasa kwa kukupigia kelele kumsomesha huyu mtoto…Achana na mambo ya mziki, hawezi kuimbaaaaaaaa…Akasomeeeeeee or else ataishia kwenye pole….hahahahhahaha

hahaha, ndo huyo kaka aliewekwa na Linda eti ndo gay …hahahhaha… Nae alihamaga Dubai wako zao UK na mkewe na watoto wao wawili…. 

eti ndo kinachomkosesha mange raha mume wake kawa gay….hahahahhahahahhaha……utahaha kutaka kujua na hutojua…

Eti baba KENZO kaenda wapi? gay club??? hahahahhahahahhahahaha…… Uwiiiii umedata we mama, umechanganyikiwa haswaaaa….hahahahhaha

Akija niacha kwa mtu ambae yuko tofauti sana na mimi atakuwa white woman labda….hahahhahahahaha…..Huko kwa magay ni kwa mdogo wako loius anaegeuzwa na wanaume wenzie for bangi only…. hahahahahhaha……Sio kila mtu gay kama kakako…..

Jamani namesema hivi tulieniiiiiii,nikiwa ready ntawaaambieni kilichonisibu… Msiwe na papara…sasa jimama linataka kufa kutaka kujua …Kabaki ana guess kila sekunde…Alianza na Bhoke harudi tena US ndo maana mange hayuko okay, likashushuka. Sasa hivi mume kawa gay….hahahhahahahaha…..Uwiii tena koma usiwachurie wanangu kuwa na baba gay, koma kabisa na domo lako baya, baba yake Brenda ndo gay ndo maana kamekaa kama dyke, kanajiweka kama jike dume ni vile lesbian na kapewa na babake….hahahahhaha

KOMAAAAAA

Nasema hivi huwezi kujua mpaka niseme, Na nitasema kwa time yangu……….Utakosaje usingizi mpaka siku ya LE TAMKOZZZZZ…..Hahahaha…..

PS: Ugomvi na mimi huuwezi Linda……. Usije jiweka presha mpaka ukaondoka na IG kama ulivyoondokaga FB.Chezea Mange hahahaha…….

UPDATE

Uwiiiiii Jamani huyu mama atakufaaaaaaa na preshaaaa….hahahhahaha…

Sasa leo kampataje baba Kenzo IG…Uwiiii acha anishtakie? jamani baba kenzo katagiwajeeeeeee leo….Uwiiii post zoooote alikuwa anatagiwa aone…

yani nahisi Linda alikuwa na furaha ya balaaaaaaaa…hahahahhaha ….akajua kapata kum torture baba Kenzo IG….HAHAHAHAHHA

Sasa si baba kENZO mara kaibuka anawajibu tena kwa kiswahili….hahahhahahahhahahah…UWIIIII Nahisi Linda Mkimbizi alipata na heart attack…hahahaha

uwiii akifikiri mashtaka yote yale kumbe alikuwa ananipa mwenywe big bosss…hahahha…

Hiyo account nilimfunguliaga baba kenzo ili akia mbali na home awe anaona pics za wanae, wala hana time nayo, ana log in maybe twice a month ,tena nimkumbushue kuna kitu akaangalie IG…. hata password sometimes haikumbuki namtumia…..

Uwiiiiiiii jamani wameongea mpaka english ya kizaramo…..jhahhaha nimewakomeshajeeeee….hahahahhahaha

jamani mbona contacts zake zimejaa kibao online, si umtumie email tu? ila kwa IG humpati ng’oooo…. hahaaha…..

Uwiii wabongo wanapenda umbea…ona hizo friend requests sasa za kum follow baba kenzo…hahahhaha…chezea shem darling…uwiiii ni thousands yani walitaka waingia kuona shem darling ana hali gani…hahahhahahaha…jamani wabongo tunapenda umbeaaaaa….Ila najua hawa wote wala hawaku follow kwa ubaya ni vile tu wanapenda umbea…Ila huyo wa nne kutoka chini, huyo muuza corset sijui ushuzi gani, malaya mkubwa wewe, EEEH Ulikuwa unamfollow mzungu ili ukaone nini na wewe unajifanya hunipendi? Jamani huyu mwanamke ni mngese mpaka basi… Eti kuna siku nilisema corset zangu ni nzuri nazitoa columbia za wengine ni china, uwiii acha mdada apanick ,acha alalamike eti namvunjia biashara, acha aanze kunipa vijembe, nikamkali kimya maana mtu mwenywe mlugha lugha tu…. We malaya kila mtu ana haki ya kuisifia biashara yake, na nikikandika za wengine as long as sijataja jina au kutoa hinti ni biashara ya nani its still fair advertising….. Ningesema vicky anauza fake corsets hapo sawa. Ila wauza corsets wapo mia kidogo ,wewe kilichokuwasha mpaka kujifanya umepanick ni nini..Haya hunipendi leo kwenda kumfollow baba kenzo unatafuta nini? mbwa uliekosa mkia umekalia umbea tu….. Fanya yako fala wewe…..

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LEYLA BEZUIDENHOUT’S GOT TALENT…..BUT WHICH TALENT????????? LOLEST…

Jamani ustaarabu umenishinda kidogo…maana page ya huyu bi kizee ilivyojaa matusi ya nguoni ya kutukana wanangu..

Tena ana support na hayo matusi bila haya eeeeh…..

Wanangu washatukanwa mpaka matusi yameishaaa, picha zao sasa?

mie sitoi mtoto wa mtu kasoro alizoumbwa na Mungu mie naongea facts tuuu…..

PLEASE NAOMBENI PICHA ZA MZUNGU ANAETENGENEZA MAFRIJI BONGO….HAHAHHAHA…. MDUTCH WA SINZA..HAHAHHAHA

NAOMBENI PICHAAAAA NIPANDISHE WATU WAZIMU MARA MIA…..WATU KUJIFANYA WA MAANA KUMBE BABA ZAO WANAPATA TABU JAMANI..KHA…. HUYO MZEE SASA HIVI ANATAKIWA AWE KESHA RETIRE AWE ANAKULA MATUNDA YA WATOTO WAKE ILA UWIII BADO AHANGAIKA NA MAFRIJI JAMANI ALAFU BINTI YAKE BONGE LA DEZAINA HUKU MAREKANI….HAHAHHAHAHAHA…

Jamani Mama Leyla anasema kuwa mwanae hasomi sababu she is chasing her dreams……hahahahhha

Mwanae anaimba sana so anamtengeneza aje kuwa superstar….Kitu Beyonce…

Ila katu promise kuwa mwaka huu September atakwenda college….Hahhahahaha…Kila mwaka tunaambiwaga this yr….hahaha

Naomba nisiongee looks jamani although mamake kutwa kuchamba mwanangu…Mie simtoi kasoro huyu binti…..

Yani Linda angebahatika kuzaa hata mtoto mmoja aliefanana nae yeye mwenyewe uwiiiii mbona tungehama mujini….hahahahah

Mama mtu kaweka video hiyo ya mwanae akiwa studio…Sasa sijui ni kwaya wanaimba au ni new female group coming soon….

Kama namuona Mali kwa mbali…Huyu baba jamani ,hivi kweli ana biashara ya kumkeep busy…Maana mara aende mitaani kupiga picha za nguo za mkewe

mara ende studio ni muda gani ana make money????

Hivi kweli wanaamini huyu mtoto atakuja kuwa something hapa marekani?? wanaota ndoto za abunuwasi….Uwiii marekani watu wana talent mpaka za kujamba through punani….hahahhahahaha…..Yani hapa watu wanaimba mpaka vioo vinapasuka , hahahaha,,, ukisema kudance watu wanadance kama hawana mifupa…Yani uache kusomesha mtoto eti kisa una hope atakuwa star….Ningeelewa kama angekuwa anafanya hivi in parallel na shule….

Ila kuweka shule pembeni kuipa hii kipaumbele ni kupelekeshwa na mtoto…….. Ni bora umpe elimu kwanza then mwache afate dreams zake akichoka mwenye aendelee na maisha yake na huku keshasoma…..Ila ndo hivyo kama mwanao ni shosti wako unadhani utafanyaje sasa? Mzazi hajulikani ni nani na mtoto ni nani…lol

Hahaha beyonce akiwa studio….Linda Mkimbizi mwanao amesha upload notes kibao akiwa anaimba….

Jamani mbona anaimba kama anybody else akiwa anaimba in the shower?

Yes ni vizuri kuacha mtoto afate dreams zake ila mzazi pia inabidi umguide mtoto….

Mie Bhoke kuna wakati alikuwa ananisumbua na haya mambo ya kuimba, akiona vile vitoto vya Disney channel vinaimba…

Basi mie na Lance tukampa chance tukawa tunamsimamisha mbele atuimbie…She can sing ila sio ile ya kufanya mzazi ndo uivest kila kitu..sometimes mzazi inabidi ujue limits za mwanao…..Ofoucrse hatukumwambia kuwa mwanetu unaimba ila sio kiwango kileeee cha marekani ila tulijua jinsi ya kuipotezea na kumpa interest na Tennis ambayo ndo nataka niikizanie sasa hivi…..

Linda hapa mnampotezea tu Mali wa watu vihela vyake jamani….Huyu baba ndo maana magonjwa ya moyo yanamuandama…

Mama mtu anamwambie Leyla anaweza kuimba wakalipe studio time….. uwiiii

Haya jamani tusubirie track ya Binti Leyla….hahahahhahahahah…Uwiii marekani hiiii hata nikienda supermarket mtu anakupa cd yake bureeeee ukamsikilize anavyoimba… unaambiwa huko kwenye radio stations watu wanapita pita nje hata akutane na mtangazaji ampe cd yake akaichezea….

Linda mi nakwambia ukweli kama mshkaji wako….

if Leyla has any talent at all, this is the talent she has, tena hii talent inakuja natural maana kairithi…

The only talent Leyla has ni hii ka kupanua miguu kama mamake……. Mtoto shule hawezi ila mwambie apanue miguu hahahahaha ni noma..

Mie ndo maana simtaki Bhoke kwenye masocial network, embu ona mtoto anajipanua hivi then anaweka picha insta….hahahahahhaha

Now this is freaking talent…..She got it from her mama…….hahahhahhahahahhaha

Mambo ya kutuambia ana talent ya kuimba kamdanganye Mali, talent aliyonayo ni hii tuuuuu

Hahahha, one dolla bills kwenye matiti, Now thats special talent…..

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Haya naomba msikilize Leya akiimba maana Mange nikiongea naambiwa wivu …Embu msikilize alafu niambie if this is something worth of chasing jamani…

kha!!! Hivi ni Linda anajifanya hasikii mwanae anavyoimba au ndo uchizi wake…

Bonyeza hapa kusikia

bonyeza hapa sikia ya pili

Maskini hako kabinti ka Linda? hahahaha… Kutwa kunisema Mange anawapenda wanae wa kizungu sio Bhoke…

Sasa naomba kuuliza ni nani hata huwa anajuaga huyu binti ni mtoto wa Linda….

Hivi mlishawahi kumuona huyu binti hata akipanda steji kuonyesha mavazi ya mamake?

Mimi huyu binti hata jina lake silijui nyie mnamjua huyu mtoto?

Ni leyla, yule mwenye manywele na kale ka dgo  ndo wanaoonyeshwa…Huyu maskini yeye ni back stage tu kuvalisha ndugu zake na kuokota okota vitu vya back stage,,,’

Hahhahaha…wala sitomtoa kasoro mtoto wa watu….Mbona karembo tu na keupeeeeee, maana kwa Linda weupe ndo uzuri…hahahaha

Linda fans wako tunakuomba tuanze kumuona na huyu kwenye stage plsssss……yani tumegoma sie mafans wa LB….Next show tusipomuona kwenye stage na yeye tunarusha makopooooo…..

Yani hata kale kadonyo kamalinda katakuja kumodel huyu bado ataachwa back stage kuokotoa  vyupi vya ndugu zake….NIMEUMIA SANA…LOL…

yani roho imeuma jamani kuon, mpaka nimelia…hahahahhaha …maana LINDA Nna wambea wenzio ndo wanavyojifanya eti kumuonea mwanangu huruma mpaka wanaumia hahhaha….sasa na huyu nataka leo niwaone mnaumia….

Pitieni profile yake mnaoijua kama mtaona picha ya huyu mtoto zaidi ya hii moja tena na hii kawekwa na Leyla sio hata peke yake,angalau Leyla apendezeshe picha, (if she can,lol)… Hao wengine mapicha yao yamejaa tele….

Watu bwana kazi kufatilia familia ya mange mbona zenu hamsemi…Huyu mtoto anabaguliwa mbona hamuongei mnaongea mtoto wa Mange tu???

Jamani tuache utani..hivi mnajua linda tunampoteza…hahahha

oneni anavyoenda kwenye page za mastaa wa bongo anaomba wamfollow eti waone aanvyonitukana…

uwiii, this is serious now jamani……sasa watu wanavyomshambulia akiandika hivyo…hahahahahhaha

Ona huyu mdau alivyomjibu…hahahahahhahahahahhaa…. mzee kwenda kujitukanisha page za watu what for???hahah

kapewa perfect answer aalfu sasa wadau wakanitag nikaone wanavyomkimbiza kama mwizi…hahaha

UWIIIIII ,Yani nnawashwaaaaa toka jana alafu sikunwiiiii, nataka nipew sababu ya kuchamba fudengeee…hahahha…Maana nna gazeti la page 10………

Alauf kuna picha malaya mzee aliweka kuwa yupo ofisini kwa mumewe eti kaenda mtembelea ofisini….stay tuned,mbona atatuonyesha hiyo ofisini ipo wapi kama sio ndani kwao????hahahhahahahahah…gazeti page 5…..Yule mama alienyonyoka nywele kama kuku aliechemwa na manyoya yake ni mamake nani tena? Eti Mange akajenge kaburi la nani? sijalijenga kwanz alishapotea sijui hata kama linapatikana…hahaha…Sasa yeye aliejengea kaburi la mamake kama kweli alikuwa anampenda mamake mbona akaanza kumtombea mamake mumewe aka babake? Embu chagua wewe mdau ni bora ambae hajajengea kaburi la mamake (kama anavyoota kwenye akili zake fupi) au ambae alikuwa anatiwa na babake…Na sio siri embu mwapisheni NARGIS Msaafu kama hii story ya uongo…hahahahhaha……..

JAMANI LEO NATAKA MPU APANDISHE MZUKAAAAAAAAA…MAANA NILISHAMWAMBIA STAKI UGOMVI NIMEACHA AKAJIFANYA CHIZI FRESH …..

Fanyeni kumfollow huyu dogo…Anajituma kweli…hhahhahah

Acha bedui apambane na vichaa wa huko huko insta kwake sasa…hahaha…Yani anapata double dose ya huko huko insta na ya kwenye blog…hahahhahaha

Ila sasa mkichamba msiwe mnam tag maana mtakuwa mnampelekewa folleweres maana anawatafuta kwa udi na uvumba sasa hvi…hahahaha

You can be sure atakuwa anacheki kila baada ya dakika 5……..

Alafu wewe mwenywe page nikupe siri, ukikosa cha kutundika  uwe una copy posti zake yeye mwenyewe maana kule kwake si watu hawaruhusiwi kujibu asivyotaka yeye, unazi copy then unawaachia wananchi watitirike,tena wewe waachie hata wanaomtetea (zile fake account zake za kujitetea mwenyewe, ie mrs arsene,lol)wacomment usiwablock ili panoge vizuri…hahahahha…. Ila comment ambayo ina mtag yeye ifute fastaaaa maana atafungua account za kuja kujitag hapo apate followers….Uwiii ana zunguka IG nzima profile za mastar anaomba wamfollow… hahahahhahahaha…..kizeee kimewehuka……

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LADIES WHO DO YOU CHOOSE???? TAJIRI MUTOTO AU MASKINI RICHARD BEZUIDENHOUT

JAMANI SISI HUMU HATUJUI MATUSI YA NGUONI… SISI TUNAGAWA NDIMU TUUUU…..

MATUSI YA NGUONI NENDENI KWA WALALA HOI A.K.A WAZARAMO……

HAPA NI UTAJIRI WA WATOTO WA KISHUA…….TUNAGAWA NDIMUUUUUUU TUUUUUUUUU NA HAZIIISHIII….

ALAFU NASEMA HIVI ILE TEMPORARY INSANITY YA JUZI IMENIRUDIA…..LINDA MKIMBIZI AKICHAMBA NDUGU YANGU MWINGINE YOYOTE YULE…NARUDIA YOYOTE YULE HATA KAMA NI NI MTOTO WA SHANGAZI ,NACHAMBA NARGIS MOHAMED AU NISEME NACHAMBA MUME WA NARGIS MOHAMMED…YANI ILE SUICIDE FEKI YA VIOLA ITAHAMIA KWA NARGIS…NARGIS WALA USIHANGAIKE KUTOA PICHA ZA MY HUBBY AU MTOTO WAKO…. NISHA COPY….SASA NASUBIRI LINDA ACHAMBE NDUGU YANGU YOYOTE YULE MWINGINE..HATA KAMA NI HUYU HUYU ANIL.LINDA KAMA WEWE KICHAA KWELI EMBU CHAMBA TENA ANYBODY RELATED TO ME UONE MOTO UTAKAO MWASHIA MDOGO WAKO NARGIS KWA MUMEWE, LABDA KAMA KESHAICHOKA NDOA MAANA MUME KAPUPU NAE ANACHOSHA…CHIEF KESHO MUME WA NARGIS ANACHUKUA OFF HAINGIII KAZINI KWA KICHAMBO CHA HUMU, MPAKA BABA YAKE NACHAMBAAAA YANI NATAKA NARGIS AKIRUDI  HUKO USWEKENI KWAKE AKUTE MUME YUPO HOI… NDO WAJUE UTAMU WA KUWA  NA NDUGU KICHAAA….EEH SASA HIVI SI TUNACHAMBA NDUGU….TWENDE KAZIIII…MIE NACHAMBA WAUME ZAOO TUUUUU MPAKA WAJUTE KUOA WAKE WA .COM

NA WEWE UKO INSTA HATA UMCHAMBE NDUGU YANGU GANI HAINA UZITO UNASOMA WEWE NA MAFAKE PROFILE WAWILI..MIE HAPA NI ALL TANZANIANS BEBE…UTAJITRAAAA.

Huyu ndo mweshimiwa Rick Ross  na matiti yake kabla ya gastric surgery na kuwa mwembamba….

Ladies, do you think Rick Ross ever ran out of bitches to shag???????

Jamani mwanaume bonge hivi? Hivi kweli wanawake walikuwa wanamlilia na kukimbizana???

Why do you think mademu walikuwa wanamtaka huyu????

SHIKAMOOO PESAAAAAAAAAA, MWANAUME HASIFIWI SHEPUUUUUUUUUUU

MWANAUME ANASIFIWA PESAAAAAAAAAAAAA,,,,,,,,,,,

Kwanza kabla sijaanza nataka mjue namweshimu sana huyu dogo…Kati yetu wote watoto wakimambi huyu ndo alikubali ku sacrifice education yake

ili asimamie business za mzee…Wengine tulikuwa waoga sana like tuache school then hizo business zife…Huyu dogo alikatiza masomo yako In Malaysia akiwa 1st yr ya Chuo na kurudi home …. Huyu mtoto nimempita more than 10 yrs ila naweza mwamkia kwa aliyoyafanya…..

Uwiii huyu ni dogo angu, Linda kamuweka huyu kwenye IG  anamsema na ubonge wake…hahahahhahahahaha….

uwiiiiiiiiiiii, kweli maji ya shingo yakifika unatapa tapa…Mie nilidhani utamuweka umseme hana kitu,kumbe unene…Hhahahahhaha

Embu soma kwanza caption yangu nilivyoweka insta?soma caption? ona nilivyomtania utasema sio mdogo wangu.hahahaha

Yani huyu yupo comfortable na huu ubonge mpaka ndo maana ndugu zake tunamtania tunavyotaka na hana habareee….Tena ukimasema anakuuliza embu nionyeshe demu ambae nikimtongoza atakaa alafu labda ndo ntafanya diet…hahahha..Huyu dogo anakwambia kitu pesaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa… ze comedy wanakwambia mwanaume hasifiwi shepu wala uhandsome mwanaume anasifiwa kuingia bank na kutoa pesa only……

Linda beuiiii embu tuma mtu aende mbezi beach pale Africana aulizie mtu anaitwa Anil Kimambi ,watakuuliza oooh unamuuliza tajiri mtoto, we tembea tu mtaa huu ukikutana na jumba la kifahari nje kumewekwa mawe flani hivi ndo hapo hapo….Yes mtaa mzima…..hahahahhahaha

Sasa wewe mwenzangu kwenu anapokaa babako saa hivi hata picha huwezi kuonyesha……hahahaha

Twende kazi….

Huyu dogo tulikuwa tunamwambia afanye gastric bypass kila siku hataki mpaka alivyomuona bonge mwenzie Rick Ross kafanya ndo amekubali….Im praying asije change his mind, kwa afya take tu…Ila mwenyewe mbishii ukimwambia ni kwa afya yake anakwambia embu tupime pressure zetu sasa hivi tuone nani pressure yake haiko sawa…hahahahha….Tena Bedui nakwambia now maana akija fanya gastric usije sema kafanya sababu yangu Linda nilimsema….No one cares what an almost 50 yr old stupid , ex drug dealing woman with 4 kids says online……Kwanza unaonekana kichaaa tu…Wazee wenzio wanafanya ya maana wewe mitusi tu ndo maana una miaka 50 huna hata kibanda umebakia kukaa kwenye cherehani…Eti designer, no designer anashona fala wewe…. Ushamuona Eve collection anashona? no they hire mafundi cherehani to bring their designs to life,  thats what you are fundi cherehani….hahahhahaha…

Embu soma reply yake to ile birthday post…. Yani anachekaaaa, huwa anachekaga tu ukimwambia Bonge…

Linda huyu dogo anakula kuku 5 kwa siku toka mtoto…hahahahahhaha… Sasa kwenu kuku ilikuwa mpaka ubebeshwe unga urudi home ndo ununue kuku….

Achana na watoto wa matajiri wewe…chakula sio tabu.kitu cha wali maharage kwa sanaaaaaa…..hahahahhaha…

Kaka zangu are way out of your league old bitch…

Wamesoma one of the most expensive schools in Africa…Google shule inaitwa Waterford Khamlaba, sio kwamba baba yao alivyokufa wakatolewa nooo

wamesoma hapo hadi wamemaliza….Naomba utafute watoto wa nani na nani wamesoma that school utashika kichwaaa…..

Wewe sio wenzio sisi im sure primary school ndo wale wa kuvushwa barabara na traffic uende shule, chief sisi ni watoto  wa kusema bye bye daddy @ the airport toka class 1,…… Im out of your league

Linda Bedui umeona mjengo huuuu….. tajiri mtoto ndo anapoishi…Hapa yupo yeye na yule bro wangu mwingine…Maza wamemwashia kwenye nyumba yetu ingine maana vijana wanataka kula bata …Uwii sasa hapa mawifi wanatakaga kutoana macho kila mtu anataka kumove in….hahahaha…

Linda ushawahi kuishi kwenye nyumba kama hii…Hapa ndo Mange kiMAMBI nilipokulia eeeeh, mutoto nimezaliwa kwenye bataaaaa….

Now kila mtu keshasepa,wamebaki watoto wa kiume tu hapo ndo wanamiliki mjengooooo…. Wewe kaka zako wa kiume wanamiliki hata kibanda cha chips???

Sema shikamoooo ANIL KIMAMBI…Linda dogo kasema angekuchukua wewe na mitoto yako yoooooote minne awahamishie hapa maana kuna more than 10 bedrooms na guest house nyuma, na servants quarters kabisa ila kasema he doesnt fuck old bitches…kasema anapenda cougars kama wewe ila sasa  kazoea K zenye viwango tuuu yako ishapush watoto 4 alafu tabu watoto 4 na baba kumi kidogo….lol… Kasema hapendi kudeal na baby daddy problems….

Yani angekuchukua serious ila hapendi drama huyu dogo, anasema kuchukua mwanamke mwenywe 4 baby daddies sasa hivi ataanza kupata heart attacks like Mali kwa ajili ya stress…hahahahahhaahah

Uwii mie na Kenzo wangu tukishangaa shangaaa….Linda huo mjengo hapo, wanakaa matajiri watoto wawili tuuuu.Maza kaona awaachie tu vidume wale ujana….

Hawana hata 30yrs… Huyo bonge ni mtoto wa miaka ya 90….. IMAGINE Mali wako almost 50 kia apartment hana… Si bora uolewe kwa mara ya 10 na huyu bonge tu ukale bata kwenye mansion….

Bonge hataki shida ,ukifika kwake unabonyeza kidude anakucheki kwanza kwenye security monitor kama una hadhi ya kuingia kwake ndo ufunguliwe….Mie na Kenzo tukichungulia tukiomba tufunguliwe….hahahhaha

Shikamoo PESAAAAAA…..Linda umemuona Notorius B.IG. Upstairs kwenye balcony anakuita….hahahhahahahhhahaa

Anasema kwa vile richard kawa homeless huko arusha atampa room moja akae ,tena free…

Linda although umemtukana mdogo wangu, ila nimemuomba sana amchukue RICHARD… It’s embarrasing big brother winner kuwa homelesss tena mererani

Zile hella alipeleka wapi yarabi toba au ndo stupid brain kama dada yake?????

Unaona watoto wa matajiri wanavyokula raha bila kutoa jasho??? roho inakuumaje kuona kuna watu ambao hawajateseka na maisha na wanakula bata huku wewe uliebeba unga bado mpaka leo unarent  hata kiwanja huna.??hahahhaha..uwiii inachoma sana

Linda huyu mtoto anasukuma Range roverrrrrrrrrr,, amesema na matusi yako yooote yeye huwa hachukui wanawake waliozaa kasema anaomba umpe  Leyla for a week tu , then Leyla aje kukuhadisia habari zake???hahahhahahaha…. Kasema anatuma na ticket money kabisa na visa ya kurudi US atamtenegenezea…hahahahha…. Anataka Leyla aje kukupa story je bonge anayaweza au hayawezi….hahahahhahahahhaha..Ila kasema mpime STD’s kwanza ….

Yani nimecheka leo jamani, maana nilivyoona ile posti ya Linda nkampigia fastaa kumcheki kwanza kabla sijaweka gazeti aniambie anataka kumwambia nini Linda… Akaniulza ana mtoto wa kike? nikamwambia anao utitiri wa watoto wa kike, toka lini malaya akazaa watoto wa kiume? lazma azae malaya wenzie waendeleze biashara. Akasema thats perfect , mie issue yangu moja tu,  siwezi mambo ya kubishana kwa maneno na matusi mie ni businessman nikianza kutukanana wafanyakazi wangu hawatoniheshimu. Mimi ni mtu wa vitendo mwambie kwa vile yeye keshazaa sana na mie sipendi K sizizo na viwango naomba anipe Leyla wake for 1 week only. Then Leyla ataenda kumwadisia mama yake kama nimebarikiwa au vipi???  Alafu mwanambie I have an empty mansion with 8 servants, any of her homeless family members can crush here wakati nawatafutia kazi kwenye biashara zangu…. UWIIII KIDOGO NIFEEEE KWA KUCHEKA….Huyu mtoto ni Noumerrrrr…….

Linda ni vile nimekosa picha za motel yetu ambayo one of the share holders ni huyu bonge nyanya….hahahhaha

Na wameleala saa hizi mpaka nipate picha story imedoda……

Linda huyu mtoto anatoa ajira na kufukuza watu kazi…. Mie nipo marekani sijui hata wana run vipi biashara….

Ila hawa watoot wana run business na kila mwezi share yangu wananniingizia kwenye account….Yani siwaulizi ila kila mwisho wa mwezi share yangu inaingia…Na sina haja ya kufanya nao mahesabu coz i trust them….

Alafu ulisema hawafanyi kitu? wamekaa tu. Embu piga hizo number  za simu hapo, reception wakipokea ulizia eti hapo nani ni bosi wenu kama hujaambiwa hapa bosi wetu anaitwa TAJIRI MUTOTO…..hahahhaha

Mie hapo wafanyakazi hata hawanijui ,,,ila huyu akiingia chief wanakimbizana,…Linda huyu bonge anamkiwa “shikamooo mzeee”  na watu wazee kushinda wewe…..

Sipendagi kuongelea finances za family yetu ndo maana wengi hawajuagi this side of me ila acha niongee maana malaya mzee kam disrespect le big boss sababu hakujua haya yote na waanyakazi wake wame mind wamesema nichambeeeeee….hahahhaha… Lindaaaaaaaa, hii motel yetu international investors wanaingia ubia na sisi soon wanavunja kila kituuuu hapo to the ground, panashushwa bonge la kituuuu as you know hii motel ipo kwenye main road,,,location ya balaaa na sas hivi foleni mbezi imepungua baada ya double road so sehemu ikapanda thamani…. Guess what kila mtu anashika mshiko wake wa maana, and still after 30 yrs investors wanasepa tunabaki na sehemu yetu sasa kina Keanu, Bhokhe na watoto watakao kuwa wamezaliwa na kaka zangu nao watajidai na mjengo wao….Hii wealth ya vizazi na vizazi…. Uwiii nnavyoongea sasa videmu visije jibebesha mimba za kaka zangu ntauaaaaaa…..Bado wadogo jamani,,,,,

SASA wewe kina Leyla wanakitu gani labda for the future??? chief mie ungeniacha tuuuuuuu, huniweziiii…..

Ukianza kuchamba ndugu zangu chief utachekesha maana kimambia hakuna kapupuuuuu, sasa wewe kwenu wewe ndo bill gates…hahahahhahahah

Lindaaaaaaaa, umeng’ang’ana baba yangu alikuwaga muuza unga mwenzio,hahahahha

our dad was a business man…sasa ile biashara yake ya kokoto ya wazo  huyu dogo ndo anaamka nayo na kulala nayo….

WATOTO  WANA MAEXAVETOR Hawa….Embu ulizia bei ya excavator? unaweza nunua nyumba….. ndo maana nawachekaga mkianza mange hana nyumba USA sijui nini…Mambo mazuri hayataki haraka ,tulieni,mbona mtaniamkia soon……

Just to give you a hint hawa wadogo zangu ni wana balaa gani, kwanza they roll with kids waliotoka kwenye familia kama yao only….Mdogo wangu ataniua for this but ngoja nikupe… Jaribu kutafuta Mercy Galabawa amezzaa na nani, alieza nae  ni besti wa huyu dogo…. Yes ndo maana nakwambia huyu dogo angeweza hata kubeba malaya mzee kama wewe ni hivyo tu hataki babydaddy drama na K zilizozeeka…Huyo best wao ni same age na hawa wadogo zangu na kabeba one of the hottest girls in town tena my age….Mercy mpaka kapotea mjini.Katulizwaaa….Vitoto vina balaa hivi…hahahah..Ulidhani rich gang ipo UG tu…hahaha…. Au muulize Mercy eti mdogo wake mange mambo yake vipi…Chief utaacha huyo mali utarudi bongo kuolewa na huyu dogo akuzalishe mtoto wa 5 fasta fasta…..

Unajifanya mzuri, sasa hujamuona demu wake,,uwiiii mutoto wa kiarabu ni balaaaaa,, mtoto jicho kama gololi….hahahaha…Penda my wifi…huyu mdogo wangu nae anapenda wanawake wa kiarabu mpaka basi…hahhahaha….Sasa sijui anawapendea rangi au ile lafudhi yao ya kipemba…hahahhaha

Chie usicheze na trust fund babies… Sie tunaweza tukalala ndani tusitoke hata nje na pesa zinaingia zenyewe….

Share za tbl zilivyotoka baba yetu kidogo akwangue account zake za offshore kutununulia shares za maana za TBL….

Kama una mtu wako TBL Embu ulizia watoto wa kimambi wale watatu wana shares ngapo each na huwa wanapokea cheque za kiasi gani pesa zikitoka?

Ndo maana nakwambia hiki kitoto kinakuweka unyumba Linda …Kiheshimuuuu……. Yani huwa mnanifurahishaga mkiwa mnasema muke ya muzngu kafulia sijui anamashauzi…Sijawahi fanya mashauzi ya maana sasa haya ndo mashauzi……

Jamani mie kufulia ni never ever…..Hata mzungu analijua hilo ndo maana hanipelekeshi anajua nikiamua hata kesho naweza rudi kwetu akinizingua na nikaishi good life…Nachoshukuru sie kwetu woote tuna akili sio watu wa kuuza uza vitu ili tuwe na pesa za kuonyeshea watu hatuna papara…

Dingi etu kafariki moe than 10 yrs ago 80% of the stuff bado zipo kama alivyoacha…..Hata mzungu sometimes akitaka kuni connvive niuze tui invest huku nakuwa mkali kama mbongo…hahahahhaha….Mie huku kwetu???? hahahahhahaha…

Chie baba yetu hakusoma ila alikuwa smart kuliko wenye PhD… Alitutengenezea life ndo maana hapa nna confidence za kuchamba malaya woote maana najua hata mkinifungulia mashataka hao lawyers wenu choka mbaya nawanunua….hahahahhahahah

Sasa ngoja nipigilie msumariiii….Basi mnakumbuka last month niliweka ile issue ya viwanja vyetu vya mbweni…

some people waliona ile posti na wanajuana na wadogo zangu…Basi wakawapigia kununua sehemu kidogo…Kuna part kubwa haijavamiwa so wakawauzia

Navyokwambia huyu dogo ananunua apartment in downtown houston baada ya kushauriwa na shemeji yake architect kuwa  houston ni investment nzuri coz apartments sio expensive and apartments zinarent out all the time… Shemeji yake ndo anasimamia process yote…….

Bedui huyu bonge yupo tanzania ila ana property marekani jinsi alivyo smart…alafu ulikuwa unasema wamekaa tu ? stop twisting my words i said wakipata shida navyowapenda ntatembea hata peku, but guess what? it will never happen….

Sasa Mali wako hana hata kiwanja marekani. si bora uende kwa huyu bonge akuchumishe mchicha tu mtu mzima…Chezea pesa wewe….

Linda siku hizi ubonge ni choice ya mtu, especially ukiwa na pesa,dogo akiamua kuwa mwembamba next week anaweza ila huo unene haujamzuia kupata anchokitaka, especially pussy…Yani ni kwamba kwa jinsi unavyopenda wanaume wenye pesa huyu mtoto anakuchumisha mchicha LINDA,Na akimaliza hapo ana beba na Leyla…Mtu unaenda kuuza K na mwanao kwenye mabar unategea nini….

Haya hapa tunae super star Richard wa big brother ambae ndo kaka wa Linda…

Kwanza kabisa linda mie nimeonyesha anapokaa tajiri mtoto aka kaka yangu

embu onyesha anapokaa huyu  kaka yako huko marerani…

Jamani huyu kaka kachokaaaaaaa, mkimuona mtaliaaaaaaaaa…

Embu ingineni kwa dougiemasta16 huko instagram maana ndo kachambua vizuri situation ya huyu richard huko Arusha…

The only time in his life alishikaga pesa za kigeni is when alishinda big brother…

Pesa zenyewe akaishia kupanga nyumba sijui na gari, the rest kuvuta mibangi..si mnawajua hawa marasta kwa bangi….

hahahahha, jamani mwanaume ukikosa pesa mbona ugeuzwe tu na wenzio…..

huyu richard anapoelekwa soon wanaume wenzie wanamgeuza…soooon..Maana naskia pesa ya kula tu ni shida eti dada mtu anasema hawadekezi ndo maana hawasaidii. sasa ngoja kakako aolewe awekwe ndani ili apewe msaada ndo utajua kudekeza au vipi…

Haya jamani Linda anasema yeye na ndugu zake ni mahustlers…hahahahhaa

We linda huyu Richard anajua hata ku hustle ni kitu gani????

Huyu si amelelewa na huyu RICKY for years and years…HUYU MZungu nae sijui kwao kadoda?..maana jamaa alimcheat huko and still kakaendelea kuchunwa…Alafu wazungu wakipata wanaume blacks wanadata eeeh?hahahahahha

Maana mwanamke wa kibongo asingeweza kulea huyu richard…

Linda huku ndo kuhustle???

Ehhh wewe dada mtu ume hustle nini? kubeba unga ndo kuhustle huko? Any stupid uneducated person can beba unga…..

Eti anasema hawategemei pesa za uridhi? hahahahhahaha sasa uridhi hata ungeutaka ungeupata wapi na nyie kwenu makapupu?? Kazi kujielezea ooh mie baba yangu mdutch sijuo nilikuwa naturalized kuwa mtanzania, ukashushuliwa na wanaojua act za immigation….Sasa mducht ndo nini wakati maskini wa kutupa hata angekuwa muingereza angedoda….Sie dingi etu mpare tuuuu mie nilikuwa naturalized from umakonde tu upare…hahaha

cheki mzee wa kipare mpaka leo watoot tunakula matuka haya wewe mdutch mbona kwenu makapupu….Kaaga kimya udutcth ndo nini without money????

tuache tuliozaliwa kwenye madolali tule madolali malaya wewe. za urithi za unini who cares as long as its LEGAL money????

Baba yetu alikuwa hustler, katuwekea mahela mpaka leo tunayala, matusi yooote uliyomtukana baba yangu ni ukichaa wako tu…. Na hata kama ingekuwa kweli huoni ni bora baba kufirwa kuliko baba anaefira mtoto wake mwenyewe??? LINDA Huyu huyu richard huwa anahadisia watu scandal yako ya kutembea na baba yenu after your mom died…Ndio wewe si mtamu na mzuri.mtamu mpaka baba yako ukaona umwonjeshe utamu wako…hahahah.mATUSI unayomtukana babangu tena ya uwongo still huoni babako ni worse? kualala  na mtoto wako mwenywe….na hiyo story hata huyo ndugu yako Nargis anaijua na aliulizwaga the first time nilipoandika hapa na aka confirm,..Nani asieijui hii story Linda????

UWIIII UPDATE

Eti kumbe richard na mkewe huwa wanafanyana na haya mambwa yao…Jamani familia hii uwiii..

Eti huyo mzungu ndo balaa kwa kufanya na hao mbwa..Wa kike ndo Richard anawafanya…According to comments za wadau jamani mie pia sikuwa na huu ubuyu…

Wwewe una laaana ya kufanywa na babako, na haiwezi kutoka mpaka ufanye novina…Ulikuwa unauza unga ulee familia huku baba lako li dutch lilikuwa wapi? mpakaleo yupo hai. what a useless dad… ndo maana unanionea wivu baba yngu ametupa good life huku wewe the only thing baba yako  alikuba ni ubooo….

utukome tuliozaliwa kwenye pesa? nani asietaka pesa za uridhi?hahahahah……

Haya jamani ladies naombeni mchague mwanaume hapo…… MNAMTAKA BONGE A.K.A ANIL KIMAMBI AKA TAJIRI MTOTO AU MNAMTAKA HUYO MWENYWE SHEPU NZURIIIIIIIII RICHARD?????? HAHAHAHHA CHOOSE PLEASE….

Uwiii ladies semeni mnataka kwenda kulea huyo mariooo wa ukoo wa benzeututu au mnataka kwenda ishi kwenye mansion tena kama hutaki kushare na kaka mkubwa kuna nyingi zingine tumepangisha you can move there….. Kila mtu ana nyumba yake na mpangaji wake…

Chagueni jamani mnataka kwenda olewa na huyo richard au mtaka kwenda kusimamia motel ya mumeo Bonge aka tajiri mtoto…CHAGUENI Mnataka kwenda mbweni kuvunjia watu nyumba mporomoshe majumba yenu au mnataka kwenda mererani kuhustle na kaka wa Linda maana he is skinny…hahahahahhahahahaha

Je mnataka kuwa na apartment yenu na mumeo marekani mna collent rent tu mnakula bata au mnamtaka kaka wa Linda mkavute bangi…hahahhahahahaha

Uwiii leo bedui atapandisha mashetani hahahahha….Mie simo jamani…

LINDA Hii posti si kitu inayokuja  NDO utaomba poooooooooo….

Linda unanijuaga ila this time unajifanya umewehuka…Sasa ntakutulizaaaaaaaaaaaa…

Na badooooooo

Kabla sijasahau wewe unaonekana ni mtaalamu wa  uume mdogo ila sasa mbona uliolewaga na muhindi…Hivi kuna wanaume uume mdoog kama wahindi?

Mbona ulihangaika na hiko kimbilimbi cha muhindi, ukapiga nacho sarakasi na style mpaka kikakuzalisha??????

Uwii posti ijayo naona utavua nguo kwa hasira…hahahahahahhahahahahhaha

ALAFU sasa unashindana na mimi my hapa wanasoma millions wewe kwako followers elfu 3 hawafiki…utajutwaaa malaa usiekubali kuzeeka wewe

Jamani Linda kampata Mama Mange…hahahaha…

Yani hata huyu angekuwa ndo my mom ningempendajeeee, kwani huyu anashida gani jamani mbona ni binadamu?

Kwanza my mom is exactly my complexion… Na siku nikijiskia kumrusha yeye na my dad nitawarushaaaaa… UWII Tena nna picha yao moja

wako kwenye volkswagen yao wenyewe…mnakumbuka zile volkawagen kama kobe hivi…hahahhahaha

Jamani picha ya mamangu mbona ukiomba hata ndugu zangu watakutumia tu., tena fastaaa..Toto la kimakonde alikuwa mukali , Le umemez  ndo maana aliolewaga na le super mogul, le super bilionea , my super dad  le Jumanne Kimambi….Hahahhahaha……

Jamani huyu malaya mzee ana kichaa gani…Embu ona anavyomtusi Wema Sepetu jamani…..

Unaona wema alileta uchuro kwenu kama jinsi familia ya Mali inavyoona unaleta uchuro kwao…..

Kweli malipo duniani..Mbona wewe umeolewa familia inayokuona ni uchuro…Dada za mali wako hapo atlanta embu kapige nao picha basi mawifi?hahahaha .wanavyokuogopa kama ukoma..

PS: Who can’t produce fake docs…Online tena unalipia express unaletewaa…Hiyo high school dimploma ni brand new na makaratasi juu..so funyy…..hahahahhahahaha….Amegraduate 3 yrs ago diploma bado ina makaratasi…Chief hizo docs utajutraaaaaaa kuzitoa…..Siongea sana…bora ungepiga kimyaaa….

UPDATE:

Uwii kumbe ana kakake anaitwa LOIS ambae eti ndo live live mchumba….. Uwiii kumbe ndo maana kutwa anang;ang’aniza baba za wenzie wako kama kaka yake…HAHAHHAHAH…Anataka tumu accept Lois…Uwiii jamani endeleeni kuleta mastory…Analeta mambo ya makaka hapa na huku mie kaka zangu ni ma Don ni vile tu sikutaka kuwatangaza coz wenyewe hawapendi lime light kama sista yao huku yeye kaka zake ni masela…uwiiiiii …Linda bora ungeacha ugomvi kwenye documents hapa kwenye ukoo huniweziiiiii mie ni big name, sasa wewe ndugu zako ni maskini wa kutupa…..

Richard im sorry chief, I know we are cool na ulikuja kwenye send off yangu maskini ila ndo hivyo tena ajali kazini…..Mlaumu sistako…ungejua ungemkatia ule mkwanja wa big brother labda angekuwa na vijihela asingekuwa na hasira za kutukana watu 10yrs her junior….

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