DIAMOND AZOMEWA FIESTA NA MASHABIKI WA ALI KIBA

DUH NI B ALAAAAAAA,

Unaambiwa Diamond alizomewa Fiesta hadi ikabidi akatishe show ashuke stejini….

The only time hawakumzomea ni alivyokuwa anaimba na Davido nahisi walimwonea aibu Davido..hahaha…

Eti wanamzoea huku wanaimba KIBA,KIBA KIBA….

Ali Kiba alivyopanda kwa steji wakamshangiliajeeeeeeeee

Duh wabongo noma aiseeee……Jamani huyu kijana amestruggle sana mpaka amefika hapa kwanini mnamuharibia career yake lakini? sio fair kabisa yani.

Kiba aliamua mwenywe kupumzika mziki, sasa karudi. Sio haki kwamba kurudi kwake ni atumie kumrudisha Diamond nyuma. Mie naona kama Kiba apewe support na Diamond apewe support ila sio haki kabisa kumwaribia Diamond.  Kwani kamkosea nini Kiba lakini? Beef la mwaka 47 nyie mnalikuza leo.

Kwani lazma kuwe na one bongo flava king only? kwani hawawezi kuwa wawili, au watatu au wanne? Wasapotini wote jamani.

Acheni hizo bwana sio poa kabisa……

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U-TURN’S 37 DAY WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE – DAY 7

Hii ndo ilikuwa weight yangu on day 1… 67.5KG

Hii ndo weight yangu leo, Jumatatu……….So proud of myself aiseeee…

4.1kgs off in 1 week……. Week ya kwanza huwa unapunguza weight nyingi kushinda wiki za mbeleni.

Uwiii I hope next monday nikipima ntakuwa na 60kgs. 

Haya jamani tukaze butiiiii….

Cheating yangu kubwaaaa ni mazoezi.hhahahhaa

Aisee last 2 days sijaenda gym. hahahhahaa…. Ila leo naenda……

Kwenye msosi kwa kweli sicheat, nikicheat sana sana labda nimekata kipande cha biskuti ya Kenzo, ila sio kuharibu mlo…..

Samaki, prawns wote washanikinahi, so now nakula robo kuku mchana na usiku na mayai  mawili ya kuchemsha asubuhi kama kawa.

Kuhusu maji nakunywa hizi chupa 3 kwa siku….. ni kama lita 3 hivi. Natembea na hii chupa kila sehemu.

Nakuwa nakunywa kwa kusip ili nisikereke ,wengine kunywa maji ni shidaaaaa….lol…

Aise wengi hawajui ila sometimes njaa inaletwa na kiu, unadhani una njaa kumbe ni kiu. Ndo maana binadamu anaweza survive more than 30 days on water only bila hata chakula. Yani utajiskia uko vizuri sana kwenye hii diet kama ukizingatia kunywa maji vizuri…… kunywa hata lita 5 kama unaweza. ila make sure unakunywa more than 2 litres per day.

Uwiiiii jamani naombeni kujua na nyie mmepunguaje.Naomba nitumieni picha zenu za kwenye scale, tuone before and after weight….

YOYOTE ALIEPUNGUA LESS THAN 3.5KGS WIKI HII AMECHEAT KWENYE DIET.

KWANZA WANENE WANATAKIWA WAWE WAME LOOSE KILO ZAIDI YA 5 WIKI HII….

KAMA UNAKILO 70 KWENDA MBELE NA HUJAPUNGUA ZAIDI YA 5KGS UMECHEAT NA WEWE UNAJUA UMEACHEAT.

WATU WEMBAMBA KAMA UMEPUNGUA LESS THAN 3KGS UMECHEAT KWENYE DIET. PLEASE NAOMBA TUWE HONEST WATU WOOOOTE 

PLEASE, NAOMBA UWEKE KILO ULIZOPUNGUA NA PIA USEME KAMA UMECHEAT AU KAMA ULIFATILIZA DIET 100%. HATA KAMA ULICHEAT BY 10% INA EFFECTS ZAKE SO NAOMBENI MSEME…. NTAANZA NA MIMI MWENYEWE

MIMI NILICHEAT SIKU YA KWANZA KABISA TULIVYOANZA DIET NILIVYOTOKA GYM TU NILIKUWA BAKULI LA UBWABWA NA MCHUZI SIKUWEZA HATA KUANDIKA HUMU MAANA MIMI KIRANJA NINGESEMA NIMEKULA UBWABWA SI WOTE MNGEKOSA MOTIVATION. FROM THAT DAY SIJACHEAT HATA KIDOGO.

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MCHEKI DIAMOND AKIFLOW KWA KIZUNGU ON SPORAH SHOW……

Aisee nimempigia makofi…..English kajitahidi jamani, mambo ya accent,grammar tumwachie baba na mama.

Kwa mtoto wa Tandale, sidhani hata kama aliweza maliza sekondari na english hii aiseee pongezi……. Bwana TZ kuna watu wana ma PhD ila English Kama hii ya Dai hawaongei.

 

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U-TURN’S 37 DAY WEIGHT LOSS CHALLENGE – DAY 5

UWIIIII MY BODY WANTS SUGARRRRRRRR.

yANI NAHITAJI MANGO JUICE YA BARIDIIII TAMUUUUUUU, AU MILKSHAKE YA VANILLA…HAHAHHAHA

Leo samaki kanishinda kwa kweli… Nikachemsha prawns fasta nikala…

So this is what I had for dinner….

Jana niliumwaje njaaaaa kidogo nidondoke ila nkajikaza…..

Challenge yangu bado ni cerelac ya Keanu asubuhi….. hahahahhahaahha

Yani cerelac za bongo zinanukiaje vizuri jamani. Ila najikaza sionji hata kijiko kimoja…

haya jamani day 5 hiyo imekwishaaaaaa…… uwiii soon 1 week….. cant wait kujipima weight on Monday….

Remember tunapima weight on Mondays only…..

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USHAURI KWA SITTI MTEMVU KUTOKA KWA MANGE KIMAMBI….LOL…

Unajua mie naonaga kama vile watu huwa hawaoni fursa… Au huwa hawajui kutumia fursa….

One of the reasons watu huwa wanashiriki Umiss ni sababu wanataka kuwa famous right?

Aiseee huyu Sitti Mtemvu kwa dakika hii has the biggest chance ya kuwa one of the biggest celebs in TZ….

Yani if she plays her cards right ,she can be the Vanessa Williams of TZ…..LOL…

Sidhani kama kuna Miss America aliyepata fame zaidi ya Vanessa Williams na yeye pekee ndo alievuliwa taji la Miss America baada ya picha zake za uchi kuchapishwa na media……..

 Alafu nishaona huyu Sitti ana nyota kali, sijui kasafishwa nyota na Sheikh Yahya???hahahah.

Ni demu mwenywe bahati also ni mtu ambae lazma awe kwenye midomo ya watu, miaka yote watu huwa wanamkataa mshindi ila mwaka huu ni kiboko.

It means ana kitu huyu dada yani kuna watu wengine ,watu wazima na akili zao nawashangaa huko instagram wananvyomsema huyu dada.

Sitti kama unanisoma ni hivi, this is your chance to be the celeb you want to be, yani utaweka historia nchini. hata kama sio historia nzuri ila ni historia….

MISS TANZANIA PEKEEEE, EVER KUVULIWA TAJI. CHIEF HATA WATOTO VIJIJINI WATAKUJUA WHO THE HELL YOU ARE…..

Yani ni kwmaba wewe kuwa MISS TANZANIA WALA HUTOPATA CHA MAANA  I TELL YOU, I THINK THE OTHER ROUTE UTAPATA ZAIDI, YANU UTAPATA HIYO FAME UNAYOUTAKA 10 TIMES OVER.

SI UNAMUONA VANESSA WILLIAMS UNADHANI KILICHOMFANYA AKAWA BIG OVER NIGHT NI NINI? NI ILE KUWA 1ST BLACK MISS AMERICA AMBAYO IT WAS BIG THEN, ILA THE BIGGER THING WAS YEYE KUVULIWA TAJI, BAADA YA PALE HER  CAREER JUST TOOK OFF. BECAUSE KILA MTU COULDNT GET ENOUGH OF HER….

SASA THAT CAN BE YOU AND YES UTAKUWA UMEPATA FAME KI DRAMA DRAMA ILA YOU TAKE THE NEGATIVE AND TURN IT INTO A POSITIVE…..

IF IT IS TRUE KUWA YOU CHEATED NA WEWE UNAJIJUA UMECHEAT THEN DO THE FOLLOWING,

IMAGINE YOU DO A HUGEEEEEEEEE PRESS CONFERENCE, TENA UNATAFUTA MAKAMPUNI MAKUBWA YA KUKU SPONSOR MAANA HIYO COVERAGE YA HIYO PRESS CONFERENCE ITAKUWA BALAAAA….  KWANZ AUTAKUWA BIG STAR OVER NIGHT,,,,

UKIMALIZA HIYO CONFERENCE DONT DISAPPEAR MY DEAR, KEEP DOING WHAT YOU WANTED TO DO AS MISS TZ. TENA BABAKO ANA FOUNDATION HIYO KABISA. FANYA HUMANITARIAN STUFF KUPITIA FOUNDATION YA BABAKO, MAKE SURE IT’S ALL DOCUMENTED KWENYE MAGAZETI ,ETC, STAY RELEVANT.

MAGAZETI,MATV,MAREDIO YATAKUTAFUTA FOR INTERVIEWS ETC. DONT DO FREE INTERVIEWS AND DONT DO A MILLION INTERVIEWS WATU WATAKUCHOKA IN 2 DAYS, DO ONE BIG INTERVIEW NA CHOMBO KIMOJA TUUU CHA HABARI, WHICH MEANS THEY HAVE TO PAY YOU BIG MONEY COZ YOU ARE NOT GIVING THAT INTERVIEW TO ANYBODY ELSE BUT THEM….

TRUST ME WATAKUPIGANIA….LOL…YOU ARE HOTTEST NEWS RIGHT NOW EVERYONE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY.

ARE YOU TALENTED? CAN YOU SING? IF YES, TOA SINGLE, KUBABAKE HATA KAMA NYIMBO MBAYA ITA HIT… NI KAMA DIAMOND NOW HATA  AKIIMBA MCHIRIKU WATU WA USA TUNAKATIKA…ILE NYIMBO YA DIAMOND ANGEIMBA SOME UNKNOWN HUKO UNADHANI MTU ANGEJALI? YANI THIS IS YOUR TIME…,,, DONT GO INTO BONGO MOVIE, THERES NO MONEY, USHUZI MTUPU. ILA BONGO FLAVA INALIPA…..

MAKE MONEEEEEEEEYYYYY, START A BUSINESS, WHATEVER YOU ARE GOOD AT. GUESS WHAT HIYO BIASHARA YAKO ITAPEWA FREE PROMO COUNTRY WIDE MAANA KILA MTU ATATAKA KUJUA YULE MISS TZ ALIEVULIWA TAJI ANAFANYA KITU GANI.

STAY ON SOCIAL MEDIA,ESPECUALLY INSTAGRAM, NIMEONA UMEFUNGA PAGE YAKO,PLEASE IFUNGUE NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

AND CHANGE YOUR INSTAGRAM NAME TO SITIMTEMVU SO PEOPLE CAN EASILY FIND YOU. SITTI YA DOUBLE T ISHABEBWA NA MTU PRETENDING TO BE YOU AU SIJUI NI WEWE MWENYWE, SASA MIE NILICHOFANYA NIMEFUNGUA ACCOUNT INAITWA

SITIMTEMVU MAANA NILIJUA NINGEANDIKA HAPA KABLA HIYO ACCOUNT HAIJAFUNGULIWA LAZMA CHORI CHORI  CHUPKE CHUPKE MMOJA ANGEENDA KUIFUNGUA. WHEN YOU READY TO TAKE OWNERSHIP OF THE ACCOUNT EMAIL ME NTAKUPA PASSWORD FASTA….

THAT WAY ALL TANZANIANS CAN SEARCH YOU AND FOLLOW YOU FASTA…

DONT UPDATE YOUR INSTAGRAM PAGE FOR NOW, KEEP US GUESSING, KEEP US WONDERING WHAT YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY IS,KAA KIMYA MPAKA PALE UTAKAPOKUWA TAYARI FOR THE BONGO TAKE OVER….HAHAHAHHA

WATANZANIA WOOOOTE WATAKUFOLLOW NOW, IN A FEW WEEKS UTAKUWA NA HUNDREDS OF FOLLOWERS, WEWE NDO BIG NEWS KWA SASA HATA DIAMOND NA WEMA SEPETU UMEWAFUNIKA KWA WIKI HII…..HAHAHAHA

YES YOU NEED THOSE FOLLOWERS TO SUPPORT YOUR BUSINESS OR YOUR WORK….

THE BEST PART IS YOUR ARE FREAKING EDUCATED, YOUR OPTIONS ARE ENDLESS. HATA NA HIYO DRAMA TRUST ME KAMPUNI KIBAO ZITAKU HIRE AS A PR MANAGER KAMA UKIONA BIASHARA HAZIENDI…..ILA NAKUSHAURI DO YOUR OWN THING KUAJIRIWA SIO ISSUE KABISA YANI IWE NI LAST OPTION KWA KWELI UNLESS KAMA UTAPEWA PESA YA BALAAAA….

TANZANIANS NI WATU WA KUSAMEHE, ISSUE A PUBLIC APOLOGY ,OMBA MSAMAHA,WATAKUSAMEHE NA KUKUPENDA. TRUST ME…

WOTE NI BINADAMU NA TUNAKOSEA,WHO ARE WE MPAKA TUSIKUSAMEHE???

UWIIII NINGEKUWA NAISHI BONGO NINGEKUOMBA NIWE MANAGER WAKO,MAMII TUNGE TAJIRIKA KABLA MWAKA HAUJAISHA….

HAHHAHHAHAHA……

YANI WALA USIJIPE PRESHA NA HAYA MADONGO TUNAYOKUPA SASA HIVI, BE STRONG, KEEP YOUR HEAD HIGH.

YANI WEWE DEMU UNGEJUA CHANCE ULIYONAYO SASA HIVI USINGEJUTIA HATA KUCHEAT AGE…HAHAHAHAHA….

VUA TAJI WITH GRACE AND STYLE….. ALAFU TAKE OVER THEIR DAMN COUNTRY…….

ANYWAYS HAYA NI MAONO YANGU  TU MIE OPPORTUNIST…HAHAHAHHAHA……

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