JE WANAUME WOTE WA KIHAYA WANAUJUZI HUU?

Habari zenu Mange na wadau wa U-TURN. Naanza kwa kuomba msamaha kwa wote watakaokwazika .

Sio makosa yangu sana sana niwalaumu wasomaji wa blog hii kwa kunionyesha mambo haya. Wiki iliyopita kulikuwa na mada ya Ezdeni. Kwenye kipengele cha maoni kuna wadau wakaweka link ya video ya Ezdeni akiwa anavaa boxer yangu,

nikabonyeza link kuingia huko nikakutana na mavideo mengine mengi mno. zilizoniharibu  akili ni video za katerero. Yani nimechanganyikiwa kabisa, mwenzenu nimejiona kama nakosa raha kubwa sana hapa duniani. Sijaolewa ila ninae boyfriend. Nikajaribu kumgusia kuhusu katerero ,akanifanyia ila sikusikia chochote kile. Nae ni mgeni kwenye haya mambo ya katerero mimi ndo mwanamke wa kwanza kumfanyia kwa hiyo hajui kabisa .Maana nimefananisha maujuzi za huyo kaka kwenye video na za BF wangu naona kama anakosea , anashika uume wake chini zaidi na hafanyi haraka haraka kama huyo wa kwenye video.

Naomba kuuliza kama kuna anaejua jinsi naweza kumfundisha akajua au labda kuna wanaume wachache tu wanaojua hii katerero?JE ni kweli ni wahaya tu ndo wanaujua huu mchezo? Niko tayari kuwa na kaka wa kihaya hata muda mchache tu angalau na mie nionje haya mautamu. Boyfriend wangu sio muoaji , ananipotezea muda tu kwahiyo nataka nitafute kaka wa kihaya. Je najuaje kama anaweza hii katerero kabla sijapoteza muda wangu kwake? Je wasomaji wa humu mmeshajaribisha hii?

Hata shamba boy mie sawa tu ili mradi nione raha wanaopata wanawake wenzangu. Hamu ikiniisha nitaendelea kutoka na wakaka wasomi.

Video hizi mbili ndo zilizonichanganya akili kabisa. 

YA KWANZA

YA PILI

YA TATU

MMMMH, Embu nishaurini kwenye comments nitoe hizi link au?? Maana mmmh

Kwa kuomba ushauri wasiliana nasi tuma email kwenda uturn.tanzania@gmail.com

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MENGI NA KLYN GOT MARRIED IN MAURITIUS……..

Bridal shower ilifanyika wiki iliyipita nyumbani kwa Klyn na Mengi…

Mambo ya high tea….

Mambo ya kwa queen hayooo

Mashosti ndo kama hivyo walinogesha shughuli haswaaa….

Kina Nancy, Faraja Kotta, Nasreen na wengineo..

Alafu wachacheeeee, hata 10 hawakufika,,,,KLYN naona kaamua hataki vigurupu vya mujini…..

Bi harusi kwenye bridal shower….. Lazma gauni ni ya designer flani mkaliiiiii….

Haya wageni waalikwa walifika Mauritius a few days ago wakiwa na parterns wao

au tusema wakiwa na wapenzi wao tayari kwa harusi….

Nancy Sumari akiwa na baba watoto wake Luca…

Nasreen ..

Faraja Kotta nae yuko harusini…

Bi harusi na familia naona alifika kabla ya wengineo…

Klyn nae ana mbwembwe….hahahhahaha…Angalia rangi ya kucha sio pete….lol…

Picha za harusi kabisa naona hazijaonyesha,ila anytime from now mjiandae kumuona klyn sio na pete ta engagement peke yake ila na ya ndoa pia…

Staki comment za kizushi jamani…… NISIJE SHINDWA RUDI NYUMBANI MIE…

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KEANU’S 1ST BIRTHDAY BRUNCH……….

Awwwwwwww, my baby…….

Leo tulienda four seasons hotel in Beverly Hills for brunch kwa ajili ya kusherehekea birthday ya Keanu kama familia….

On his actual birthday nilimpeleka studio kufanya photoshoot na cake yake kama Aunty yake Chagga….hahahahahhaha

Uwiiii, hahahah…Nilimpeleka kufanya cake smash shoot… Pande hizi mtoto akiwa anaingiza mwaka mmoja huwa wanafanyiwa cake smash shoot

yani ni photoshoot ambayo mtoto anapewa nafasi ya kucheza na cake yake ya birthday kwa raha zake ajichafue anavyotaka….

Kuna vinguo cute unanunua unamvalisha kama hutaki kuspend kununua vinguo hata na diaper yake tu poa…

Nitaweka hizo picha za cake smash kesho… Nzurije sasa…..

Uwiiii vinguo vya style ya kizamani vilimpendezajeeee…

Yani leo nilikuwa naulizwa wapi nimeinunua wapi hii outfit….

Yani kalitokea cute mpaka mamake tu nilikuwa nataka mlamba lamba…hahha

Keanu

hahahahhhaha,,, Kaone kanachungulia…

Cutie.

Yani outfit cute nyuma na mbele pia…

Akapata na mshkaji wa kucheza nae….

These cute shoes nilipata H&M

Baby on the move…

Kameanza kutembea kama mwezi hivi sasa…..

Kaone, hakashikiki sasa hivi,……lol….

Mommy on heels…

Mtu na dadake….

Uwii kaoneni ka KEANU kanavyojua kupose eti…hahahahahha……

Mwanangu BHOKE leo alikuwa anataka kutoa za Kenzo za last time, mara hataki kupiga picha eti nywele zake mbaya sijui nini kibaya….

Nimemwambia kama anataka kupendeze abehave huko shule…. Ila kama naanza kumwonea huruma hizo nywele…hahahahahhahaha

Kuna mdau ali suggest nimpe adhabu ya kumnyima vile headband zake,,, Nimezichukua zooooooote….. lol…

MY FAMILY… love them…

Daddy nae mgomvi, lol….

ME AND MY PEOPLE…

Awww, Keanu baby…

Kenzo na mommy ake na daddy ake…

UWIII, I love my bag, hubby kaniletea siku ya birthday ya KEANU

akasema na mie nadeseeve zawadi maana nahangaika nako mwenyewe, how sweet of him jamani….

It’s a Rebecca Minkoff bag…. Mie mwenyewe nisijishaue wala  nilikuwa simjui huyo designer, nilivyocheki bei nikamwambia chief si ungenipa hiyo cash niongezee kidogo ninunue LV  ingine hii nimpe KOKU…..Hhahahahahahahahhahaha…..

Cake by Regal cakes LOS ANGELES…..

Mommy is sooo creative eti eeeh…

Nikatengeza cake kubwa na vi cup cake vyenye majina yetu…

Uwiii walidata navyo,alafu sikuwaambia so cake imeletwa wanashangaa majina yao yapo kwenye cup cake…

CHEZEA MOMMY….LOL..

How cute is this??? awwww

Awwww, me and the boyz…..

Basi hapa ndo tulikuwa tunasema ,on your marks, get set,  gooooooooooo

yani lilikuwa ni shandano la nani atabugia cup cake yake fastaaaaaa….hahhahaha

Mshindi ndo huyo kama mnavyomuona domo lake lilivyojaaa….hahahhahahahaha

Na mwenye shughuli alikishwa cupcake…

awwwww,,,, cutie…

Baba Kenzo jamani embu nistiri mwenzio nipige hata busu basi tuonekane tuna chemistry jamani…kha!!

waangalia camera tu…mfyuuuuuuu….Mwenzio nachekwa jamani, niguse hata bega jamani tuonekane tuna chemistry….

Kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi……

Mutu na dadake ambae alikuwa hataki picha picha…..eti nikipiga picha anageuka upande mwingine…..HAHAHAHAHA……

Jamani mtoto anapenda kupendeza huyu, yani ukitaka mmaliza raha zooote mnyime mambo ya saloon au kupendeza…. anarudi kwenye mstari haraka sana……Akinifurahisha wiki hii maybe Easter ntamuonea huruma…..

Ndo hivyo naambia nimpige picha za nusu…hahahahhahaha

balaaaaa…..Hi Keanu…..

Leo hatukutaka Kero na kaka KENZO tulimnunulia bow tie mapemaaaaaaaa…….hahahhaha

My son,,,

KENZOKI BABYYYYYYY….

These stylish shoes nilizipatia O’Kosh not sure about the spellings.

Toto tundu

Mzee wa mapozi…jamani nitulie nimrudishe kwenye modelling…

Maana nimekuwaje busy na mambo yangu sijampeleka auditions miezi sasa….

Baba na wanae…

Awwww…

Watu na baba zao…

Kenzo et mommy……

LA FAMILIA

Jamani Kenzo sijui huwa ana nini na chupi ya Marilyn Monroe.Yaki akifikaga hapo

huwa ni lazma ahangaike kumchungulia chupi……hahahahahha…….

As we were leaving  the four seasons guess who was walk coming in???? CHRIS ROCK and his family….

Uwiii nilidata maana I love him mpaka naumwaaaa…Uwiiii jamani I think I know most of his lines by heart…hahahah.

Kwenye maisha yangu  nobody has made laugh more this dude right here, yani hata Kevin Hart tupa kuleeeeee……..

mm

OMg, doesnt matter how many times I watch huwa nacheka mpaka naumwa mbavu….

Angalai kuanzika dakika ya 3:30 Uwiii how true is that shit…..

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

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SHIKAMOO VANESSA MDEE -NOBODY BUT ME FT.K.O -

JAJAJJAAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJA, VANESSA KILLED IT,UWIIIIIIIIII, HIZI NDO SWAGA ZA VANESSA

NIMEDATA UWIIIIIIIIIIIIIII……. UWIIII, NOW THIS IS THE VANESSA WE WANT TO SEE OOOOH….

BALLAAAAAAAAAAA YANI……YANI NIMEPENDA VIDEO,SWAGGA ZAKE KILA KITU…..

VANESSA KAA HAPA HAPA KIPENZI, HAPA NDO KWAKO MICHIRIKU ACHANA NAYO… HAKUNA CHA MARKET YA TANZANIA ETI WANAPENDA MICHIRIKU WALA NINI, MBONA WASANII WA NJE WAKIJA BONGO PANAKUWA HAPATOSHI?

ILA SWALA LA UANDISHI  BADO LINASUMBUA KIDOGO… ONGEZA BIDIIIIIIII KWENYE WRITTING, HATA MPE MTU KAZI AKUANDIKIE NYIMBO …. HII NYIMBO ILIKUWA NA POTENTIAL YA KUSHIKA NUMBER 1 AFRICA NZIMA KAMA KIWANGO CHA UANDISHI KINGEONGEZEKA

ILA BIG UP SANAAAAAAAA VANESSA. YOU DID ITTTTTTT…………….

THIS IS YOU, DONT TRY TO BE SOMEONE ELSE PLEASE. MTOTO  UMEKULIA NEW YORK MICHIRIKU WAPI NA WAPI ? USIJI FORCE

WEWE NI RIHANNA WA BONGO ATI??? HAHAHA

UNAELEKEA PANAPOTAKIWA SASA VANESSSA. YANI UKIFANYIA KAZI UANDISHI WA NYIMBO BABAKE UTAUAAAAAAAAA AFRICA NZIMA MAANA UNA SWAGA ZA HATARI MTOTO……

FREAKING  HELL THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO YA KIBONGO KWA MWAKA 2015………..

UZURI WA WIMBO – 6/10

MWELEKEO WA CAREER YAKO NA NYIMBO – 10/10

SWAGA ZAKO/ 10/10

POTENTIAL YA KUFANYA VIZURI ZAIDI HUKO MBELENI – 10/10

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DIAMOND FT. KHADIJA KOPA – NASEMA NAWE

Omg, I love Khadija Kopa…….. TOP IN TOWN kweli huyu……

Nimeona tayari kuna mtu amelalamika ndugu yake ni mmoja wa hao wakata viuno hapo ila kalipwa dira na elfu 50….

Jamani, hivi wakata viuno wote hao hapo Diamond angewapa shingi ngapi kila mmoja…Kibongo bongo mie naona poa tu maana kwa hao wakata viuno tu lazma 1m imemtoka….

I think the song is beautiful. Mwenyewe nimetamani kukata miuno ya kimakonde…… Si mnajua mie half cast wa kipare na kimakonde…..LOL…

Najiskia vibaya kuwa negative tena ila ukweli inabidi usemwe ili mtu aweze fika mbali zaidi…

Diamond needs to stick to a particular type of music jamani. Kama anaimba R&B / bongo flava astick nayo. Maana now anatapa tapa na anapoteza mwelekeo wooooote wa mziki wake. Aimbe bongo flava mara mchiriku,mara taarabu, haeleweki, au ndo mwaka huu anataka apewe tuzo zoooote za kili music awards mpaka za taarab apewe yeye? NOPE. He can’t do it all, he needs to stick to his sound mafans wake walioizoea…..

Diamond is at the peak of his career sasa aache kujichanganya mara aimbe taarabu mara aimbe mchiriku kama ile aliyotoa last yr kama mdundiko flani hivi…. Kwa vile wasanii wetu wanawaangalia sana wasanii wa mbeleez kama role models wao basi awaangalie mtu kama Rihanna, Beyonce au Chris Brown, keshawahi sikia Chris Brown anaimba raggae, au ana rap au anaimba country songs au metal, au jazz, au keshamsikia Beyonce anaimba country ballards au Reggae? no anaimba R&B toka miaka hiyo mpaka leo, maana thats what she is known for  na mafans wake ndo wanapenda nyimbo hizo akisema abadilishe sound sasa hivi atawapoteza fans maana fans wa R&B ni watu tofauti sana na fans wa nyimbo za country…..

So management ya Kaka Diamond, fanyieni kazi hili, astick na sound yake iliyomfanya akawa famous,Taarabu awaachie kina Mzee Yusuf…

Hii nyimbo ilitakiwa iwe ni Khadija Kopa ft. Diamond. Na sio Diamond ft. Khadija Kopa…….Yani kwenye nyimbo zenye flava tofauti na mziki wake tuliouzoea anatakiwa kufanya featuring. Kama nia yake ilikuwa ni kuwafikia na fans wa taarab  angeweza kuimba hii nyimbo kama bongo flava then akatuwekea na michojo ya taarab by kumuweka Khadija kopa kama alivyofanya hapa ….So fans wa nyimbo za bongo flava wangefurahi na wa taarab wangefurahi bila yeye mwenyewe kama msanii kupoteza mwelekeo wake completely

Hapo chini nimeweka video ya Beyonce ft Sean Paul kama mfano…Hili songi lilikuwaga linanikuna sana, maana huwa napenda nyimbo za Dance Hall kishenzi alafu napenda pia za R&B , So beyonce aliweza kutukosha mafans wa nyimbo zote kwa kumweka Sean Paul kwenye nyimbo yake ambayo haikuwa ya dancehall wala raggae  na akatoa songi la ajabu bila yeye kama msanii kupoteza flava yake ya R&B au kupoteza mwelekeo

mmmm

Diamond stick to what brought you success… You already know what works why are you trying new things?? Maana sio kwamba  unahangaika kutoka umeshatoka so kikuze hiko hiko kilichokufanya ukafika hapo ulipo..TAARABU mwachie mzee Yusuf please….. Chakacha sijui mchiriku waachie wanzazibari… Wewe imbaa r&b zako utafika nazo unapopataka….

Seriously, Diamond mafans unapenda kumuona Diamond akiimba hii mipasho au unapenda ukimuona katika swagga zake za R&B?????

So marks zangu ni hizi

Kwa uzuri wa wimbo – 7/10

Wimbo unavyoendana na mziki Diamond na uwezo wa kumfikisha  mbali – 1/10 – naweka 1 coz si poa kuweka 0.

Hapa ndo faida ya msanii kutoa album inapoweza kuonekana, hii nyimbo ya Diamond kwa mfano ingekuwa ndani ya album yake wala isinge affect career yake vibaya. Na watu wangeipenda sana sababu ingekuwa imepewa support au nguvu na nyimbo zake za R&B/BONGO FLAVA zilizopo ndani ya album. Hata wasanii wakubwa wakubwa  duniani wakitoa album ndani unaweza kukuta nyimbo moja  au mbili za mziki tofauti kabisa na mziki wake. ILa mwanamzuki wa R&B kutoa single ya JAZZ au Country sijapata kuona aisee,only in Bongo…..

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TWIMBILI LA ZARI NA STELLA TILYA A.K.A CHAGGA BARBIE

Haya kimenuka huko insta… Stella mitusi ni inamtoka utadhani nini sijui.. Alafu matusi ya nguoni sasa…Dah,

Bibie Zari nae kaamua kumjibu..

Jamani nimeshindwa kucopy upupu wote kwa chagga barbie maana nimechoka hata kusoma….

Haya IVAN anampa Chagga mpaka picha zake na Zari za engagement……Huyu Ivan nae, kashindikana jamani….

sijui na hizi kapewa na Ivan,mweeeh….

Anatafuta kufungiwa account huyu. Alafu sasa the only thing she has hapa duniani yakum validate ni hii page yake ya instagram. Mtu hana mtoto, mume, hana chochote cha kumkueep busy except instagram aalafu anajifanya kutukana ngoja account ifungwe aone kama hatokaa roho…

Huyu mtani wangu kabadilisha mpaka username anajiita muke ya muganda sasa…

AIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUU….. Kha hata kama ndo udesparate wa kuolewa ila sio wa kujiabisha hivi… mwanaume hata kusema wewe ni GF hadharani hajasema tayari kabadilisha na username….AIBUUUUU

Alafu nakushauri ujjite mukeyagovinda its suits you better and makes more sense….

Zari nae hakubali kushindwa akampa Chagga dongo lake… HAHAHHA ,,,,Ila huyu nae aache ufakenesss anaboa, family trust my butt. Kungekuwa na family trust angemwajiri mamake mzazi kama  shop attendant wake kwenye duka lake la nguo. Mama kajizeekea anatakiwa awe anaweka miguu juu saa hivi anakula matunda ya wanae instead anafanyishwa kazi coz bibie hataki weka mtu akalipa mshahara, then family trust ,family trust….lol….

Mnakumbuka few weeks ago nilitoa issue hapa kuwa Wema anatoka na Ivan,bwana eeeh alienipa story

hakufatilia story mpaka mwisho. Kumbe bwana Wema alichomoa kabisa akamwambia wawe friends tu…..Ila jamaa naskia bado anaomba nafasi mpaka leo…..

Sasa huko instagram kimenuka kati ya Chagga barbie na Zari. Apparently Stella and Ivandon are “technology dating” meaning dating though cell phones and computers.

Embu kwanza nianze na Zari. Wengi wanadhani I hate Zari. I dont hate her at all. I only hated how she entered the scene and how she carried herself through this whole thing. huko insta She always puts caption about class and no drama ila alivyingia kwenye scene there was nothing classy or no drama about her. Ntarudia tena, aliibuka na Diamond just 2 weeks after we last saw Wema and Diamond all over each other at Diamond’s birthday. So sikumwelewa why aliingia kishari vile na ma drama kibao. Kwanini hakuwa hata na roho ya kumfikiria mwanamke mwenzie alietoka kwenye relationship na Diamond just 2 weeks ago. Ila aliingia kama vile anataka kumkomesha Wema na ndo maana sikumpenda toka mwanzo sababu I was like hivi Wema alimkosea nini huyu mbona kama anataka kumwonyeshea sana. Hiko ndo kilichonifanya Zari akanitoka from day 1. Pia me being a mom of 3 kids kama yeye na same age kama yeye sikumuelewa why anafanya vile, issue sio kumdate a younger guy but acting like hana watoto kujiachia vile hadharani jamani. Kwa kweli alinitoka na heshma yangu kwake iliishia pale nkamuona stupid flani hivi.. Yote tisa kumi alivyobeba na mimba ya mwanaume amemjua just 2 or 3 months huku anawatoto wakubwa ndo hapo nilipoona demu ni zero brain kichwani. YES Kunalove at first sight ila at 35yrs old and 3 kids huzai na mwanaume umemjua 2 or 3 months jamani. Kha! In short demu ni mburulaz, hata mkatae vipi she is very stupid and a fake, namwita a fake sabbau siku hizi anaweka caption ambazo haziendani na actions zake just few months ago, sijui classy sijui no drama. Drama aliyoileta bongo jamani alafu anaweka caption no drama. Na kama mnavyonijua I hate fake people.

Haya sasa twende kwa huyu Mtanzania mwenzetu. Hivi mnamkumbuka alivyovaliaga njuga soo langu la wigi….

Yani huyu ndo haswaaa anafaa kuwa mke mwenzie na Zari, Wema was too mpole for Zari sasa kampata chizi mwenzie…lol..

Kiukawaida ningekuwa side ya MTZ mwenzangu kuonyesha uzalendo ila huyu mchaga hapana jamani… KHA!

Hivi Stella ana problem gani?Huyu si just sometime back alikuwa anajifanya team Zari na hampendi Wema sasa imekuwaje??? Alafu dougiemasta unaniuzi siku hizi kumfagilia huyu mjinga. hivi umesahau alikuwaga team Penny huyu na baadae akawa team Zari? Mkuu sometimes huwa unatulet down sana team Wema. Haki vile.

Yani kwenye hii issue sijui hata pa kumuanzia chaga. Hivi wewe Stella una akili au matope kwenye ubongo wako? Kama una dinywa na Ivan kwenye skype si udinywe kwa raha zako. Mpaka umtukane huyo Zari.hivi mbona uko hivi wewe? 

Stella ndo zile design za wanawake ambao anatembea na mumeo alafu anakutukana wewe mke mtu… Aiseee mwanamke stupid huyu sijapata kuona. Yani huwa sijui hata nimuweke kundi gani huyu dada jamani. Hivi why  ulianza kumtukana Zari kwanza? ni kuongea na ex wake kwenye skype tu ndo kumekufanya ujione mRs. Ivandon. Mbona hujifunzi wewe jamani? didnt you go through a relationship like this one just a year ago ikaisha kwa aibu sana kwako? sasa umeanza tena?why?????

Sasa mitusi uliyomtukana huyo bibi ake Diamond mbona mikubwa hivyo we mtoto lakini? Alafu naomba kuuliza kiroho safi tu hivi kati yako wewe na ZARI nani MALAYA jamani? si bora Zari hata kuna mtu aliewahi muona anafaa kuwekwa ndani na kumzalia watoto? wewe mpaka leo hakuna hata aliekudhamini akakuoa,umemaliza wawest africa wooote wanaoishi marekani sasa umehamania kwa kwa Ivan. It doesnt matter Zari kafanya umalaya wa kiasi gani, hawezi kukufikia wewe ULIEFANYWA na baba yako mzazi. Mpaka stem mom wako alikufata shule kukuzabua. Na huyo Zari huwezi kumu embarrass kamwe maana mtu K yake ishawekwa for all to see unadhani kuna kitu cha aibu kwa mwanamke kama hiko? So bora uache tu, ni kama mtu aweke picha za kim kardashiian ana mkiss nani sijui nobody will care maana watu washaona nyapu yake live live anavyodinywa. Nothing can top ile video ya Zari.So stop wasting your time.Na mie kwa kweli ile video ya Zari nilimtetea from day 1 aisee ile ingeweza kumkuta anyone of us bwana, wanawake tukiwa penzini tunajisahau, alikuwa anamfanyia boyfriend wake,ni kama sasa hivi Diamond amuombe afanye vile unadhani hatofanya atafanya tu. Cha maana tukemee ma ex washenzi wanaorusha picha au video kama zile its not fair bwana. Sasa na wewe je nimtumie Zari zile picha zako uko full naked mititi mirefu mpaka kiunoni na yeye azirushe??? ungefurahi?? na wewe si ulikuwa unamfanyia ex boyfriend wako? whats the difference kati yako wewe na Zari lakini STELLA when it comes to kulalwa ovyo? Hivi wewe Stela ni wa kuita mtu malaya jamani? Embu shut up maana unachekesha… 

Bora hata mwenzio K yake inalipa angalau ana duka sijui na nini wewe je????? hivi una hata $5,000 kwneye account yako sasa hivi? Umetoa K since ufike US na hata makaratasi huna? how stupid is that? Hivi huwa unakopwa wewe? what the point ya kufanywa fanywa for nothing? unaishia kuvaa vinguo vya dola 10 10 na ma synthetic hair, is that what your K is worth? for all the fucking you do you should be owning  a mansion right now ila huna akili. Mtafute Vera akufundishe uchangu unaolipa maana wewe uchangu wako haulipiiiiiiii…..

Stella grow the F up. Hivi how do you call yourself muke ya mganda  na kutangazia watu huku mwanaume hata hujawahi kumtia machoni??? sio kumtia machoni tu,mwanaume ambae hutokaa hata kuomuona labda unless aje marekani kukudinya for a week asepe zake maana we all know you cant travel because you are an illegal immigrant. Sasa unajishaua nini na relationship ambayo unajua fika will never work? Long distance relationship ni headache tu wewe,mtavuana nguo kwenye skype mrekodiane baadae mje kuabishiana bureeee.Yani kutumiwa vidola 100 sijui 200 ndo unajirusha akili?Yote tisa kumi unajishaua all over instagram huyo ivan mbona hakuweki huko instagram yake hata akukubali hadharani wewe ni mwanamke wake? hujioni jinga lakini? mbona yeye hakurushi lakini???? Yani wewe Stella laana ya kudinywa na baba yako mzazi imekuharibu akili na ndo maana tabia zako na za Linda zimefanana. Ni kitendo mlichofanya na baba zenu kinachowafanya mnakuwa hivi. Mebakia kujifanya wazuri wazuri, huo uzuri umesaidia nini jamani? mnazeeka hamjielewi, no education no bahati, kwenye account $5,000 tu hamnazo….mfyuuuuu

Alafu we sijui mchaga gani yarabi hujui hata kula na kipofu , wachaga wanavyojua kutafuta pesa wewe mbona sio mtafutaji pesa. Kwanza kama umempata huyo IVAN kwanini usitulize akili umchune instead unajioshesha ulivyo fala huyo Ivan atakukimbia sasa hivi, HATA KAMA anafurahi unavyomtukana na Zari na yeye ndo anaekupa hizo information ila trust me he wont respect you atakuona kituko sasa hivi.Na atakukimbia.

Eti unasema Zari ana K pana kama Indian ocean, hata kama ana K kubwa hivyo inaeleweka maana keshapitisha vichwa vitatu hapo, wewe ambae hujazaa na K yako kubwa kama ya Zari una sabababu gani? kama sio sababu ya kudinywa bila mpango?ukizaa je? si wanaume watakukimbia

Eti unawaambie watu google Zari mtamuona with 60 of her boyfriends. Stella the only reason we cant find you and 10,000 times the number of men Zari has slept with is because your ass is irrelevant. Aint nobody writing about your irrelevant ass online mpaka utokee google na wawest wako…mfyuuu…

Hivi wewe unawezaje kumtukana mwenzio mitusi mikali hivyo jamani? utadhani kakuibia bwanako?kha!!!

Kwanza huyo Ivan mwenyewe mnaemshobokea hajatahiriwa kwa habari nilizopewa leo hii na ndo maana watanzania wenzio wamemkataa,mwenzio Zari mganda keshazoea magovi toka utotoni ndo maana aliishi nae all those years wewe utaweza lakini?? Na humwoni sasa hivi alivyodata na kitu cha tohara??Im sure hawezi tena rudi kwa mwanaume wa kiganda…hahahaaha

Uwiii,mie mwanaume mwenye govi jamani hata awe millionare, thats where I draw the line jamani..Siweziiiii,kinyaaaaaa…EEEW…That floppy skin with some dirt underneath…ewwwwwww……..

Sasa wewa chaga utaweza? maana Ivan ni Govinda la haswaaaaaaaaa tena wanasema la rangi ya black kama kiwi..EWWW. Sasa labda Ivan analificha ficha huko kwenye skype sex session zenu. Nahisi huwa anangoja apate erection ndo anaweka mtiti  yake kwenye camera which means kama wewe sio mtaalam wa magovinda unaweza usimshtukie,next time pay attention to detail utaliona……au mwambie akuonyeshe kabla jogoo hajawika…..

Na wewe Ivan kama unasoma hapa,if you have decided unataka mademu wa kitanzania, wanawake wa kitanzania hatuwezi magovinda, so go cut  off that extra skin  ….EWWW….Yes you can do it now. Nawajua wanaume kibao wa kiganda waliopenda wanatanzania na wakatahiriwa wakiwa over 30 ili aoe wmanamke wa kitanzania na wewe nenda katahiriwe la sivyo utawapata kwa pesa tu tena watakuwa wanakuonea kinyaa balaaaaa……. GO CUT IT OFF…..Na mkeo Zari ndo maana kadatishwa na teenager wakitz amekutana na kitu cha clean cut mtawapoteza mademu zeno woote wa kiganda to Tanzanian dudes kwa sababu hii tuu…

Oh yeah Ivan if you think Zari is a whore huyu Stella ni mother whore sasa kwa taarifa yako, yani Zari hamwingiii huyu hata robo……Yani bora hata udili na huyo Zari  hivyo hivyo na mimba ya Diamond, ni mara mia huyo kuliko udili na huyu ndugu yetu japo hana  mimba maana huyu anaflash watoto mara tatu kwa siku…..

Lastly Stella acha ushambaaaa jamani kama umetoka uchagani leo mambo ya kwenda studio kupiga picha na keki…. hivi is this chick for real? Kha, na migauni yake ya dola 20 mpaka studio kupiga picha na mi hairstyle ya kighetto. Yani huyu angejijuaga huyu jamani…kha? Alafu mwenyewe anajiona anajua kupiga pamba,kha kutwa kuvaa  majumpsuit kama astronaut anaenda mwezini nguo za ajabu ajabu sijui hata anazitoaga wapi…

We stella kajambe kule .Simfagilii Zari wala nini maana nae ni stupid woman tu hajielewi. Ila kati yako wewe na Zari Zari is a much better woman. We all know that. 

UPDATE:

Haya Huddah naona nae kaingia kati kumsaidia shogake….lol..

Huyu ana historia na Stella kipindi kile wanampigania Prezzo. Ila huyu dada aliaibishwa sana Prezzo na Stella yani mpaka nilikuwaga namuonea huruma.

Jamaa alikuwaga anamshushua live live huko instagram….Lazma amchukie Chagga maana alimpa headache ya kufa mtu….Duh ilikuwaga noma…..

Inasemekana huyu ndo kachukua nafasi ya Jackie beach babe kwa East Africa……..I hope mmenielewa…staki kuongea sana maana kitoto kinachamba hiki alafu kinachamba kwa kizungu sasa sitokiweza….hahahahahhaha…

Long story short, young girls stop praising women who are living the high life on instagram bilany source of income inayoonekana au kujulikana….

Kwa mfano Mange nikiendesha Porsche cayenne  watu wanaelewa mumewe architect na yeye mwenyewe anavibiashara vidogo vidogo mia kidogo….

Ila kuna visichana vinavyoendesha magari ya mamilioni mengiiii alafu hana kazi, hana mume,hana bwana ,kila siku  anasafiri business naomba muwe mnaweka question marks kabla hamjaanza kuwasujudia……

Like I said  Juzi boraa uuze K kuliko nini vileeee??????? 

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HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY KEANU IDDY……

Time flies. Exactly a yr ago at this very time I was at Cedars Sinai hospital – Los Angeles giving birth to my beautiful son , Keanu Iddy. Named after my late uncle Iddy Kimambi. R.I.P. Person with folded hands. Keanu has brought us so much joy and happiness. Such a happy little fella. Always smilling and laughing and causing all sorts of trouble. We can’t remember how life was like before he joined our family. He has found his place in our family and made his presence felt. He truelly has become an integral part of this family. With 2 older siblings you would think he would live in their shadows , nooooo, not this little fella. He has fought and won his place amoung his siblings and made sure his voice is heard. (more like cries) . What I love most about Keanu is that he brought out true mother in me.I didn’t know what it really meant to be a mother till he came along. With my older 2 kids I had full time live in help. You can imagine with all the help I was getting,I never got to appreciate the true meaning of being a mother or raising children. Since the day he came home , it was Keanu and mommy, from bathing, feeding, burping to sleepless nights etc. Naturally with him I developed the strongest bond which for sometime made me feel very guilty. I hated the feeling of feeling closer or more connected to him than his siblings. I really struggled with the guilt. With the help of my husband I learned to channel that connection ,that bond I have with him to his brother and sister. Every time I wanted to kiss him instead I grabbed one of my other kids and kissed them, every time I wanted to tell him how much I love him I instead said it to one of his siblings. This little boy has brought out the mother in me I knew existed. I never thought I would enjoy taking care of my children all alone. As hard and as exhausting as it is I wouldn’t exchange this for anything in this world. I’m tearing up now. I’m so thankful for this boy. Today as he turns 1, I ask the good Lord to shower him with blessings. To protect him and guide him. Omg, I love Keanu so much. Happy birthday sweetheart. Daddy and Mommy love you to the moon and back! Can’t wait to see you do the cake smash thing in the AM.

 

Oh yeah, My husband and I have decided we want to try for a girl….
I know, I know, I swore KEANU would be my last but somehow I feel like i really want another daughter and my husband really wants a daughter now. He comes from a family of 3 children ,by the way….

Jamani nikizaa wa kiume tena nafanyaje jamani? ntaliaaaaaaaaa, hahahahaha
Tuombeeni basi tupate wakike….Alafu Lance anajichekeshaje eti, “the thing is, my swimmers only make boys, so I really don’t know how I’m going to make this girl thing happen” Yani huyu mzungu kama mswahili Yarabi anavyojiona wa maana kisa ananizalishaga watoto wa kiume tu….hahahahahah

Uwiii not planning to get pregnant any time sooon though, baba watoto has agreed to let me enjoy my slim body for the next 1-2yrs. I worked to hard for it aisee……

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ETI NIMETUNGIWA SHERIA GANI JAMANI…….HAHHHA

Jamani leo naona nawekea some comments kwa insta kuwa kuna sheria Mh. Makamba katangaza ambayo

yaweza ikawa inanihusu. Nikaambiwa nikacheki tweeter yake nimecheki sijaona kitu..

Embu nihabarisheni jamani. Kunani huko…

Sheria gani hiyo? I hope sio ya kuchamba kwenye blog.That wont be fair jamani…

Wengine tuna vigugumizi jamani hatuwezi chamba kwa njia zingine zaidi ya kuandika humu kwenye blog….hahahhaha

Wangetufikiria wenye vigugumizi jamani, watuandikie sheria yetu tofauti kidogo…..

Next week muzigo wa Hollywoodshopaholics unaingia mujiniiiii, embu mstue shogako jamani… Yani nataka in 2 weeks mzigo uwe finito nilete mwingine fastaaaa…..

ntaweka picha zooooote humu, uwiiii mzigo umeeenda shule ni noumerrrrrrrrrrr…….

Kama upo insta im sure ushaona……… 

PS: Uwiii alafu mnaochukizwa na hivyo vibibi vizee vinavyonitusi huko instagram  achaneni navyo jamani….Acheni vitukane midomo mali yao…. Siku wakinichosha ntawaleta tena hapa niwakabidhi kwenu mabosi zangu mmalizane nao…..For now embu lets deal na hollywoodshopaholics….PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEE…………

 

UPDATE

Nimeenda kwenye twitter page ya mkuu ,mbona anasema hajatoa kauli yoyote ile…anashangaa kina fundenge wanavyo jitag tag kuwa kawaambia nini sijui…hahahahhahaha

kama hamtaki chambwa mitandaoni acheni unafki…period….hahahhaa

By the way msitishike na issue ya blog yangu kuwa block huko Tanzania… Uwiii hiyo kitu haiwezekani. Hakuna mtu anaeweza hiyo kitu…yani wataiblock kwa ip zao ila mie ntawapa ma fake IP sites mnaingia humo kwa raha zenu na ma surf website yangu kwa raha zako hapo hapo Tanzania….

Nakumbuka Dubai wali block hi5, mbona mpare nilikuwa na surf hi5 kama kawa. Au nilivyokuwa china mbona nilikuwa nasoma blogs poa tu. Yani wakijifanya kublock blog yangu huko TZ msikondeeeeee, nyie mnifollow huko insta mtaona nishawawekea instructions za hizo ip website sites mnabypass ma restriction yao yooooote na mnasoma blog kwa raha zenu…hahahahhaha….

FREEDOM OF SPEECH JAMANI…. UKILETA UNAFKI UTACHABWA TUUUUU….Msijifanye kukimbilia kwa waheshimiwa eti waweke sheria za kuwawekea kifua…mfyuuuuuuuuu…

Na hao viongozi nao watakuwa hawana kazi yani waniblockie mie website yangu ili wamsaidie muke ya muuza unga…mfyuuuuu….hahahha

VIta ya unga imewashinda wanataka vita ya kitoto ya blogs….mfyuuu….Kiongozi anaetaka kura za watanzania  angetukamatia baba Ajmal kwanza ndo tutamuona wa maana,….hahahah na sio kutunga sheria za kumsaidia baba Ajmal ili aendelee kutuulia ndugu zetu…..

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MAONI YANGU JUU YA ISSUE YA VERA SIDIKA KUJIUZA DUBAI…..

Duh watu wana roho mbaya jamani, yani mtu anafanya yote haya ili tu amuaibishe tu….dah…

Hii ndo haabri ya muji huko Kenya kwa wiki hii, naskia wametoa kwenye magazeti mpaka kwenye TV kuhusu

Vera Sidika kujiuza kwa watu… Yani mtu alijifanya ni mteja wa Dubai anamwambie bibie aende akakae wiki

Bibie nae akakubali kwa bei ya $15,0000 kwa wiki nzima….

Vera akimpa jamaa bei zake. Kuwa lazma amtumie ticket ya Emirates ya business class….

Na atam charge $ 15,000…. Hizi ndi K zenye viwango ….kitu dola $2,000 per day…….

Vera akiendelea kutoa conditions……. Kasemaje hapo no unprotected sex hata ampe pesa gani ile…..

Kasema haswallow, no anal and no 3some…..

Baada ya watu kumsema na kumsengenya juu ya hiyo chat hilo ndo jibu lake kawapa….hahhahaha….chezea Vera wewe….

Nimependa anavyowablock na kufuta comments za wanamtukana baada ya hizo chat ku leak…

Jamani wanawake wanapenda ku judge wanawake wenzao… Tena kuwaita malaya….Mie naomba kuuliza tu hivi

nini haswa maana ya umalaya? si kufanya mapenzi kwa malipo? je kama hiyo ndo definition hivi ni mwanamke gani hapa  sio malaya? really? yani wanawake wachache mnooo tena wanahesabika labda ndio sio malaya (mimi nikiwa mmoja wao,bwa hahahahaha)mie naona tofauti ya huyu Vera na most of us ni kwamba yeye ana negotiate before hajafanya   most women wanafanya kwanza huku waki expect a big pay cheque later and  when pay cheque doesnt come ndo anapomkimbia mwanaume…..

Uwiii kwanza huyu mwanamke  she knows her worth aiseee… Uwiiii $15,000 per week ndo bei yake, wengi wenu mnafanywa kwa laki 2 tu au vibia na nyama choma za tripple 7……hahahha…Ni vile huyu kawa outed tu jamani ila kweli naomba kuuliza hivi mwanamke gani single anaejitegemea  anafatwa na mwanaume anamwambie atampa $15,000  ya kumfanya matusi Dubai for a week, naomba kujua nani atakae sema no. Kwanza wengi wenu mnabebwagwa mpaka Dubai na waume za watu kulalwa tena kwa kufanyiwa vishopping ushuzi tu sasa mna tofauti gani na huyu dada….

Naomba kuuliza wangapi wenu washapelekwa gesti ushenzi kulalwa na mwanaume, labda hakukupa pesa immediate baada ya kufanya matusi je hukupewa pesa labda a day after of a week after? je wewe sio malaya? au  sababu the money didnt exchange hands immediately after the act? Je ni bora wewe unaepelekwa guest za ushuzini au huyu anaeenda kulalwa Burj Al Arab?

Uwiii dont get me wrong , Im not condemning wanawake kujiuza hapana, Ila nachosema msijifanye hamfanyi anachofanya huyu Vera,tofauti ni kwamba Vera knows her worth. Hataki kuchafuliwa kwa shingi mbili like most of you.

Na mmeona masharti yake kasema hata alipwe pesa kiasi gani hakubali sex bila condom ila most of women siku hizi mwanaume akikupa milioni tu akasema yeye anataka dry sex unaona uwiii nisipofanya ataniacha unamtoa bila protction hamuoni bora huyu anajielewa na kujidhamini mwili wake….

Jamani wanawake KARIBIA woooote ni malaya tofauti ni kwamba umalaya   uko kwenye different levels. Kuna ambao wameamua kufanya umalaya kuwa ndo main source of income – walioko kwenye level hii ndo wanaitwaga malaya au machangu hawa ni maprofessional kabisa -I think VERA yupo kwenye level hii , na kuna ambao wameamua kuifanya kama side business ambao ndo most women tunaowajua wako kwenye level hii- hawa mara nyingi wanakuwaga ni maside chicks au nyumba ndogo au mahawara- yes kwanini uwe na mwanaume ana mke wake au GF wake kama sio sababu anakupa pesa nzuri in exchange for your papuchi. Angekuwa hakupi pesa usingekubali kupotezewa muda na mtu ana mwanamke wake. kama huamini wewe ni mid level changu sababu ni side chick wa mtu embu fanya hii test uone, mnyime huyo jamaa papuchi for 2 months na yeye akate pesa kwako for 2 months,lets see how much you still love each other then. yes tuondoke sex and money kwenye relationship yenu then tuone kama italast. well there is your answer, its all about the exchange of money and papuchi which equals to UMALAYA. Then kuna wanawake wanaofanya hii kama seasonal business – yani hawa wanakuwa ni wake za watu na huu umalaya wanafanya kwa waume zao wa ndoa – nimeeita seasonal business maana mke anajikuta inabidi  ajiuze kwa mume wake kutokana na shida alioipata kwa kipindi hicho. Kwa mfano kama hivyo kaona liquid lipstic za Mange zimeingia mujini lipstic moja $45 anataka 4 atafanyaje nae ni mama wa nyumbani anajua akiomba mume atampa kalaki hapo hajasuka nywele etc, kwa vile anajua pa kumfurahisha mumewe ili ampe hizo pesa basi she will su** di***  vizuri she will f**** her husband mpaka adate , zile style zote anazozitaka mumewe yeye hataki atazifanya then baadae ataomba hizo pesa kwa mumewe…..

So ningependa kujua hapa tatizo watu au tuseme wanawake walilonalo kwa Vera ni kwamba yupo 1 level above them kwenye  hierarchy of UMALAYA au ni vile hawajijui hata kama they are a part of the hierarchy????

Yani kama kuna kitu siepndi hapa duniani ni unafki jamani……..

Seriously, mie huwa sielewi mwanamke anae lalwa na wanaume tofauti kila kukicha for nothing…. Its stupid. Kama umeamua kuwa na wanaume kulia na kushoto get paid for it….kha!!! and take lessons from Vera… Biggest points to take from Vera hapa ni mbili… 1. Use protection 2. Make it worth your while or dont do it. Ndo amana huyu Vera anafungua mabiashra tu kila leo.. kWA BEI hizi nimeelewa…hahaha

Naomba kurudia tena, si support wanawake kujiuza, nachosema ni kwamba tuache unafki yani mnavyojifanya kumshangaa huyu dada utadhani juzi yake hujatoka kukutana na libaba Rose garden likakupa offer ya chakula na laki moja na after 2 days mkakutana hotel flani downtown bongo na ukampa papuchi… Je asingetoa ile laki mwanzo ya kukudanganyia toto ungeenda? au unavyoenda lala na baba lina mkitambi umelijua just 2 days je sio umalaya sawa na huu wa Vera ? tofauti ni kwamba wa Vera unalipa zaidi

And by the way ni bora muache kubebeshwa unga mfanye kazi hii… Mara elfu kumi….

Maana kuna another Kenyan socialiate nae famous IG. wanasema yeye anabebeshwa unga route za Malaysia….

Jamani acheni mambo ya kubebeshwa unga tutawapoteza…Bora mmfate hii route ya Vera aiseee kama mna njaa na hamuwezi fanya kazi zingine

IT’S  BETTER KUTOA PAPUCHI KULIKO KUWA PUNDA….

I SAID IT……

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MUONENI MCHAWI…..

Alafu ukiulizwaga kwenye interview  zenu za kingese una issue gani na Mange unajifanya hujui….Hiki ndo nachokuchukia,

Mnafki sana we mwanamke…..Hivi liquid lipstic hukujua kuzitangaza mpaka Mange Kimambi atangaze anaziuza?

eti maadai yake ananiharibia biashara…mfyuuuuuu….Kajambe mbele wewe….’

Mie ndo nimezi Introduce liquid lipstics to watanzania wa bongo, kama kuna mtu alikuwa anatumia basi alikuwa anatumia kimya kimya ila mie ndo nimezi introduce, ukaona utachelewa sana kusubiri mpaka next week niwaletee watu wanunue ukaona uwahi kuniharibia….hahahah, mie kijukuu cha mtume wewe ntauza zooooooote mpaka ya mwisho……mbwa uliekosa mkia wewe…. Alafu eti mna fight kuwa eti watu wasitumie blogs kutukana watu, kama hamtaki kutukanwa si mtulize nyege zenu…Hivi usingewashwa na biashara yangu ya liquid lipstick ningeanza watu kukuchamba? umewashwa mwenyewe na ukajileta….

Hivi mmenotice huyu mke wa muuza unga kila biashara ntakayofanya, hatofanya yeye ila atatafuta tu mtu anaefanya same thing amtangazie….

Nilivyoanzaga tu hollywoodshopaholics,ile ya vitu vya kutuma kutoka nje,. jamani haikuisha hata 1 weelk akaanza kumtangazia yule wa glamorous fashion utadhani analipwa? yani ilimradi tu aniboe…. Yani huyo dada wa glamorous fashion alianza hiyo business long time hata kabla yangu ila huyu mama sembe hakuwahi kumtangaza au kumjali, jamani siku Mange kaanza hollywoodshopaholics nyenge ndo zikampanda ghafla akaona amtangaze….Sina problem na huyo dada wa glamorous fashion she is so sweet , ni huyu mchawi asiepaa na ungo ndo nna tabu nae….

Haya acheni hiyo, jamani nimetanganza liquid lipstics just 3 days ago, huyu fashion blogger wenu aliejua mji mwaka jana hakuwahi hata kuzitaja kwenye blog yake ya fashion, hakuwahi hata kuzijua, eti Mange kusema anauza jamani hata siku mbili hazijapita eti keshapata mtu wa kumtangazia liquid lipstic’…HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Alafu sasa ufanyage research nyau wewe ukitaka kunishindanisha na mtu,

Huyo mwenye hizi lipstic anauza kwa tsh 60,000 moja,

hizi lipstic marekani zinauzwa $22 then yeye anauza bongo for $30.. uwiii  ok from dola 22 anabakiwa na dola 8 hapo hajalipa shipping mpaka bongo hajapata faid..uwiiiiii alafu anasema antuma kwa ems, ems mpaka bongo kweli analipa how much kwenye hiyo $8 iliyobaki? uwiiiiii…. 

hapo badohajalipia tax na faida…This is mchina.com….times 1000….

Oh by the way huyu mtu wa Shamim it seems ina bidi utoe order then ndo anakutumia….Mie nazileta live live….

uwiii ulijisememea Koku wangu now kila mtu ataanza kuuza liquid lipstic, uwiii hata siku tatu hazijaisha usemi wako ndo huoo…Alafu halina hata aibu eti hili lidadal…Ameishi na muuza unga hadi nae kawa na roho ya ki mafia…hahahhahaha

Shenzi mkubwa wewe, mwanamke mnafki ka kitu gani sijui. Alafu likiulizwa kuna issue na Mange eti hakuna issue…

TATIZO mie sio mnafki kama kuna problem naisema sio wewe…. Sasa huna problem na mimi unachowashwaga na biashara zangu ni nini? ulivyoanza african print zako uliona nimetafuta mtu wa kumtangazia kuwa anauza african print,au event yako ya women’s day, how many people huko bongo wameniomba nifanye nao collabo tuanzishe ya kwetu ili niwe nawatangazia hapa ila sikutaki kujihusisha na ulivyoolewa na muuza unga uliona nilitafuta mke wa muuza unga mwingine nikamtanganza awe fammoust kama wewe? maana wewe sasa hivi ndo mwenyewe wa wake za wauza unga Tanzania nzima, sasa mbona sijamtangaza mwingine ili awe juu yako?,sasa wewe biashara zangu zinakuwashaga nini?

Ndo matatizo ya kuona vihela uzeeeni haya…..Mfyuuuu…..

Kajambe mbele wewe…….

Mwanamke mchawi sasa wewe…. Kutwa kupretend to be someone else na huku uko ka nyoka…

mfyuuuuuu

Naulivyo hujaenda shule hujui hata kuspell Anastasia Beverly Hills.ahahahhahahahahhahaha

Kujifanya unajua vitu vizuri wakati hata kuviandika huwezi,kuvisema ndo staki hata kuwaza inakuwaje kama kuviandika hujui….mfyuuuuu

Kajambe mbele…….

Umekalia kuwaambia watu wakuvalishe, utafute na wenye maduka ya watoto wakuvalishie na watoto maana unavaa mwenyewe huvalishi watoto mpaka inatia huruma, unasafiri holiday x’mas watoto nywele zimefumuka utadhani zimesukwa 2 yrs ago? kweli xmas and new yr kusuka watoto virasta eeeish wamama wengine bwana bure kabisaaa…Unajijali mwenyewe tu… kweli umama wa mujini ni shidaaaaaa…

HAYA JAMANI Wenye maduka ya watoto mvalishieni na watoto atawatangaza….. maana aibuuuu maana atoka apendeza watoto anawavalisha utasema kawaadopt…AIBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU……

Hivi sasa hayo mahela yenu ya unga yana raha gani kama watoto wenu hamuwaki kisoap soap mnajiweka wenyewe tu baba na mama. Uwiii mie kwangu goodlife ni kuwaona watototo wangu wanakula good time sio mimi na mume wangu tupendezeee tuendeshe ma porsche then watoto wako wachafuuuuu utafikiri omba omba…. This time mzigo wa baba ukiuzika bibi wewe kafanyie watoto shopping paleeee BABYISH  wapendeze. Hapo ndo tutakuona fashionista kweli, fashionista gani unavaa wewe huku watoto unawavalisha magunia,hata kuwasuka virasta hutaki, basi wanyoe vipara kama unaona ubahili kuwasuka nywele ,,kha????  maana wataota chawa watoto jamani, hivi mliona zile picha za dubai jamani? unajua nilishindwa kushangaa mama mtu anavyojifanya siku hizi kawa wa town anajua na kuvaa ,hahahahhaha……Kweli wanawake tumetofautiana jamani, yani niende holiday namtoto wangu kakaa kama chokoraa mie mama mtu nimevalia kama celeb? si umburulaz huyo jamani…

NYOKA MKUBWA…

Bye the way mnielewe ,I dont mind kukopiwa ni upinzani wa biashara tu,kinachoboa huyu mshezi wala hakopi yani yeye anataka tu kuniharibia,yani yuko tayari amtangazie hata mtu hamjui au hajamuomba ili mradi tu anichokonoe…KhA.

Ila na mie maybe I DESERVE THIS FROM HER, LABDA ANAONA NAMUHARIBIA MUME WAKE BIASHARA YAKE YA SEMBE….HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

UPDATE

Uwiii mafans wamewakaaaa huko whatsapp..hahahahha

Jamani njooni huku,huko whastapp as you can nina so many messages za wateja nashindwa hata kumaliza kusoma..

Njooni huku pleaseeeeee……… Najua mmechukua sana….Mie nilichukia ila sasa hivi nacheka maana inachekesha aanvyojifanyaga kanipotezea kumbe namlaza macho kila siku…hahaha

Jamani mie ndo maana nawaambiaga kila siku bora udeal na mtu kama mimi tutapena live hasira zinaisha naendelea na maisha yangu,mmeona sasa hawa mbwa mwitu wanaojifanyaga wao hawatukani mtu eti wao wanajiheshimu mmewaona sasa? yani wana roho nyeusiii ya nyoka bora hawa wanaenda kumalizana na wewe kwa Babuuuuuuuuu….Imagine bora hata angekuwa yeye anafanya biashara ningesema bwana anatafuta hela na yeye,ila ni kwamba kaamua tu kuharibu ili maradi… Alafu soma caption yake alivyojifanya kama alikuwaga  anazijua zamani, kama ulikuwa unazijua mbona hukuwekaga kwenye blog yako ingizo jipya??? mfyuuuu mchawi mkubwa wewe…

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NYUMBA YA DIAMOND – CHOO PEKE YAKE NI 70 MILLION….

Leo ulikuwa ni mwendo wa ndimu tu toka kwa Diamond.

Akionyeshan decor ya nyumbani kwake… Hapo toilet kasema katumua 70million kuweka Gold sijui na nini?

hahahahhahahahahah……..

It looks awesome, ila kwa dhahabu mmmmhhh!!!!!!!!

Hivi majambazi wa  bongo hawapo insta? Maana jamani wasijuemuingilia wakadhani kweli choo chake ni cha dhahabu….

Diamond, onyesha nyumba yako ila usiseme thamani ya vitu , kuna watu wanaroho kama za wanyama watakuja kukuingilia wakutoe roho……Unless kama unapanga kuwa na 24/7 security tena sio mlinzi tu wa KK security bila silaha awe na silaha kwa style hii ya kusema choo chako kina dhahabu ya ya 70 million.

JIKO la state house….

Kwa hapa kitchen naomba nimpe designer wako zero ya zero,,,,,

uwiiiiii,jiko la red ndo nini? kaona wapi jiko la red???????

Sijui umemlipa how much, yani kwa hapa kitchen amekulia pesa zako.  Kakubebea maplastic ya China kakuwekea…..

Yani pako kama zile kitchen set za wadoli kama vile barbie…..

Yani hayo marangi rangi yanafanya jiko lionekane very cheap inakuwa haimake sense kivile jiko liwe hivi alafu chooni kuna dhahabu…..Yani jiko ndo litawafanya watu wastuke kuwa choo sio cha dhahabu….

Kwa class ya nyumba yako hilo  jiko la red  bomoa fastaaaaaaaaaaaa….

weka kitu kama hiko hapo chini nilichokuchagulia….

Kwa vile jiko lako ni dogo  nimekuchagulia the perfect design for the amount of space uliyonayo

Umeona eeeh kitu elegant, kweli linafaa kuwa ndani ya state house, Ila hizo plastic za  red za mchina vunja fastaaaaaaaaaaaa unipe mie niweke kwenye nyumba yangu hapo Kinondoni maana mpangaji analalamika sifanyi matengenezo…hahaha

Nipe hizo nimuwekee atafurahijeeeeee……….Hhahahahahaha

Bongo kuna fire place….hahahah….Interior designer nae anaangalia sana magazeti ya enterior designing….lol…

I love the wall meeeeeiiin……

Penye sifa lazma tutoe jamani…Kijana kajitahidi sana,sana sana sana tena sana….

Nyumba nzuri mnoooooooo, kuanzia nje mpaka ndani….KUDOS DIAMOND…..

Kasema hii ndo nyumba yake ya 10. Anazo zingine 9  ….. LOL….

Hahahhaha, uwiiii chezea nyumba wewe, leo mbaya kaitwa hubby….hahahahhaha

Heshma ya mwanaume pesa jamani. Mpaka mama mtu mzima atakuamkia…..hahahaaha

Zari hajawahi muita Diamond hubby huko instagram ila leo kashindwa kujiuzuia kwa kweli…hahahha

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LIQUID LIPSTICS NDO HABARI YA MUJINI………

So no more regular lipstics for me only za Wema Sepetu ndo ntapaka….

A few days ago niliweka insta pics nimepaka liquid lipstic ya Kat Von D na watu wakazipenda sana so nimeona nieete bongo

Sileti nyingi maana nawabeep kwanza maana wabongo kwa kuagiza alafu ulete nyingi zikudodeeee…hahahaha

Anyways naleta color 4 ila kila color naleta chache tu… so uwahiii, next week friday nenda ofisini kwangu ukabebe….

Mawaziri miwani yenu inakuna na hizi lipstic….

COLOR 3

 - Hii ni liquid lipsstic ya Anastasia Beverly hills

Uwiiii,hiii ni balaaaa,rangi iko elegant…Hii unapaka anywhere….

COLOR 4.

Uwiii must have, hii  ni darker version ya hiyo ya juu, kama damu ya mzee vile…- Hii pia ni ya Anastasia Beverly Hill….

Uwiii nzurijeeee sasa……

Haya sasa kuna watu wao wanapenda lipstic zinazong’aa..Hizi liquid lipstics hazing’ai at all zina Matte finish kama mnavyoona kwenye picha,

Yani mie sipendi lipstic za kung’aa naonaga za kizamani,. Hizi zenye Matte finish ndo habari ya mujini.

Ila sasa kwa wale mnaopenda lipstic za mng’ao you can still use this lipstic then juu unapaka lipgloss yako kama hapo kwenye picha .

Hiyo ni lipstic number 4 inavyokuwa ukipaka lipgloss so hata mtu anaweza dhani umebadilisha lipstic kumbe ni ile ile ila umeipaka lipgloss tu juu…

COLOR 2.

Every girls needs a sexy red lipstic…….love it….Hii ni ya Kat Von D

COLOR 4….

OMG, HOW BEAUTIFUL IS THIS PURPLE?????

Hii pia ni ya Kat Von D.

Haya twende kazi…Zitauzwa $45 each. Tutapokea USD only. So please kachange kabisaaa ndo uje kununua…….

No mpesa…….

Pigeni number ile ile kupata more information 0764 484700.

tupo Dar Free Market room # 37.

Nawapendajeee sasa

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STEAM IN ACTION NIGHT AT BHOKE’S SCHOOL

Leo mwanangu alikuwa na Presentation shule. So waliambiwa wavae kama professionals.

Walikuwa wanafanya presentation in groups. Kulikuwa na 2 boys pia kwenye hii group ila boys hawakuwasaidia chochote kwenye project

so wakawatimua wakabaki wenyewe wawili…hahahahha

So proud of these 2 young ladies. Yani walijitahidi sana,

#proudmom

Wanafunzi wakaanza presentation… Yani wana wapresentia wazazi wao….

Chezea mama mnoko, baada ya presentation yao nikaanza kuwa challenge sasa.

Bhoke alikuwa anachukiaaa nikiuliza swali….hahahah

Hahaha eti ndo jibu lake, waongoooooo walidhani nimeuliza huku sijui jibu muone Bhoke anavyojibu kwa ma confidence maana anajua mamake sijui jibu ananilisha pumba tu nikawashushuaje na uongo wao….hahahahhahaha……

Hapo mwalimu kakaa pembeni anawapa marks jinsi wanavyo present na kuengage na wazazi wako juu ya  topic  ya Bill of rights.

Wakalikosea jibu so nikawapa jibu….

5th ammendment the right not to say something or answer questions that can cause one to  increminate him/herself ilileta balaaaa…hahaha..

.Chezea mama mjuaji sasa…eeeh naangalia crime shows 24/7 nikawapatia kaswali hapo hapo…lol..

Nikawatwanga swali lingine…. Lol. Bhoke nakununa kote huko kuwa mamake anauliza uliza sana maswali

ila ilimsaidia sana maana kulikuwa na marks za 5 za jinsi mzazi wako alivyokuwa engaged na presentation yako.

Mzazi wako asipouliza swali unakosa marks 5.

Yani natamani Bhoke aongeze ushoga na huyu mtoto maana mamake Katie ni noma…

Hana mchezo na mwanae…Yani huyu ni mnoko mie nyuma… Yani aliweka uso wa mbuzi mwanzo mwisho….

Alafu alihisi mwanae hakushiriki project vizuri na Bhoke, which is true. Bhoke alikuwa analala saa 4 usiku kila siku anafanya hii project. So huyu amma alivyoona mwanae anababaika we akabadilika,Akaakunja uso.

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Yule mama hakuamini Bhoke alivyomtetea mwanae kuwa nae alisaidia project akamwambia Bhoke amuonyeshe exacty part aliofanya mwanae…

Muone shosti Bhoke alivyo loyal jamani… She aint no snitch…hahahah…Ona anavyomtetea shogake na ni uongo mtupu…Huyo mtoto kama kasaidia basi ni very small part ila ona Bhoke anavyotudanganya wamama watu wazima na akili zetu… Mfyuu…Mie hapo nilikuwa natamani kumtonya huyo mama ila Bhoke angeni mind mnoooo…Nikanyamaza… But tulivyofika home nimemwambie Bhoke asidhani anamsaidia rafiki yake anamwaribu tu…..

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Yule mama anamuuliza Bhoke kama na mwanae alimsaidia project. Cheki Bhoke anavyomsaidia shogake sasa….lol..

Mie nikiwa na vijana wangu…. Yani they me so proud these 2……

Wazazi na mabinti zao….

Mie na mwanangu kipenzi…..

Awww,mama na mwana….

Uwiii, hiki kitoto kilipita tu ikabidi nikiite, nikamwambia amefanana na mtoto wa kiume, akasema ” aanitwa Kenzo? Cassandrah tells me I look like her brother, all the time”  lol… Kacute jamani… Cna you imagine jamani one day eti nitakuwa na dume la mbegu kubwa hivi jamani… Dah…..

Bibie full kujisuka mwenyewe kwenye kioo hizi rasta… Kesho yake aliumwa misuli ya mikono mpaka akakoma…

She is grounded… NO SALOON,NO TV,NO PHONE,NO IPAD,NO KWENDA KWA JIRANI KUHANG NA SHOGAKE NA SHOGAKE NO KUJA KWETU.

entertainment yake ni kucheza na Keanu tu… Akimaliza kusoma anaboreka mpaka anataka kudata…

Kaboa sana. Mtu juzi tu katoka pewa certificate ya academic achievement alafu eti last week nalewa another report tena na barua juu natakiwa kwenda shule coz your she is danger of not being promoted. Eti kapata D kwenye Physical education (P.E). Who fails physcial education jamani… Ila nilipanick nilivyosoma barua mwanao kapata D kwenye somo moja, nikaa scroll down report huku natetemeka sasa kuona somo lenyewe P.E ilibidi nicheke…Kha!!!

Ila bibie sikumwonyesha kuwa nilicheka na akalamba adhabu kama kafeli somo la kawaida….. Maana hiyo D imemshushia G.P.A yake yani….Na shuleni they dont care wanasema lazima hiyo grade ipande int he next few weeks or else she wont walk the stage kwenye graduation yako…Imagine P.E imletee kasheshe lote hilo.. Yani ni kwamba hata upate A masomo yoooooooooote ukifeli somo moja tu wao wanahesabu umefeli tu. Yani bora upate C masomo yooooote kuliko upate yote A alafu moja upate D. Yani sijawaelewa hiis system yao…Lol….

Yani this week kabisa pushup za ma maan huko P.E kaja anaumwa kila sehemu. Kafanya squat mapaja yote yanawaka moto maana asipo try hard uko P.E  maisha yatazidi kuwa magumu kwake.. Atajutraaaa

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MPARE ANAPOTAPELIWA $60……LOL…….

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Uwiii leo Westfield mall paliwaka moto….

Story iko hivi, last year around November hivi nilikuwa mall nikaona ka kioski watu wamejaa wanaonyeshwa steam iron ndogo nzurii,

wanaonyeshwa jinsi ya kupiga pasi nguo fastaaaa… Basi nikadata nazo ukizingatia kuwa basi za kawaida zinapausha nguo na pia ni kazi haswa kupiga pasi zile pasi yani ni rahisi uwiiii… Basi hapo hapo nkatoa $60 yangu nkanunua. Sikuitumia kwa kipindi kirefu tu, more than a month. Kuna siku nikasema niitumie. Basi nikaitoa kwanza mie mwenyewe nikashangaa kilivyo chepesi nkasema anyways labda ndo mambo ya technology. Mzungu alivyo kiona tu acha acheke akasema hii pasi gani jamani mbona imekaa kama toy umeinunua wapi? Nkawambia, akamuita Bhoke akamuonyesha, acha waanze kucheka yeye na Bhoke maana kweli kimekaa kama kitoy, Nikawaambia nyie acheni ushamba hii pasi nimeona mwenyewe inavyofanya mambo makubwa, nimeona kwa macho yangu. Basi Lance akaichukua akaichomeka kwenye umeme. We acha ilete shoti,umeme ukazimika. Tukawasha umeme tukachomeka tena, umeme ukazimika na chenyewe kika blow up… Uwiii tukaingia online sasa kutafuta hiyo company labda kuna customer service niwaambie. Uwiii hakuna ha customer service wala matako.. Uwii kumbe nimetapeliwa bwana….hahahahhahahaha…

Navyojiona mtoto wa mjini kumbe nimetapelewa…Hhahhaa.. Kesho yake nikaenda mall, sasa wako? washasepa. Nikawa kila nikienda mall siwakuti wala. Leo sasa nimetoka kumchukua Kenzo shule nikasema ngoja niende mall kununua some liquid lipstics from Sephora. Basi nikaenda zangu Sephora nikanunua vitu vyangu, ile naondoka natupa jicho si nikaona tena ile stand ya pasi na wanaonyesha tena watu kupiga pasi…uwiiiiii, mbona nilchanganyikiwa ,kwanza nilikuwa mstaarabu nikawaambia noamba refund fastaa hata kama hawana hapo wanipe cheque or something maana pasi wameniuzia bomu. We waarabu wakajifanya eti sio wao,wao wamehamia hapo mall just last week, hawanitambua wala nini…

Weeee,nikalianzisha,kwanza niliwaambia wateja wooooooote wasinunue, uwiii,mbona wateja walianza kurudisha pasi hapo hapo na waliozuznguka wakasepa. Hapo kwenye video ni kwamba nimeshawafukuzia wateja woooote na wengine imebidi wawarudishie pesa maana walikuwa ndo wamelipia wanaondoka. Uwiii wazungu wamenishukuruje kwa kuwaokoa na hizo pasi feki. Yani mmooja mpaka alipiga picha na mimi akasema atanitag instagram kuwa im her hero of the day..hahahahaha…Nilicheka…..

Basi eti hasira ndo huyo mwarabu akajifanya eti ananiitia polisi…Uwiiii, hapo ndo allinipandisha mashetani. Jamani kuniibia uniibie,badala uniaombe msamaha unajifanya mbabe unaniitia na polisi… Tatizo aliniona mwafrica na li accent langu la kiafrica akajua huyu atakuwa hana papers ngoja nimtishie polisi…We,mbona aliweka simu chini akakimbia mwenyewe,Yani nilimfata nyuma huku namwita mwizi mpaka akakimbia toilet ya wanaume. Hahahhahahaha….. Yani wafanyakazi woooote wakatawanyika wakaacha kibanda kipo hakina mtu….Eti wanazuga zuga vibanda vya watu wengine pembeni wanajifanya hawahusiki pale…. Washenzi wakubwa…

Naomba msishangazwe na hiyo broken english hao waarabu english yao ndo ile ya wahindi na waarabu wa Dubai. Wanaelewa present tense only. Ukiongea past tense or future tense haelewi… Maana mwanzo nilitumia neno stole wakaanza niuliza what stole? what stole? nikasema steal ndo wakaelewa…. Wamenikumbusha enzi za Dubai Lance na umarekani wale alijikuta mpaka anasahau proper enlgish anaongea broken english tu…hahahahah…Maana hawaelewi kitu ukiongea vizuri….

Oh yeah nilikuwa narecord sababu marekani huchelewi kugeuziwa kesi. Wangeweza nigeuzia kesi baada ya kuona polisi wakasema labda nimetumia hate speech kama kuwaita ma terrorist au magay. Maana marekani maneno yanaweza kukufunga. Au wangeweza kusema niliwasukuma au kuwapiga vibao. Ndo maana nikawa narecord kila kitu just in case na mie nna ushahidi wangu…..

So walimu wa kiingereza mkajambe…..

Basi baada ya hiyo video nikasema nirudi home niwaache watoto na baby sitter nibebe kile  ki pasi chao nirudi mall. Kumbe mzungu alishaitupa ile pasi…hahaha

Hiki ndo kilichonipeleka mall leo. Uwiiii ,ladies achacheni na lipstic za zamani, unaambiwa sasa hivi mambo yote liquid lipstics.Hata mac nao wanatoa zao sometime next month. Yani unaambiwa ziko pigmented balaaa…. Hivi za kat Von D ndo zimesifiwa mnooo na makeup gurus nikaona nizinunue 3 kwanza nijaribishe….Nimenunua na za Anastasia Beverly Hills online, nasubiaje zifike sasa…..

Yani nilikuwa so excited nifike home nikajaribishe lipstics zangu, ila natoka Sephora tu ndo nakumbana na matapeli wa pasi….

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WAGANDA WALIA KWA UCHUNGU- “BRING BACK OUR ZARI + WATANZANIA WAMDAI ZARI MIMBA YAO…..

Jamani najua mshachoka habari za Zari na Diamond ila sasa leo ni slow Monday sina habari. Sasa kuliko kuto update blog si bora hata nimweke Zari jamani….Msinune….lol..

Haya watanzania wametahamaki huko instagram wakimdai Zari mimba ya ndugu yao Diamond….hahaha,kila picha akiweka ni kuulizwa mbona mimba haiko,mara haionekani…Yani ilimradi purukushani….

Na Zari nae sometimes anapanick anaanza kutukanana nao…hahhaha…

Tatizo wabongo wamezoea kuwa mwanamke akitangaza mimba basi inakuwa imeshapita mienzi minne. Yani angalau first trimester imekwisha. Hawakujua hawa wenzao walitangaza mimba ikiwa na wiki 2 labda ndo maana miezi inaenda tumbo bado halionekani…..

Jamani wapeni muda,sasa mnampa pressuere dada wa watu awaonyeshe mimba mpaka jana kawapigia picha ya kavaa swim suit akawatunishia kitumbo….hahahahhahahaha……..Yani wamemwandama kuwa hana mimba ,wengine wamesema anavaa zile suit za mimba mpaka mama wa watu ikabidi apige hii picha kavaa smim suit akatunisha tumbo waone lipo…hahahahhahaha

Atajutraaaaa kuwajua wabongo…Wabongo usitangaze mimba mpaka iwe inaonekana tayari la sivyo unatafuta headache tu…

Hahahhaah, embu soma comment ya Zari ,hahahhaa kumbe anajua na kuchamba kwa kiswahili…hahahahhahaha.Chezea wabongo wewe lazma wakupanikishe….. hahhhahaha

Jamani mvumilieni miezi mingine miwili tumbo litaonekana vizuri, after 2 months kama bado halijatokezea hata mie dada enu ntawasaidia kumdai mimba etu…. hahahahahhahahahha,uwiiii, im just playing jamani…..

Ila jamani, seriously, embu mwacheni huyu dada jamani aenjoy mimba yake maana anavyohangaika kwenye picha, yani unaona kabisa hajiamini, mara ageuke apige picha za nyuma tu ili watu wasiulizie mimba, mara apige picha za kiuno na tako ili watu waongelee tako wasahau mimba,yani tafrani tupu….

Ila sisi wanawake tukipenda mwanaume jamani, sijui tunakuwaje, yani tunakuwa mafala flani. Hivi what happened to this woman jamani???

I swear, zamani nilikuwaga namuona huyu dada bonge moja la boss lady na maofisi yake na ma lamborgini  yake . Hivi what happened to haya maofisi yake?? maana siku hivi hana shughuli mjini zaidi ya kuonyesha picha za kushikwa shikwa na Diamond, mimba ya Diamond,  anavyoswim au kudrive gari kamaliza.

What about the business side? yale mapicha yake ya kutafuta hela, maofisi ya maana nini na nini. Yani siku hizi akiweka picha ya biashara insta ni kwenye duka lake tena inabidi apige picha kijiupande tu cha duka maana naskia ilibidi ahame from the big store akafungue duka dogo.

na hata hizo picha za hilo duka lake ni once a month ndo ataweka. Yani yeye now hataki hata kupromote biashara zake anymore huko instagram zaidi ya kupromote mimba yake au picha za mapenzi…. Imagine now ndo ana followers kibao hatangazi biashara hata moja,ni kutangaza mapenzi tuuuu….

Dah, kuna waliokuwa waliokuwa wanakuwa inspired sana na huyu mwanamke enzi zake za uboss lady nowadays  kabakia bosslady  wa jina tu….hahaa

Jamani tulilalamika na  “bring back our Wema “mpaka tukarudishiwa Wema wetu mnaonaje Waganda nao wakasimama kidete na “BRING BACK OUR BOSSLADY”.  HAHAHHAHHA…Ila kuna kitu about Diamond jamani, mwanamke akiwa nae anapoteza mwelekeo kabisa wa maisha anakuwa hana dreams anymore wala hana ambitions anakuwa anawaza mapenzi tuuuu na kujionyesha kuwa yeye ni mwanamke wa Diamond. Bila kujua kwamba chances are huyo Diamond alichompendea mwanzoni mpaka akakutongoza ni sababu ulikuwa una maisha yako, pesa zako, una work hard etc.Alafu sasa ukimpata unaacha kuhustle Job Title yako inatoka from Bosslady to Mrs.Diamond. Hahahahahha…. Ladiet never ever  lose focus ya maisha yako sababu ya mwanaume. Kama wewe ni hustler endelea kuwa hustler hata ukimpata Bill Gates, sisemi kwamba pesa unayopata eti ndo umsaidie kulipa bills hapana (Ladies, always remember this statement ” my money is my money, his money is our money)ila  tengeneza pesa yako weka savings zako siku kikinuka uko powaaaaaaa, tena hakutesi akikuletea vya kuleta unaanza mdogo mdogo coz una means zako za kukuletea pesa zako.

Banange waganda wako wapi? lieni jamani “BRING BACK OUR ZARI” HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Sie tulishampata mtu wetu bado nyie….hahahaha…. Maana Zari anapoelekea soon hata pesa ya saloon itakuwa shydeerrr….Kweli tena, wewe angalia hata nguo zake anazovaa siku hizi ni zile za Mr. Price. Na S.A kulivyo na maduka ya maana sasa…..

MWEEEH NTACHAMBWAJE SASA?????HAHAHAHHA

NAINGIA KULALA…GNITE.

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MY INSTAGRAM FASHION PAGE……. MANGE_STYLEZ

Hey friends…. So nimeanzisha page ya fashion on instagram…. Page imekaa kifashion zaidi ili nina malengo ya kuifanyia biashara baadae.

Nime notice wanawake wengi huko instagram kutoka kona zote duniani wanapenda kufollow page za fashion au za makeup.

So nikaona nianzishe page ya fashion ili nipate followers kutoka nchi zingine pia hususani marekani then nikifikisha angalau followers laki 2 ambao ni none Tanzanians niwachomekezee hiyo biashara humo humo…… 

Ni kwamba kila siku iendayo kwa Mungu ntakuwa navaa nguo mpya hata weekends pia..

Ukifollow make sure unamtag rafiki yako eeh……lol..

Ila sasa kwenye hii page naomba tujitahidi ku comment kwa kizungu wapenzi maana mtu asiejua kiswahili atahisi anapotezwa.Hata broken we andika tu, mie mwenyewe mwenye page najilazimisha tu…..lol… Kama hujui english kabisa kabisa feel free kuandika kwa kiswahili

account inaitwa MANGE_STYLEZ

UPDATE:

Uwiii I won’t post kila siku maana nimeona inamchukulia mwanangu too much time maana yeye ndo photographer wangu. Asije feli shule akajidai sababu kila siku iipigie apige picha.hahahahhaha…

So we  will shoot over the weekends only, maana this week homework hazijafanyawa….lol….

Twende kazi. Alafu pia msione kimya kwenye page ya hollywoodshopaholics, nimeona nifungue duka kabisa bongo… So mzigo uko njiani ila tutakuwa kwenye kile kiofisi chetu mpaka contract ya rent iishe ndo ntafungua a proper show. Nguo zooooote kaliii alafu zote ni laki mpaka laki na nusu… Wembamba na wenye uzito wa kawaida ndo wata enjoy..

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LINEX FT. DIAMOND – SALIMA

Wimbo sio mbaya ila pia uko very average. Yani sio wimbo wenye kiwango wakuingia hata 5 bora.

Ni maoni yangu tu jamani, naomba msinichambe huko instagram….hahhahahahahhahaha…..

Management ya Diamond inabidi iwe makini zaidi,Diamond ni superstar mkubwa sana sasa hivi hatakiwi kufanya collabo sizizo na kiwango kama hizi…Yes ni vizuri akiwasaidia wenzake ila pia inabidi ila inabidi huyo anaetaka kusaidiwa aje na songi la ajabu ndo Diamond afanye collabo,maana nyimbo kama hizi sizizo na viwango zinaingia kwenye historia yake atiiii…. N

Linex ni mwimbaji mzuri sanaaa na sauti yake very unique, yani naipenda mnooooo sauti yake, ila nae mashairi yamekwisha….Tunarudi pale pale kwenye kununua nyimbo sasa…Yani kwa level ya Linex na Diamond hii nyimbo ni BIG NO… Sio mbaya ila iko too average yani kama ni kutoa maksi mie naipa 5 Out 10.

Kwa level aliofikia   Diamond anatakiwa kufanya collabo kama hii tu….UWIII huu wimbo mpaka leo huwa unanidatishaaaa…Ni balaaaa….

Sasa hii ndo collabo ya level ya Diamond……

Nimefurahi kuona mmoja wa mameneja wa Diamond, Babutale amekubaliana na mimi kuhusu issue ya wasanii kutoa allbum.

Na kasema vizuri sana kwamba heshima ya msanii ni kutoa album. Yani it is so true. Ni kama msanii atake kwenda kufanya collabo na msanii mkubwa wa majuu cha kwanza atakachoulizwa na management ya huo msanii ni kwamba je ametoa album ngapi na sio je katoa single ngapi?

And it doesn’t make sense wanavyodai kuwa hailipi kutoa album na hapo hapo wanasema kuwa kuwa wanategemea kupata pesa kutokana na kufanya show au hizo tour za nchi za nje….Je unafanyaje show bila kuwa na album au tuseme nyimbo nyingi mpya? So unaweka career yako nzima kwa kufanya show kwa kutumia only 1 single na nyimbo 5 ulizoimba 5 yrs ago zikahit. Watoe ma album bila kutegemea mauzo ya album zao ila waendelee hivyo hivyo kutegemea show na show zao zitazidi kubamba na kuwapatia mahela. Ila kweli msanii apitie career yake nzima bia kuwa na album au kuwa na album moja tu kweli? It means hana long term focus ya career yake yeye anaangalia hapa tu juu… Cha maana ni kwamba hizo cd zisambazwe vizuri, yani tusema cd ziwekwe shoppers, mlimani city, yani kweli tusema mtu umefanya shopping yako pale mlimani city pale mwisho wakati unacheck out unakutana na ma CD ya diamond la bonge la cover kweli hutochukua ukadumbukiza kwenye kapu lako ukanunue kuliko kuanza kuhangaika kitaa uko ukachomeweze CD ulipe elfu 5 siju 10 kuchomewa tena macd yenyewe low quality ukisikiliza mara 5 tu yanaanza kukwaruza. Si bora ulipe 20,000 ununue kitu original? Au cd zao zinauzwagwa how much kwani?  Pia wakumbuke kuuza nyimbo zai kwenye itunes ili wale wasio na access ya kununua hizo CD from Tanzania tuweze kuingia itunes na kudownload nyimbo zao. Mie naona swala ni usambazaji mzuri tu. Hata kwenye mabar kuwe kuna stand za original CD za wasanii, maana watu wakilewa ndo wanapenda mziki hatari atanunua cd tu.

All in all jamani watazania walioko nje wanapenda sana sana sana nyimbo za Tanzania,maana zinawakumbusha home na watanunua hizo albums zao kupitia itunes. Tuseme msanii atoe album yake  hata kama hana msambazaji lets say akaipandisha album yake itunes akatarget kuwauzia watanzania 50,000 tu walioko nje ya nchi. Mablog, watu wa instagram na social media zooote tukampa promo ya maana online.Hao watazania 50,000 kati ya watanzania mamilioni walioko nchi za nje wakanunua album kwa dola $5 tu jamani. Unajua msanii anakuwa amecollect revenue ya $250,000 kwa mauzo ya itunes tu. Hapo hajapiga show wala nini $250,000 ni sawa na ths milion 425,000,0000. Jamani hapo msanii haja recover cost za kutengeneza album ,kulipa song writers, producers,videos pamoja na kununua nyumba juu tena sio nyumba ya kujenga over 10yrs ya kununua papo kwa papo.Hapo haja hesabu shingi mbili tatu za album zilizouzika kihalali.

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OMMY DIMPOZ – WANJERA

Video nzurije sasa? very creative yani. Wema kang’arishaje video sasa, chezea Wanjera wewe…..

Mweeeh yani naona hata uzito kuongea nachotaka kuongea sababu Wema yupo kwenye hiyo video alafu nampenda mnooooo OMMY DIMPOZ….

Anyways, nyimbo ni mbayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hata ya Ali Kiba afadhali….Dah……

Jamani artisits anzeni kununua nyimbo sasa,plsssssssssssss…. Mkiendelea kutoa nyimbo mbaya hivi mtafunikwa na new talent maana wao bado ndo wanaingia na materia mpya ila nyie material zenu nzuri zimekwisha now inabidi muuingishe ungishe….

Dah, inasikitisha sana……Ali Kiba, Ommy Dimpoz, Diamond, Vanessa Mdee and Juma Jux wana potential ya kufa mtu ila nyimbo zinawalet down sasa…….Please tafuteni watu wawaandikie… Especially Juma Jux, aisee alivyo na swaga kama za kina Chris Brown akiandikiwa songi moja la hatari mbona ata blow up in a day…..

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NAOMBA MNISAIDIE KUMSHAURI…….

OOT; Jamani naombeni ushauri wa kumpa huyu binti, alikua akifanya kazi za ndani Mtwara. Tajiri yake alikua hajaoa ,basi wakaanzisha mahusiano,alipopata mimba alimwambia atoe ila binti aliogopa kuhofia maisha yake, akaamua kujifungua ila huyo bosi wake alimtimua,akarudi kwao kujifungua, bahati nzuri akapata watoto wawili yani twins,alirudi kumwambia baba watoto ambae alikua tayari kwenye uhusiano mwingine, alipinga vikali akisema hiyo mimba haikua yake na wala wtoto sio wakwake, tangia hapo binti anahangaika na watoto saivi mwaka tano,aliamua kushitaki mahakamani kutokana na ushauri wa watu lakini huko mahakamani waliambiwa wapime DNA, majibu yalitoka asilimia 99.9, lakini kesi hadi leo hua inapigwa tarehe tu huu mwaka wa tatu sasa sijui kinahitajika nini ili kutoa hukumu, huyo binti ameshakata tamaa kabisa anasema kuhudhuria mahakamani kuna mgharimu sana ukizingatia maisha yake ya chini, hela anayopata ndo inamsaidia yeye,mamake na watoto wake,nilikua naomba maoni yenu afanyeje maana mwisho wa siku sisi sote ni wanawake tunahitaji kusaidiana. huyu mwenzetu naona atakufa na stress anazidi kupungua, kwa kifupi hali yake sio nzuri najitahidi kumshauri lakini mchango wenu pia ni wa muhimu mungu awabariki.

Kuwasiliana nasi tuma email kwenda mangekimamambi@hotmail.com

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MADEMU WAMEKUWA MAFIA: EZDEN AREKODIWA NA DEMU WAKE….

Unaambiwa ni baraaaaaaa…… Mademu wa kibongo sasa wamekuwa mafiaaaaa….

Story ni kwamba baada ya Ezden kutupiwa nguo nje na aliekuwa akimuhifadhi a.k.a mke wake Didah Mchops basi akaokotwa na

dada mwingine anaitwa Moza, huyo dada akamchukua Ezden wakawa wanaishi kwake… Ila sasa unaambiwa huyo Moza alikomaje kwa Ezden, unambiwa Ezden kazi ni wanawake tu…hahahah… Unaambiwa usiku halali anachati na Mbuta Nanga tuuu…hahahahahhahahahaahhahaha..Moza anadai Ezden alikuwa anatumiwa pesa Western Union na Mbuta Nanga. Basi akipokea vipound akachange kwenye tsh basi humo ndani Moza anakomajeeee…hahahahhaha..Hilo gubu lake… Na pesa hizo hizo akipata ni kwenda kuhonga mademu wengine,bora hata angekuwa anamuhonga Moza….Uwiii ntachambwajwe na Mbuta leo…hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahha……

Sasa Moza akaona isiwe shida bora amuaibishe jamaa,maana anadai alikuwa anamvumilia na kibamia chake na kumlea juu huku jamaa anamletea shobo… Basi ndo akaamua kumrekodi jamaa na kuachia hizo video kwenye instagram….KIRUUUU….

Nimeshindwa kununa au kucheka kwenye huu mkasa maana wanaume wamezidi sana kuturekodi wanawake na kutudhalilisha bora kina dada nao waanze kuwa mafia…..hahahhahahaha… Huyu Moza kiboko lakini uwiiiii….Unajua kamrekodi jamaa uchi kabisaaa mpaka jamaaa alivyokuwa anamlamba nyapu demu anarekodi….Ila sasa akaaharibu kitu akasahau kusogeza pochi zake ambazo anapenda sana kuzibeba so huko insta watu ndo wakaunganisha handbags zake ndo ikajulikana kuwa ni Moza mwenyewe ndo kamrekodi bwanake na hapo ni chumbani kwake….

Ila duh,anapoishi huyu dada ni getooooooooooooooo. Duh yani ile definition ya geto yenyewe ndo wanapoishi Ezden na Moza.Yani ni noumerrr….Labda ndo maana Ezden yupo busy na kina Mbuta anataka kwenda zake London kachoka kuishi geto……hahhhahahahahahha…

Kuna video ingine naskia inaonyesha akiwa anamshughulikia huyo Moza….Hahahha…Unaambiwa Ezden kiuno ka feni..hahahahah…..Kuna wanaomlaumu Moza huko instagram kuwa kafanya vibaya.Wajinga kweli nyie ,mbona kutwa hawa wanaume wanatudhalilisha na hizi video na picha za uchi ? Mnakumbuka siku zile Stella Charga barbie alivyonizingua mbona kuna jamaa alinitumia picha zake za uchi fastaaa tuuu…. Au yule Lulu alierokodiwa na Rumishael akiwa anacheza nyimbo ya yamoto band? mtoto mzuriib,bonge la shepu ila sijui nani atamuoa baada ya ile video.Alafu leo eti mnamlalamikia mwanamke mwenzenu kuwadhalilisha wanaume,mfyuuuuuuu….Mie naona alichokosea ni kwamba tu hakuwa makini mpaka mtu akiangalia video anajua ni yeye ndo karekodi… Na mjiulize hivi kweli mwanamke aliekuwa anampenda boyfriend wake vile mpaka kufikia stage ya kumrekodi ni kwamba alikuwa anateswaje na mwanaume.Yani mpaka kaamua kama noma na liwe noma. Yani huyu dada lazma kasumbuliwa sana huyu jamaa mpaka kafika hatua hii…. Sasa je hawa wanaume wanaoturekodigi bila hata kuwakosea tena mwanamke unakuwa deep in love mwenzio kumbe anakuona kiburudisho cha ku share with his boys….

Anyways, kwa habari zilizonifikia ni kwamba jana Moza alilala central, Chezea Ezden wewe…. Unaambiwa imekuwa bonge la issue naskia Moza anaomba msamaha kwa EZDEN mpaka wazazi wameingilia maana Ezden kachachamaa demu kumrekodi na kumfanyia hivi….

Uwiii Ezden mafia alimfungiaje dougiemasta account yake sasa baada ya dougiemasta kurusha hii video insta? Anyways, mzee mzima dougiemasta kesharudi insta…Uwiii alafu tayari ana follers 10,000..Uwiii in less that 24 hrs ,nimeshindw akushangaa wabongo tunapenda umbea jamaniii…hahahaha… Now dougiemasta  a.k.a president wa TEAM WEMA anapatikana kwa ID hii dougiemasta19. 

Jamani Ezdeni usinifungie blog tu maana wewe ni kiboko kwa technologia.Hivi mnakumbuka huyu jamaa alivyo hack simu ya Dida ikawa sms zote za Dina zinaenda kwa Dida na kwake pia zinaenda??hahaha, Pia through simu ya Dida akawa anajua Dida alipo muda wote ,hahahha,mpaka phone calls naskia alikuwa anazirekodi..Yani jamaa ni mkali flani wa vijimambo vya kuhack simu.. Sasa kuliko kulelewa we Ezden kwanini usitengeneze pesa??Yani hiyo knowledge ya kupokea sms zote za mpenzi wako au mumeo,pamoja na kujua aliko 24/7 through his/her mobile phone uwiii mbona wabongo watailipia hata milioni..hahahahhaha..Lets make money Ezden, if you want to do this niambie mie nakutangazia humu na kuongeza vichumvi chumvi juu mpaka wateja uwachoke wewe mwenyewe then mie unanikatia ka percent flani hivi… …

USHARI WANGU KWA EZDEN

Ezden baada ya Dida nilikushauri uende hata kijijini ukatafute demu mwenye hali ya chini zaidi yako umlete town nae atakuheshimu kupita maelezo.Yani ukimpa elfu 10 anakulamba miguu Ila kwa hawa wa town watakuzingua tu sababu huna cha kuwapa…Ila ukaamua bado wataka wadada wa mujini, ikatokea hii issue.Sasa nakushauri tena.This time nimekusoma vizuri ,wewe ni mwanaume bahili,maana sio kwamba huna uwezo wa kupanga kwako ila ni mwanaume ambae umejiwekea kuwa huwezi tumia pesa yako kwa kitu ambacho wanawake wanweza kukufanyia…

Sasa basi kwa vile unapenda vya dezo, sasa inabidi uwe na mimama.Hapo ndo utaheshimiwa na utakula helaaa weee…. Yes katafute jimama likulee problem yako ni kwamba huna kitu na kidogo ulichonacho hutaki kutumia alafu bado unataka kudate young women. Hiyo haitawezekana. Hapa ni mwendo wa kudate wanawake wa 50yrs and abover basi……. You cant have both, date young women na kuwachuna uwachune…NOPE….Ukitoka na mama mtu mzima kwa kweli ni haki yako kuhongwa maana yataka moyo haswaaa kulala na mwamke mtu mzima ikiwa wewe bado mdogo. Na huyo jimama nae lazma alipie young blood ati…. 

Kwa wale wageni,cheki video hiyo ujue Ezden alifikaje humu ndani…..

Hiyo part anayosema alimchapa mkewe na mikanda huwa inaniacha hoi mpaka leo…Kweli only in Tanzania aiseee….Mtu

anaadmit kumu assault mtu and nothing is done to them….DAH……

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SUNDAYING WITH THE KIDDOS……

UWIIIII, hii ndo b’day gift yangu from baba watoto….

It’s a Sony DSC-RX 100M3. OMG, this little thing is so powerful.

Its is the best point and shoot camera in the market right now….. I love it maana nikadogo,sasa na mie ntaanza beba small purses…..lol..

Ule mtulinga wangu ntakuwa naubeba mara moja moja….

At the Grove with my totos…. We love the Grove maana kuna sehemu ya nyama choma hiyo ni balaaaaa…

Mama watatu…..

Dada kubwa….

Brothers…

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KAJALA IS NASTYYYYYYYYYYY…..EWWWW!!

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OMG, Mtoto kaongeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa…..Jamani kama huna pa kuangalia hii video embu nenda hata internet cafe…

Yani huwezi kuikosa hii video…

Uwiii, Wema finally kaamua kufunguka kuhusu Kajala yani mtoto kaongeaaaaaaaaa mpaka mie mwenyewe nimepata midadi…hahahhaha….

Wema amesema Kajala is the worst friend she has ever had……. Na kasema ana regret kumsaidia Kajala,ile kumlipia kumtoa jela anasema anaregret vibaya sana…..Uwiiii,yani midadi imenipatandajeee….hahahhaha…Chezea umbea ukinoga…..

Jamani nasemaga kila kitu bwana when it comes to wanaume its “surviva of fittest”. Mie kwa kweli naonaga ni upuuzi kumsakama mwanamke eti kisa kaiba sijui mume wa nani au bwana wa nani. Ni upuuzi mtupu… Mume wako utajuana nae, yani mie nipo single,sina wa kunijali wala kunitake care mwanaume kanifata eti nimkatae kisa kaoa?? uwii,haiwezekani…. Na pia nasemaga mwenye mume pia ana haki ya kwenda kumvinja kiuno aliemwimbia mume wake..Wote wako right.

Mwanamke mshenzi, mbaya,MCHAWIIIIIIII, anaetakiwa kurushiwa mawe ni mwanamke anaechukua mume au bwana wa RAFIKI yake,au NDUGU yake…. Yani mwanaume umemjulia kwa shoga yako then unatoka nae? mie huo mwanamke namuona hana utu wala roho….

Sasa ndo Kajala alilomfanyia Wema. Baada ya Wema kuamua kumuacha CK na  kurudi kwa Mr. Ngololo basi Kajala huku nyuma akaamua yeye ndo ampunguzie maumvivu ya kuachwa shemeji wake CK…Uwiiii, mshenzijeeee huyu dada……Imagine, Wema alimvyomsaidia, sio kumsaidia tuseme Wema alivyookoa maisha yake……Uwiii unajua Kajala angekuwa bado kafungwa mpaka leo hii jamani kama sio Wema kutoa zile pesa. Maana zile pesa ilibidi zitolewe sekunde ile ile pale pale nasio hata kesho yake…..Alafu nawashangaa mamburula wanaosemaga eti pesa zenyewe hazikuwa za wema zilikuwa na CK… Yani madivision 5 utayajua tu, haya Wema mwenyewe kawaambia pesa zilikuwa zake.Hata kama hazikuwa zake, tuseme sawa zilikuwa na huyo CK, je kama Wema asingekuwa na roho nzuri ya kutuka kumsaidia rafiki yake huyo CK angetoa? au huyo CK alikuwa hapo mahakamani anasubiria Kajala atolewe hukumu atoe pesa? Huyo Kajala alikuwa anajua hata kuna mtu anaitwa CK??? Eti elo hii anajitetea pesa zenyewe hazikuwa za Wema… How stupid is  she? I mean really. Unajua kuna wanawake wengine wajinga. Nakumbuka long time nipo chuo mimi na dada mmoja tulimsindikiza  rafiki yetu mmoja shopping aliokuwa anapelekwa na jamaa yake duka flani lilikuwa linaitwa kwa bibi.Lilikuwaga very famous kipindi hiko. Huyo dada yeye kachagua nguo,kamaliza akatustua na sie shoga zake akasema chagueni nguo jamaa atalipa tu. Tukachagua fasta jamaa akalipia. Eti yule mwenzangu aliepewa offer na mimi acha aanze kutoa asante mia mia kwa yule jamaaa,, yani njia nzima tunarudishwa chuo anamshukuru jamaa,kha. Nilimshangaaa maana yule jamaa hakuwa hata na wazo la kutupa offer ni rafiki yetu ndo alitoa offer,yani yule rafiki yetu alimind kishenzi akastukia yule rafiki yetu mwingine anamtaka jamaa yake…..Alimtosaje,hahahhaha…… Mie sikumbuki hata kusema ahsante kwa yule jamaa nilimshukuru rafiki yangu basi,maana yeye ndo atamwambia boyfriend wake ahsante kwa kuwapa offer rafizi zangu sio sisi kumpa ahsante kumi kumi ka tunamjua vile… Ndo hii sasa, eti hela hazikuwa za Wema, madivison 5 ni shyderrrr….lol

Madivison 5 wengine nao wanasema eti huyo CK alikuwa mume wa mtu so Wema pia alimuiba so kuna ubaya gani na Kajala akimuiba??? REALLY?????

Hivi huwa mnakuwaga mmelewa mkiandika au? Hata kama niko na mume wa mtu, wewe yule ni shemeji yako PERIOD, kama ni mume wa mtu haikuhusuuuuuuuu….. Hayo ya yeye kuwa mume wa mtu niachie mie na mke wake….Wewe ni shemeji yako, PERIOD…..

Kajala kama utasoma hii ngoja nikwambia ukweli, you will never ever succeed au find happiness kwenye maisha yako sababu ya hiko ulichokifanya….

Ungekuwa umemfanyia hiki rafiki wa kawaida labda ungeweza kimbia KARMA yake ila umemfanyia mtu ambae alikuwa na mapenzi makubwa sana kwako… Haki ya nani,ni kama vile baba yako au mama yako akuachie laana jinsi itakavyokusumbua ndo hili la Wema. Yes, Wema hajakuzaaa ila alichokufanyia Wema kwenye maisha yako hata mama yako aliekuzaa alishindwa kukufanyia pale mahakamani. Mama yako si alikuwa analia tu pale huku wanataka kukuingiza kwenye tingatinga urudishwe segerea. Baba yako nae? si alikuwa amekaa tu anakuna kichwa? Which means Wema alichokufanyia ni mapenzi ambayo hata wazazi wako hawakuweza kukufanyia… So akikutolea laana lazma ikusumbue sanaaaaaaa……

Kuna marafiki na kuna watu ambao wamepita urafiki. Ndo Wema alivyofikia kwako…Sisemi Wema is perfect. Labda kuna kitu Wema alikukera au nini.Ila it doesnt matter what she did to you, yani lolote alilokufanyia linakuwa cancelled mara 1,000 kutokana na alichokufanyia wewe. Yani kama alikukosea ilikuwa haki yako kuacha nae urafiki ukaenda kuishi maisha yako mengine ila sio kwenye kutoka na huyo CK.. Yani that was “NASTY. It means hukuwahi kumpenda ila ulikuwa unatamani maisha yake na kutaka kua kama yeye… Just because alikusaidia it doesnt mean ndo ungekuwa mtumwa wa Wema, hapana ,kama urafiki ulikushinda basi ungeachana nae kwa uzuri tu ila sio hiko ulichofanya. Na hii itaku haunt maisha yako yooote,yani imekutia doa kubwa sana. Hata ukiwa na mashoga now trust me,hakuna atakae kutrust kukuweka karibu. Wtakuwa wanacheka na wewe kwa mbali ila sijui kukuonyesha mumewe au boyfriend wake hakuna atakae fanya hilo kosa…

Tukirudi pale kwenye laana, mie naupa ushauri huu…Kutoka na video,yani nilichokiona ni kwamba Wema kaumia sanaaaaaaaaa. Na sio sbabau ya CK.Ila because it was you….Yani asingejali huo CK atoke hata na wanawake mia maana alimwacha mwenyewe ila ameumia sana wewe kutoka nae…So kwa jinsi nilivyomsoma Wema hapo,nikwamba ameumia sanaaaa,na bado anahasira flani…..Ila mie namjua sana Wema sio mtu wa kuweka kinyongo au kumchukia mtu… Kama una hata kijichembe cha utu ilichobaki ndani yako mtafute Wema,kamuombe msamaha. Sio kwamba muwe marafiki tena, maana hiyo itakuwa ngumu.Ila ili uweze kuishi kwa amani na Wema pia aishi kwa amani. Kamuombe msamaha ili akusamehe ,tena akusamehe toka moyoni ndo utakuwa free of this laana…….Trust me ni laana,maana  wewe ndo ulikuwa shoga wa karibu ,mwenzio kakuweka karibu na mtu wake wameachana siku mbili tatu wewe umejiweka….Ni laana,trust me….

Ila jamani wanawake wengine ni wachawi jamani…Unajua mie I can’t imagine eti navuliwa chupi  na boyfriend wa rafiki yangu…Uwiii kwanza nahisi ningedata kwa aibu tuuu.Hata kama mtu hajui ila mimi tu mweneywe ,yani niki imagine huyu jaamaa anachonifanya right now alikuwaga anafanya na my best friend , EWWWW NASTYYYYYYYY………

Girls, girls, jamani wote tunapenda pesa, au kuhongwa ila naombeni tuweke mipaka.Never ever mchukulie rafiki bwana wake, hata kama wameachana DON’T… IT’S NASTYYYYYYYYYY……EWWWWWW!!! UCHAFUUUUUUUU………

KAJALA KAOMBE SORRRRYYYYY.

Wema na wewe kama unasoma naomba nikushauri kidogo….Umesema unajutia kumsaidia Kajala , naomba usimkufuru Mungu kwa kusema unajuta kumsaidia… Usijute Wema. Unajua sio wewe uliemsaidia Kajala.Mungu ndo aliemsaidia Kajala ila aliamua kukutumia wewe kumsaidia Kajala. Mungu asingetaka Kajala atoke siku ile hata wewe usingewekuwa na senti hata moja benki kama baba yake na mama yake Kajala. Ila there’s a reason why on that particular day you had all that money. Im sure sio kila siku huwa una mamilioni hayo ila on that particula day you had access to that money. So ilikuwa ni kazi ya Mungu aliamua kukutumia wewe kumsaidia Kajala. Which means, you are a very special young woman. We ichukulie kwamba ulikuwa unafanya Mungu alichokupa nguvu, uwezo na busara ya kukifanya. So naomba umuachie Mungu.Ila usikufuru tena kwa kusema unajuta kwa nini ulimsaidia…..Forgive her, hata kabla hajakuomba msamaha..Msamehe.Do it for yourself. Itakuletea so much peace… Na next time usisiste kumsaidia another friend just because ya hii experience na Kajala. Kama unaweza kumsaidia mtu msaidie and expect nothting in return. That way you wont be disappointed. Unaweza kukuta blessings zako nyingii tu Mungu amekupa sababu ya wewe kumsaidia Kajala. Huwezi jua….

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WANAWAKE WENYE MAKALIO MAKUBWA HUZAA WATOTO WENYE AKILI…..LOL

I have bad news and good news. Let me start with the bad news. The bad news is wanawake wasio na matako makubwa watakuwa kwenye wakati mgumu kupata wanaume… Haswaaa wanaume wa kiafrica maana sasa licha ya kuonekana kuwa hawana uwezo wa kumpa maraha mwanaume wa kiafrica sasa yasemekana hata watoto wao hawana quality ya juu kama wapinzani wao wenye makalio makubwa…..

Now the good news is wanawake wenye makalio makubwa now wamepata kisingizio cha kutojipunguza kwa madai kwamba ukubwa wa makalio yao licha ya kuburudisha macho ya mwanaume pia yatamuwezesha kuzaa mtoto mwenye IQ kubwaaa….

uwiiiii mbona mbona makubwa….

Wanasanyansi wanadai kwamba wanawake wenye mawowowo eti mawowo yao yana mafuta fulani hivi, AMAAAAIIIZZZZZING!!!

Eti hao mafuta yaliyopo kwenye hips zao na makalio yao yanawafanya wazae wattoto wenye akili sana eti sababu wakati wa kunyonyesha hayo mafuta yanatumia kupeleka virutubisho kwenye ubongo wa mtoto….

Mweeeh sasa wengine msije jinenepesha bureeee, hapa issue sio unene issue na unene wa kwenye matako tuuuuuu…..hahahhahahaha

Jamani sasa vimbaombao wataolewa na nani huko Africa sasa kama wakianza hizi habari???hahahhahaha

Hahahahha, Nimechoka kabisaa….

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SO SWEET!!!!

Hapa tulikuwa Warsaw, Poland kwenye kambi ya Miss World 2006.  Yeye alitangulia Poland, mimi , dada yake Sunna Sepetu pamoja na kamati ya Miss TZ tulienda Poland a week before miss World.

Hapa nilikuwa nimeenda kumuona kambini , nilipewa just 1hr kuongea nae na kupiga picha then arudi kwa wenzie….

Aisee hii b’day message imeandikwaje kwa hisia nzito…. Yani imetoka moyoni…..

THANK YOU FOR THIS TOUCHING MESSAGE DOGO AKE…….

You are just the realest thing out there. 

I HAVE BEEN YOUR NUMBER ONE FAN FROM DAY ONE….

Goddamit I f***ing love you moreeeee……hahahahhahahaha

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MY 35TH BIRTHDAY……..

Birthday girl….

Mama watatu…

Me and my mdoli…hahahaha…

Mie na kitinda mimba wangu….

Awwww,happy baby….lol..

Uwiii watoto wote hawa nimewazaa eti???? uwiiiii uzeee.com.lol..

Bhoke alituharibia picha na macho ya kulala tukamkatilia mbali…hahahhaha…

Basi leo ilikuwa balaaaa,mnuno wa Kenzo….

Eti kwanini Keanu kavalishwa bow tie na huku yeye hajavalishwa?

Akaniambia mie “mommy you don’t love me, you love Keanu. That;s why you didnt get me a bow”

anaiita bow wala sio bow tie… Jamani sikujua hata kama bow tie ingekuwa issue kwake maana keshazivaa mpaka basi…

duh,nimekoma leo…

hapo ni tunadaiwa ‘BOW” ndo kieleweke… Hacheki na kima….lol

Mwenzie kanuna yeye anachekelea na “BOW” yake….

Huyu ndo dogo alietuharibia siku……

Awwww, my people….

Kenzo hacheki na mtuuuuuu… Full mnuno….

Jamani katuharibia picha leo Kenzo….Eti akasema tumvue Keanu tumvalishe yeye….duh!!!

Sasa mwenzie hiyo “bow” imekuja na hiyo outfit yake tunamvuaje kwa mfano? alafu yeye isingemtosha…Mweeeh..

Kaka mtu amevurugwaaaaaaaa…hahahahhaha

Ngoja tupige picha na asie nuna sie…

Uwiii Keanu lakini kama kazidi ucute sasa…hahahhaha…

Kama kadoli vile…

Sie na mwanetu ambae hakutununia…Tulichoka haribiwa picha na mtu kanuna tuuuu….

Baba na kijana wake asienuna….hahahhaa

Hey Keanu…

Too cute these 2…

Awwwww….

Hahhaah, leo tumecheka so we went to Calfield’s in Beverly Hills for dinner,

sasa tukakuta watu kama 10  tu humo ndani maana leo Wednesday…..Ila tuliinjoy kupiga mapicha bila kumkera mtu…lol…

Dadi ake amesharudi L.A ila now yupo busy balaaaaa hata ukimbeep hakupigiii…..

Anafanya mitihani ya GMAT coz anaanza soma a dual masters degree ya MBA & Real Estate kwa pamoja…..Yani hawezi kumake partner kwenye kampuni yoyote ile bila Masters so imebidi arudi shule na kaamua kusoma MBA sababu ataka apate executive position popote pale…

So the next 2 years will be the hardest for us…. Maana daddy atakuwa shule full time at the University of South California….Uwii ila akimaliza hiyo program atakuwa hot hot hot hot cake ukiweka experience yake na hizo masters mbili,uwiii itakuwa noma…..Tumuombee sasa amalize salama,,,,

Awww, toto and daddy….

REAL MEN WEAR PINK……

Hiki nako kitakuja sukumwa hukooooo….Mtu kanuna sababu yake alafu anaenda kumuegemea….

Awwww, busu from  super sister Bhoke….lol..

Aww, too cute these 2…

Wanangu…

The last 10 days nimepungua sana…..

Jamani mazoezi siyawezi mie mvivu sana so najishindisha njaa mpaka nakoma….lol..

Hahahaha, muone anacheka na pengo lake….MWEEE mtoto alitukosesha raha huyu leo mpaka ikabidi tumbribe tu akaacha…

Kesho nampeleka target akanunue toys…. Yani kuambiwa hivyo ndo kikaanza kucheka…MFYUUU..

Sasa hiyo kesho ntakavyosumbuluwa jamani ili twende huko….DAH…

Toto….

US…

MY FAMILY…. BILA HAWA HAKUNA MIMI…….

MAISHA NDO HAYA…..

Muonze mzee wa ku blow candle za watu alivyo ready….hahahahahhaha

Legs for days!!!!

The princess of our home….

Mommy’s princess……Wenye kumbukumbu sijui mtaikumbuka hii nguo…

I wore it once only tena  5yrs ago in Dubai kwenye white party ya kwenye boat on Tania’s birthday…..

Yani toka niivae kwenye ile birthday niliitupia wapi sijui…Leo nashangaa mtu kaibuka nayo…hahahahhahaha….

Anyways siwezi tena kuvaa kinguo cha kibaby hivi bora kakichukua maana kingepotea au ningekigawa tu…..

Yani anadataga na nguo zangu anasema she cant wait to turn 16 avae my heels na nguo zangu…hahahahhaha

Leo tulimwacha avae heels zangu sababu alikosa flats za kumatch na hiyo nguo….Alifurahije sasa maaana anajua haruhusiwi kuvaa heels na nguo flani flani..Kadata leo nahisi ataota maana hazioni tenaaa hizo heels….lol….

Toto ake mommy…..

Me and my young lady…. Jamani mwanangu ananipita urefu kama hivyo….

America’s next top model….love her to bits…

#LEGSFORDAYS

So After dinner, daddy decided he wants to go to the Beverly Hills hotel for a few beers…..

Tukaenda, uwiii Beverly Hills hotel wanajifanya, tulinyimwa kupiga picha humo maana kuna so many celebs hapo na wealthy people

so no pics tena ule mcamera wangu ndo kabisaaaaa…lol…So tukajitokea zetu nje tukapiga picha……

Hahahah these 2 wanapendanaje sasa….lol..too cute…

US….

Jmaani Keanu anaboaje sasa, Mtu kaanza kusimama like 2 months ago and 3 weeks ago kaanza kutembea. Anatembea 3 steps anadondoka ila leo

eti leo kagoma kusimama mwenyewe nimpige picha na hizo nguo zake…Kaniuzi.Ukimsimamisha tu huyo anatambaaaa….lol….Nikamwambia simnunulii tena pamba nzuri mpaka atembee mwenyewe ,EBO!!!!

Ok simama Keanu, simama ..pleeeeaseeee….

Muone anavyojidondosha jamani…hahahahah..

Yani nimechukua…lol…

Daddy and his boys…

Kila mtu anaekwenda Beverly Hills hotel lazma apige picha hapa ….

MY BABY……

Mama mtu full kufunikwa

BABA NA MAMA WATATU….

GOODNIGHT…..

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BANANGE ! WAGANDA WANAMSHOBOKEAJE JACK PEMBA……LOL

Jack Pemba kwa sasa anaishi Uganda… Sijui ndo zile long vacation zake za kama mwaka hivi then anarudi UK, sijui…lol..

Ila ndo hivyo gosspit media za Uganda habari ni jack Pemba, wanamwita “new money bag in town”

hahahahahhahaha…. Wangewauliza wabongo kwanza habari za Jack Pemba….lol…

Unaambiwa juzi kati kafanya bonge la besdei party lenye theme ya OO7 ,wanasema katumia 100m ya Uganda…hahahhaa

kabla ya besdei unaambiwa  alitumia Johnie Walker kuosha gari yake….hahahahahhaa…Waganda wamedataje nae sasa…..

Ila kweli wanawake taste zetu zinatofautiana, hivi kweli unaweza kutoka na mwanaume anatumia kinywaji kuosha gari lake? doesnt matter ana utajiri gani but kwa kufanya hivyo tu inakwambia akili zake zipoje…..hahahaha..Pia inakwambia hana hela za kivileeeeee, matajiri wanauchungu na pesa zao wewe, matajiri ni wabahili. Hawachezei pesa. 

Ila mie nampendaga sana Jack PEMBA wakati naandaa mambo ya Miss TZ nilikulaga sana mihela yake…hahahahahahahaha……

Yani alikuwaga mshkaji wangu balaaaa…. Ilimradi nimstue aje kwenye mazoezi aangalie mademu amwage mahela hapo basi…Alafu enzi za chuo laki 5 mtu unaona kama 5m…hahahhahhahahhaha,,,,,,, Yani alikuwa mshkaji wangu mnooooooooo.

Cake yake ndo hiyo ilikuwa na theme ya James Bond 007…hahahahaha..

Na mwenyewe mmeona nguo zake match na keki….hahahahaha

Unaambiwa ndo aliingia hivi ukumbini na boti …hahahahhahahaha…huku akiwapungia wageni..

Jamani Jack Pemba anashughuli….lol

Dadake huyu wanasema alitoka Tanzania kwenda msuprise kakake huko Uganda…

mmeona bango la 007???lol

Unaambiwa Jacky kajiopolea Ugandan singer , Desire yule wa BBA….

Jacky anapenda mastaaa jamani…Yani wanawake wasiojulikana yeye hawataki…

Huyu Desire nae angemuuliza Aunty Ezekiel habari za JACK PEMBA… Atazalishwa hapo na kuolewa harusi kabisa ila siku ya kurudi UK ikifika atasoma number….hahahhahahahahhahahaha…. Chezea Jack Pemba wewe….

Hivi kwanini kaikimbia Tanzania kaamua kwenda Uganda kutumbua??? mnaojua why  tujuzeni please… Maana hii sio haki jamani, nchini kwake mbona kuna mademu kibao tu who need a guy wa kurusha mahela kama  yeye alafu anaenda wapa waganda?hahahahhahaha

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RAY BAN MIRROR GLASSES GIVEAWAY……..

Uwiii jamani sijawahi nunua sunglasses zikanichukiza kama hizi… Yani hazinipendezi hata kidogo….

Nikasema nimpe Bhoke, akasema eti haipendi…hahahahhahaha..Mtoto mshamba yani eti hapendi…lol..

Na Bhoke akikwambia hapendi kitu bora ukichukue maana atakicha popote Kenzo na Keanu wakichezeee…..

So nikaamua kuwagawia mawaziri wangu…..

Yes mawaziri, kaeni mkao wa kula… Nayatuma bongo kesho. Next week yatakuwa mujini then tutafanya kama tulivyofanya nywele…….

So March 15th ndo itakuwa siku ambayo ntawatangazi miwani iko wapi then ukimbie ukaiwahi…

Niliinunua Nov last yr wakati naenda bongo . Nimeivaa  less than 5 times maana kila nikiivaa nakuwa sijisomi…

I bought them for about $200…

Perfect skin…….. Nimeacha mambo ya creams,sio za kung’arisha wala za kuwakisha……lol..No obagi wala nini…

Natumia moisturizers only and a good face oil…. Makes my skin soft and have a natural glow…..

Kenzo anawapa hie jamani…lol…

Mawaziri only ndo wanaweza kushiriki……

Inabidi unitumie email unipe jina lako la uwaziri ili nikupe password….. Ukiona sikujibu email yako ujue uwaziri wako wa utata….Yani kuna wenye ID ila wanazitumia once a month. Hao sio mawaziri..Naongelea die hard mawaziri……..

email: mangekimambi@hotmail.com

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MAONI YANGU JUU YA ALI KIBA’S NEW SONG – CHEKETUA…….

mmm

Aisee ngumuje kupata time ya kufanya biashara, kulea familia then kublogua???? Nakomajeee…

 Anyways,  leo nimepata chance  ya kusikiliza nyimbo mpya ya Ali Kiba fasta fasta….

I like Ali Kiba’s music but I think he needs to grow kimuziki. Mie naona toka arudi kwenye gemu nyimbo zake zimeshuka kiwango sio nzuri kama za zamani… Au labda tuseme yani  nyimbo zake zote ni vile vile yani hazina tofauti.Yani they sound identical.Anabadilisha vitu vidogo vidogo sana…… Nyimbo zake za zamani zilikuwaga nzuri sana , ila pia yawezekana za sasa hivi zinaoneka sio nzuri sababu zimefanana na za zamani…Yani nyimbo ya Ali Kiba hata uamshwe usingizini bila kusikia hata sauti ukisikia biti tu unajua nyimbo ya Ali Kiba….lol….

Kwenye issue ya kiwango cha nyimbo kushuka hayuko peke yake hata besti ake  Diamond pia nyimbo zake zimeanza kushuka kiwango…. Mie naona tatizo lipo hapa…. Ni kwamba wamesha maliza material zao zooooote  nzuri…. Ni sawa  na kwenye mashindano ya kukimbia unapoanza kukimbia unakimbiaje fastaaaaa kama gari vile, ila mwisho wa mashindano nguvu zinaisha unaweza hata anza tembea…Mie naona ndo kama hawa vijana, wameshaandika all the best stuff they have sasa material zimekwisha inabidi wafanye tu ili mradi watoe new single….

Yani kwa Ali Kiba kwa jinsi alivyo under pressure sababu ya hiyo ya likinganishwa na Diamond naona hii new single imemwangusha kabisa yani na sasa ni dhahiri kuwa yeye ni number 2. 

Well, kunapokuwa na tatizo lazma tutafute na suluhisho… Tumeshajua tatizo sasa hivi ni unandishi wa nyimbo sio kwamba hawajui kuimba kama zamani. Talent zao zipo pale pale au hata labda zimeongezeka kutokana na experience ila problem is hawana tena material ya kuandika nyimbo. I think hata VANESSA MDEE  na  JUMA JUX   wanaface   the same problem. Yani Vanessa na Juma Jux wana swaga za hatariiiiiiiii, yani wamekaa kimamtoni ile mbayaa ila tatizo ni nyimboooooooo, nyimbo hazina viwango vileeeee…..Well wafanyaje sasa???

I think hapa mie nimeona kuna fursa kubwa sana ya uandishi wa nyimbo Yes asilimia kubwa ya artists wengi wa marekani huwa wanaandikiwa nyimbo zao. Especially baada ya kuwa kwenye gemu for a while maana na wao huwa wana run out of material au aideas ndo hapo inabidi wanunue..

Kwa mfano one of the most popular hits in the world ule wa I will always Love you wa Whitney Houston – yeye aliununua tu,ule wimbo uliandikwa na mtu mwingine. I think uliandikwa na Dolly Parton. So kama Whitney angetaka sifa za kujifanya yeye anajua kuimba na kuandika songs zake mwenywe basi sidhani kama angejulikana dunia nzima kama alivyojulikana baada ya huo wimbo alioununua kwa Dolly Parton.  Au tuseme Michael Jackson, mnaikumbuka ile nyimbo yake ya Thriller wakati tuko watoto tulikuwa tunaipenda balaaaa, na ilikuwa number 1 hit all over the world. Guess what Michael Jackson hakuandika ule wimbo aliununua kwa mtu anaitwa Rod Temberton.

Yani kuna watu wanakuwa mamilionea kwa kuandikia waimbaji nyimbo. So jamani mie naona its time sasa watokeee professional song writters Tanzania waanze kuwaandikia hawa waimbaji wetu nyimbo. Kama sio hivyo ndo hivyo wataendelea kutoa nyimbo zisizo na viwango mpaka mwisho watasahauliwa maana kuna new artisits ambao wana nyimbo zao mbili tatu kaliiiiii watatoa tutawapenda then tutawasahau hawa.Kama wanataka kubaki on top of the game for many years inabidi waanze kununua nyimbo sasa.

Although kuwa song writter sio lazma wewe mwenywe ujue kuimba ila hawa waandishi wa nyimbo wengi wao na wao pia wanajua kuimba ila for some reason walishindwa kutoka so wakaamua watoke kwa njia ya kuandika nyimbo…. Yes, its unfair ila sometimes kuna nyimbo ukiimba wewe usiejulikana itaonekana mbaya ila akiimba Ali Kiba itakuwa number 1. so instead of kukosa vyote kama hujatoka wewe kama star kwanini usitoke kwa njia ya kuandika nyimbo ? kama ndo talent yako? Na wewe utakuwa star kama huyo anaeimba nyimba zako maana lazma aseme kuwa nyimbo ni ya kwako au kama vipi mlipane pesa ndefu sanaaaaa ili afiche kuwa kaandikiwa nyimbo which mie naona ni ujinga sababu kuandikiwa nyimbo sio kitu kibaya at all it only means you only want the very best hutaki kutoa nyimbo sizizo na viwango.

So wenye vipaji vya kuandika miziki anzeni kuandika muwape hawa watu maana yani wana full vipaji na video zao zimeenda shule ila sasa nyimbo zao zinawa let down ile mbaya…..

Kwa mfano VANESSA MDEE, natamani mtu amwandikie songi moja kali la R &B in english, uwiiiiii mbona atakuwa African sensation au hata world wide sensation over night.  Maana swaga zoooooote za kimamtoni anazo….

John Legend pia ni mwandishi kabla hajatoka alikuwaga anawaandikia mastaa nyimbo mpaka siku moja alipiamua asiuze nyimbo yake aimbe yeye mwenyewe ndo akatoka kama mwimbaji. 

Alafu kama mmenotice wasanii wa bongo hawatoi albums at all. Wanatoa single tuuuuu… Kama huyu ali kiba alivyofanya come back si alitakiwa atoke na bonge la album,instead akaja na single mbili. That again shows kuwa hakuwa na enough material kutengeneza 14 songs za kujaza album. Which shows kuwa waandishi wa nyimbo wanahitajika sana. Aisee its important for ana artist kutoa album jamani sio career yoote anatoa single tu. Our top artist Diamond ana album moja tu, how sad is that? Inasaidia hata show zako kunoga coz unakuwa na nyimbo mpya kibaaaa za kuimba. La sivyo kwenye show unaimba nyimbo mbili mpyaa zingine zooote za mwaka 2000. Again ntatoa mfano wa diamond, sijui kama wangapi wana CD ya ile album yake ya kwanza, uwiiiiiiii, jamani that album is crazy goood. Asikwambie mtu,jamani album ina nyimbo nzuriiii ile.  Uwii kuna nyimbo moja inaitwa kizaizai kwenye ile album uwiii naupendaje sasa???? So now Diamond akifanya show he has 2 new songs and the rest inabidi aimbe nyimbo za 4-5yrs ago sababu hajatoa album in a long time… Againa tunarudi pale pale sidhani kama ni kwamba hapendi kutoa album ila tatizo ni kupata nyimbo 14-18 za maana za kujaza album… So again, waandishi jitokezeni I think kazi zipo sanaa tu… HATA Ali Kiba nae ni same problem akifanya concert ni anaimba 3 new songs ambazo ni mbaya then the whole other time anaimba nyimbo zake zilizohit more than 5 yrs ago.Jamani nilienda conrcet ya Rihanna 2 yrs ago.. Uwiii,unajua mdada for 1 hour anaimba 1 new song after 1 new song, tena ndo nyimbo zinazihit at that time, mnakuwa mnazijua word by word, yani hapo kwenye concert nyimbo zoooote alizoimba ni zinahit all over the country hiyo ndo inaitwa tour. Sasa wabongo anasema anafanya tour huku ana 2 new songs nyimbo zingine zoooote za mwaka 47. Toeni albums jamani, lipeni watu waandikieni

Kwa kifupi na chosema ni kwamba kuna need kubwa ya song writters Tanzania. Na pia wasanii wetu ambao wameshajenga majina yao wasikubali kushuka kwa kung’ang’ana kuandika nyimbo zao wenyewe. Waaenze kutumia professional writters ili waendelee kubaki kwenye gemu…..

I swear nyimbo za Ali Kiba nimezichokaaaaaaaaaaaaa, nimezikinaiiiiiiiiii. YANI ZIPO VILE VILE ZOTEEEEEE…. Na Diamond nae asipoanza kununua nyimbo au kuandika very good songs  nyimbo zake zitaanza kuboa kama za Ali Kiba soon washangae vitoto vinakuja juu vinawafunika kwa kutoa great songs.

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ETI MADAM KAENDA FANYA NINI SINGIDA????

Eti kidole cha ndoa cha madam kina nini vile????

Huko Singida madam na family yake wanasherehekea kitu gani ati????

Mie mwenyewe sijui ndo maana nauliza…..

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